Ep. 38 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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On this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss Bert's recent drive-in movie theater tour, wiping barehanded, and Bert's foot race with his tour bus driver, Ron. Bert also reveals that he has started eating ice cream. A lot of ice cream. Tom and Bert then look at a Amazon review for Kool-Aid written by a fan, and Tom reveals new Kool-Aid inspired merch!
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    Jern IfidsaysomyselfJern Ifidsaysomyself23 ժամ առաջ
  • Did everyone see Bert go early on that race? Unless they cut the video to look like it but clearly in the video he did the first time...

    Landon OrgillLandon Orgill2 օր առաջ
  • sometimes i really hate bert

    DaltyDalty7 օր առաջ
  • I wish bert wasn't so into drugs. The drug talk gets old.

    Screamingeagle1200Screamingeagle12008 օր առաջ
  • am i the only one that loves to see how much Berts weight changes every podcast..

    Cj SavvageCj Savvage14 օր առաջ
  • Code talk Tom

    Union WiremanUnion Wireman15 օր առաջ
  • Love the podcast. Work on the bass. I listen through headphones and keep getting paranoid because of the sudden "bass thumps". Take a listen

    SoGGy WaFFleSoGGy WaFFle16 օր առաջ
  • We need more Ron

    Hagen HuffmanHagen Huffman17 օր առաջ
  • I really enjoyed Bert talking so sincerely about his joy from getting back out on tour. I'd love to catch his act at a drive-in theater. It sounds epic.

    Superior Adventurers' GuildSuperior Adventurers' Guild20 օր առաջ
  • Please tell me the wiping part is a jk on Bert stinks

    benoit fortinbenoit fortin26 օր առաջ
  • Bert progressively shits and wipes with his bare hands then touches his nose like he snorts adderall or hydros...lol BEARS STILL KICK ASS ( Just won't ever touch machine!!!)

    Franklin EnnoFranklin EnnoԱմիս առաջ
  • Happy birthday to me

    Uriah CountsUriah CountsԱմիս առաջ
  • You're a lunatic and so is Joe koy

    the ogre lordthe ogre lordԱմիս առաջ
  • Nothing better than the anticipating laughs in the background😂

    E46KyleE46KyleԱմիս առաջ
  • Tom is very patient

    naj shanaj shaԱմիս առաջ
  • It’s actually the opposite with middle eastern countries. They always shake hands with the right because of islam.

    FlipperTheDeadDolphinFlipperTheDeadDolphinԱմիս առաջ
  • Bert fat

    David ThilenDavid ThilenԱմիս առաջ
  • bro besides these 2 being my favorite comedians, the laughter in the back round KILLS me. love this podcast keep it up!!

    Justin BrissaJustin BrissaԱմիս առաջ
  • You wash your ass with left hand with a toilet shower and you only shake hands with your right hand. Your ass will be clean as a baby's head.

    AktarAktarԱմիս առաջ
  • Yo why did Nadav respond with that awkward shitty "...uh...o-okay..." after Mr. Tom apologized? Think he needs another writing assignment.

    Akuma PharaohAkuma Pharaoh2 ամիս առաջ
  • Yo listen I'm not a bert guy as a comedy fan. but dont you all think that it's wrong to only be critical of him but not offer any helpful input not saying he'd even respond that way I doubt it lol , it just feels wrong to be critical of someone without the intent of being helpful at all. And I hate to be that guy. But you already know how he is and you keep showing up with the same expectations. If you think hes not funny and your a fan of comedy. Its equally as hypocritical to keep it in relevance like we all do. But I cant imagine this would be good for him to see if he does. Maybe I'm being a dramatic critic. But something to consider

    corby bakercorby baker2 ամիս առաջ
  • Ask Bert if he wants this skinny boy to show him how to eat crawfish. 3lbs is my warmup

    Ryan LeeRyan Lee2 ամիս առաջ
  • I know that i will catch some flak for this one but its different when you have to deal with it constantly...So you would think that its 2020 and you would think that the rest of the country would stop stereotyping people from alabama as dumb lazy, inbred hicks, and we are no better than animals (acording to mr kreischer) but yet Mr bert kreischer wipes his ass with his fingers...but what do i expect from people with a social platform that denounce hate, but ridicule and slander people based on where they live

    Southern SmokeSouthern Smoke2 ամիս առաջ
  • 22:14 My sentiments, exactly Nadav.

