Ep. 45 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing Tom getting drunk over the weekend. Bert then shares what his weekend was like, and why he got kicked out of someone's house. They discuss their want to hire a private investigator to be on retainer, their old nicknames, and guys that wear cologne. Tom wraps up the show by sharing a video of him singing to his son.

  • My dad uses obsession

    Cody HinkleCody Hinkle15 ժամ առաջ
  • This quarantine has messed with a lot of us, in ways we all probably don't realize yet, but it shows how many hypocrites are here acting like they're bombproof. Give Bert a freaking break. I used to interrupt people all the time and talk over people BEFORE the quarantine started, but with the loving guidance of true friends, I learned to stop doing that. Give the guy a break.

    Kayla BearKayla BearՕր առաջ
  • Wait Rite-Aid still exists? In Nevada seeing a Rite-Aid is like seeing Sears or Circuit City.

    Sean PhillipsSean Phillips2 օր առաջ
  • I love Burts laugh!! It makes me laugh more! Love u guys!!!

    Kristin WilliamsKristin Williams4 օր առաջ
  • Amy schumer isn't funny. And what?

    Fiach O'ConnorFiach O'Connor6 օր առաջ
  • Bert talking about his eating and drinking sounds exactly like my dad lol

    rachel buckrachel buck9 օր առաջ
  • I think they are talking about bobby Lee.

    Joseph SalmonJoseph Salmon10 օր առաջ
  • I think this needs more ads Tommy boy

    DonGottiDonGotti11 օր առաջ
  • The guys in the background laughing will never not be funny

    BahnYahdBahnYahd11 օր առաջ
  • After hearing Berts story about how he got kicked out of someones house, I have came to the conclusion that he is someone that doesn't know what its like to be punched in the face by another man that you've angered.

    eddie harmaneddie harman11 օր առաջ
  • Jesus man bert ruins this for me

    eagle eyeeagle eye11 օր առաջ
  • No offense but Jake???? That’s a terrible name for a PI... I mean even something like Frank or Hank, or Harry, Clive, Vince, or Darryl. But you’re gonna choose Jake from state farm to be your PI??!

    Carsonotto CullenCarsonotto Cullen13 օր առաջ
  • Nadav's Google searches literally RUINS the podcast, how he still has a job here must be through sheer sympathy.

    BearBFCBearBFC15 օր առաջ
  • Bert is a serious alcoholic in major denial.

    Robert ScruggsRobert Scruggs16 օր առաջ
  • Bert “I def don’t talk over anyone” chrysler

    Robert ScruggsRobert Scruggs16 օր առաջ
  • Please read the comments and realize Bert is ruining this podcast

    Robert ScruggsRobert Scruggs16 օր առաջ
  • Bert.... its fucking Simi Valley (See Mee Valley) if you pronounce it wrong one more time I swear to god lol

    Nicholas DeemNicholas Deem17 օր առաջ
  • Tom gets so pissed when his video guy showed a weak highlight

    DeejayLosDeejayLos17 օր առաջ
  • Tom next time sing " the krusty crab pizza is the pizza for u and me"

    Bogart GuillenBogart Guillen19 օր առաջ
  • watching this on shrooms so fucking fucking love u guys

    47.Seigen47.Seigen20 օր առաջ
  • saatva.com/thehit is missing the “s” is whats posting during the ad

    HEr.ART.n.SOULHEr.ART.n.SOUL21 օր առաջ
  • Wtf are the guys at Hims thinking, sponsoring two bald fat guys.

    AlperatzAlperatz22 օր առաջ
  • I’m half Arabic and here is the English version of how to say the worst thing u can in Arabic.... ur welcome in advance...” Bittuh ifkuh kissick la hwaish ashick” :) don’t say that to someone for real but that’s the one.

    Bass VenturaBass Ventura22 օր առաջ
  • I laughed so hard my back popped lmao

    Justin BakerJustin Baker24 օր առաջ
  • HAHAHA buy land in Huntly Scotland, i live not too far, its just some boys field, m'lord

    DeChimpDeChimp24 օր առաջ
  • More than three times now, I've heard about Bert's lack of kissing and flirting skills.

    BillHicks420BillHicks42026 օր առաջ
  • 10 beers on a big break is a buzz forsure

    Cheebah 710Cheebah 71027 օր առաջ
  • Burt is not funny.. Never has been. Just a narcissistic dude hung up on the past trying his ass off to stay relevant and to make more money by leeching off people that actually are funny.

    He Was Dead When I Got ThereHe Was Dead When I Got There29 օր առաջ
  • Bert, your trying to be the perfect "nice" guy too much, just relax and take a chance cause you usually never know, YOLO. e

    Franklin EnnoFranklin EnnoԱմիս առաջ
  • Betts talking about Amy mrs. Shumers performance but it might be discriminatory of her new husband with assburgers, But we all have real lives that show our abilities and shortcomings I gave a brain injury from 1991 and know how PEOPLE still discriminate and pre- JUDGE" hang in there Amy🌹💕

    Franklin EnnoFranklin EnnoԱմիս առաջ
  • Tom was telling his story of J. Seinfeld and BURT interrupts as usual - FAT STINKY SHITTY HANDS BEOTCH!😔

    Franklin EnnoFranklin EnnoԱմիս առաջ
  • A regular day for Bert is just a horrifying mess of bad eating. Horrible decisions. And self created problems

    Muy BuenoMuy BuenoԱմիս առաջ
  • Jesus, who does these CC? The misspellings and lack of content is going to put me in a wheelchair.

    Cullen BoardmanCullen BoardmanԱմիս առաջ
  • How many commercials can you shove into a podcast? Wow

    1face8die71face8die7Ամիս առաջ
  • Someone needs to look into missing persons in cities Tom has performed in. Just a hunch...

    matthew stolzmatthew stolzԱմիս առաջ
  • I'm not surprised Bert got kicked out of someone's house , I'm more surprised someone invited this pig over 😄

    Vicious TNTVicious TNTԱմիս առաջ
  • Listening to Bert talk about his lifestyle actually brings on anxiety

    TheLegoShamenTheLegoShamenԱմիս առաջ
  • That fucking Paulie shore impersonation was fucking bang on

    B CB CԱմիս առաջ
  • 3:50 I’m pretty sure he’s talking about Callen

    Jonah GrahamJonah GrahamԱմիս առաջ
  • When you were talking about Nick Nolte I was thinking of Gary Busey.

    FisseligFisseligԱմիս առաջ
  • Does tom just wear bran new black teas

    kayo kayo2kayo kayo2Ամիս առաջ
  • Hire Harvey Kartell

    Alex SimmonsAlex SimmonsԱմիս առաջ
  • When Tom is singing to his son it’s actually so hilarious to me because my younger brother as a child used to be the same way. Like he loved/loves music but if a actual person like me or my dad ever tried to sing to him he would FUCKING HATE IT.

    Mars TamarsMars TamarsԱմիս առաջ
  • If there was a death pool ,Bert would be my first round pick.😉

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  • NADAV is such a dirt producer. Like, how high are you on the Job? Take pointers from JRE or KATS or basically ANY other podcast ffs... so disorganized, never knows when enough is enough, sucks at not just googling, but literally just browsing or pulling anything up.

    Weston Forced-last-name-displayWeston Forced-last-name-displayԱմիս առաջ
    • The day he was off gambling and that kid filled in for him - that was the smoothest and most well put together show of YMH that’s ever happened.

      Weston Forced-last-name-displayWeston Forced-last-name-displayԱմիս առաջ
  