    Caterpillow-pantsCaterpillow-pants2 ամիս առաջ
  • Bert should go on the H3 podcast, him and Ethan would rave on shitting techniques for a whole episode

    PhillipPhillip2 ամիս առաջ
  • Pretty sure middle eastern toilets have water sprayers. Even the most sketchy squat toilets would at least have a water bucket and a water dipper.

    PhillipPhillip2 ամիս առաջ
  • 38:00 is everything I hate and like about Bert so concisely. Beautifully

    Muy BuenoMuy Bueno2 ամիս առաջ
  • Corona rape.....🤣

    Justin SumelandJustin Sumeland2 ամիս առաջ
  • Just Here after Nedav asked for time off in air....LMAO

    andrew leavesseurandrew leavesseur2 ամիս առաջ
  • 1:03:07 Is the part when Nadav slipped his way out of work for a few days...

    mtgAzimmtgAzim2 ամիս առաջ
  • do men really have to wipe front to back?

    Julio29081Julio290812 ամիս առաջ
  • Bert.... they also regularly marry their first cousins in Middle Eastern countries, doesn’t mean you should do it 😂

    Tom JenkinsTom Jenkins2 ամիս առաջ
  • Just a couple questions. 1. Is the Nadav thing a bit? 2. If so, may we all listen to more private & personal work conversations?

    Tim JonesTim Jones2 ամիս առաջ
  • A friend told me that the reason why was because if they wanted to eat and they can't wash their hands properly, they would eat with their right hands so they don't get sick.

    Wyatt KirschnerWyatt Kirschner2 ամիս առաջ
  • Uhh did anyone else hear “too bad this show is being cancelled??!!

    bjjgorilla33bjjgorilla332 ամիս առաջ
  • Bert is a progressive lunatic

    Conrad LimbergConrad Limberg2 ամիս առաջ
  • If bert wants to see drive-in movie theaters to the max come to Poteau Oklahoma the wood works will provide the viewers lol

    John CarsonJohn Carson2 ամիս առաջ
  • snickers suck!

    amy ruthvenamy ruthven2 ամիս առաջ
  • This podcast gives me chill bumps

    YeldarbYeldarb2 ամիս առաջ
  • I get a kick out of how funny they think the Kool-Aid story was.

    Kip HebertKip Hebert2 ամիս առաջ
  • left hand in lots of african countries I've lived in

    Judith NovakJudith Novak2 ամիս առաջ
  • I cannot stress this enough: Do NOT take life advice from Bert.

    Stephen JenkinsStephen Jenkins2 ամիս առաջ
  • Welp, nevad is awkward as fuck

    Special kSpecial k2 ամիս առաջ
  • Love smokin a bowl and eating some good ice cream

    cncdan 13cncdan 132 ամիս առաջ
  • I've experienced the wiping hand up close in the Arab world and it's horrible when one of your barber's hand smells like shit.

    Rikard StrombergRikard Stromberg2 ամիս առաջ
  • You stole from OWEN BENJAMIN

    ALT CBCALT CBC2 ամիս առաջ
  • Hot DAAAAAAAMN that was awkward.

    algotitmadealgotitmade2 ամիս առաջ
  • wtf bert seriously

    A HA H2 ամիս առաջ
  • No one in the Middle East do what you guys said we do🤣🤣 we use water either with a bidet or this bathroom hose and then wipe with toilet paper, god bless America

    John flyerJohn flyer2 ամիս առաջ
  • can I have nadavs job i can Google at light speed and he seems like he doesn't want the job

    Alex PainterAlex Painter2 ամիս առաջ
  • Is Bert wiping only once?

    MarkMark2 ամիս առաջ
  • STOP SNORTING IN THE MIC AND SWALLOWING.

    Philip Andrew LobbPhilip Andrew Lobb2 ամիս առաջ
  • Why the F did I think it would be a good idea to put this on while eating?

    Justen RaponeJusten Rapone2 ամիս առաջ
  • Nadav getting a bit too comfortable asking for days off on air

    steve gagnésteve gagné2 ամիս առաջ
  • sooo I always drop a toilet bomb before I get in the shower after work. I spent 45 minutes on AMworlds and apparently forgot to wipe. and never before have I cleaned my ass in the shower, cringed, and thought of a fat comedian

    Yaj SnookYaj Snook2 ամիս առաջ
  • I feel like its an even more uncomfortable when you guys discuss something sensitive and then immediately talk about how you probably shouldn't talk about it on air. I feel like a kid hearing grown ups not to talk about it around the child. Do I clearly have my own issues to contend with? Absolutely.

    Igor CamiloIgor Camilo2 ամիս առաջ
  • Please God do a few episodes while nadav is taking his unnecessary time off. Just one episode without that complainy fuck would be amazing.

    Justin MartsJustin Marts2 ամիս առաջ
  • nobody is as proud of Burnt Chrysler as Bert Kreischer. you can see it in his eyes when he talks about Bert's influence on culture. beautiful ❤️

    NIc KNIc K2 ամիս առաջ
  • why are they stopping the podcast?

    Blake RiversBlake Rivers3 ամիս առաջ
  • Y'all remember when Bert was licking every single finger after those donuts. Let that sink in for a minute

    Justin DJustin D3 ամիս առաջ
    • Christ, that was agony to listen to.

      Stephen JenkinsStephen Jenkins2 ամիս առաջ
  • Jeeze, so emotional. Man if these guys are this depressed... can’t imagine the rest of America..

    Rafael GomezRafael Gomez3 ամիս առաջ
  • "If a bidet had a finger attachment"

    Matthew YangMatthew Yang3 ամիս առաջ
  • Nadav needs a "Maybe put your headphones on" shirt

    WhatUpBigPimpsWhatUpBigPimps3 ամիս առաջ
  • 20:35 -- It actually makes WAYYYYY more sense to brush your teeth AFTER breakfast. Brushing after eating is much more effective than doing it before eating.

    ruffsnapruffsnap3 ամիս առաջ
  • Bro this could be a whole thing. A new youtube segment Bert v Ron.

    Mike KasselMike Kassel3 ամիս առաջ
  • Tom brings so much more energy on literally every podcast he does or is on, other than this one.

    John GJohn G3 ամիս առաջ
    • That's because dipshit burnt sucks the life out of everyone he's around.

      JakeJake2 ամիս առաջ
  • Bert just talks over Tom. It’s ridiculous.

    IIBroadswordIIBroadsword3 ամիս առաջ
  • Ron is about to carry out berts biggest fear of getting beat up in front of his kids

    Ryan SmithRyan Smith3 ամիս առաջ
  • Front to Back Bert, Front To Back.

    Kennethe DrummerKennethe Drummer3 ամիս առաջ
  • I wish Tom had a podcast just him sometimes.

    Kennethe DrummerKennethe Drummer3 ամիս առաջ
  • 30 percent of this podcast is phone calls

    ItsRedPanty NiteItsRedPanty Nite3 ամիս առաջ
  • You guys should do a show on helium, it would be so funny 🤣

    Gabor DeliGabor Deli3 ամիս առաջ
  • Your Ads are awesome, I never jump past it bc they're as funny as the rest of the show. Feel free to screenshot this the next time you are selling the show to an advertiser.

    Woodstock RossWoodstock Ross3 ամիս առաջ
  • We actually clean with our left hand not the right because usually we eat with our right hand without spoons so that's why we use our lefty to clean also we actually use a hose attachment to clean down there then wipe with a tissue we're not savages people 🤓

    esraa booesraa boo3 ամիս առաջ
  • Wonder how berts dad feels about his son using the pool to clean himself and he whipes his ass with his barehands

    Christiaan DijksterhuisChristiaan Dijksterhuis3 ամիս առաջ
  • Bert might be the most disgusting non-homeless person in the world

    Chris ClarkChris Clark3 ամիս առաջ
    • Danny Boy Jango and they can’t understand Japanese people; who also exist.

      Gnarly ChaplinGnarly Chaplin19 օր առաջ
    • Chinese people exist.

      Danny Boy JangoDanny Boy Jango2 ամիս առաջ
    • Agreed. I normally enjoy him but the more I listen to him talk about his life the more I realize I don't think I'd actually want to be his friend.

      Stephen JenkinsStephen Jenkins2 ամիս առաջ
  • Drink the kool aid Is a Fake play Podcast end day. Got you...Check mate .

    Khalyla ThevilleKhalyla Theville3 ամիս առաջ
  • is this podcast ending. or what?

    Randy MarshRandy Marsh3 ամիս առաջ
    • They just say in #39 that it was a joke , thought the same thing.

      jonathan lopezjonathan lopez3 ամիս առաջ
  • Give Bert a sandwich! Jesus Christ! He won't let Tom talk anymore. I just want to know if LeAnn is still fuckin her big black trainer.

    Billy StairsBilly Stairs3 ամիս առաջ
  • Gained a whole new respect for Bert pulling Ron up like that, bless up.

    M LM L3 ամիս առաջ
  • Bert didnt like his driver until the " Bert is racist " thing started! 😉😉😉

    BirdOfHermes83 D.BirdOfHermes83 D.3 ամիս առաջ
  • Milk duds are awesome frozen!!

    medic048medic0483 ամիս առաջ
  • The Express Vpn plug was really smooth I really thought you were going for a story

    CreaaTureCreaaTure3 ամիս առաջ
  • It’s probably just me but I’m not super fascinated with Burts asshole.

    captd80captd803 ամիս առաջ
  • Those shorts are awesome! ..... I dont have a credit card 😭😭😭

    BirdOfHermes83 D.BirdOfHermes83 D.3 ամիս առաջ
  • 59:37 Ben & Jerry's is good and have creative marketing and flavours but it's made cheaply. Definitely not the best. They fill their products with mostly air instead of real Dairy. You can tell the quality by how fast it melts. Ben and jerry's is liquid in basically 5 min room temperature. Haagen-daz is the primo brand that does it better than everyone. NO COMPARISON. I've never felt so strongly about an opinion before.... How dare anyone praise Ben Jerry's over Haagen-Daz.

    Walter PlatzerWalter Platzer3 ամիս առաջ
  • Wait. They’re ending this episode.

    adam_ marc_adam_ marc_3 ամիս առաջ
  • Get Ron on ymh

    The TrapThe Trap3 ամիս առաջ
  • First of all it's Goosebumps - THANK YOU TOM!!

    Tyson SchroederTyson Schroeder3 ամիս առաջ
  • "Im not a fucking gorilla,"....."What did you do? Sniff it? you smelled it?" "I smelled it"

    rick Jamesrick James3 ամիս առաջ
  • Jesus Christ, man. It's your fucking left hand you wipe with, not your right, in middle eastern countries. Sauce: Been to Iraq, Kuwait, and Qatar and worked closely with people from those countries.

    ValhallaOrBust85ValhallaOrBust853 ամիս առաջ
  • Guys should do a Bert VS Ron series on events

    Billzy NBillzy N3 ամիս առաջ
  • Bert is a fucking lunatic Edit: Actually, you know what, Bert is progressive

    Adam TheTarHeelFanAdam TheTarHeelFan3 ամիս առաջ
  • Nadav discussing his time off on tape so he's got proof

    joshua densonjoshua denson3 ամիս առաջ
  • Ron & Bert Decathlon

    Steve RSteve R3 ամիս առաջ
  • My money is on Brent Crystals in the rematch

    Steve RSteve R3 ամիս առաջ
  • Starting to realise that Bert is the only one not involved in the Nadav bit.. I want a “maybe put your headphones on” shirt.

    Rory O'BrienRory O'Brien3 ամիս առաջ
  • Bert "I'm not a gorilla" hand-wiping Kreischer

    David RoosDavid Roos3 ամիս առաջ
  • It is Tulsa....... . The most truth ever said in this podcast

    Tyler XTyler X3 ամիս առաջ
  • Tom, why are you against going on vacation with Nadav?

    Digital Spectrum ProductionsDigital Spectrum Productions3 ամիս առաջ
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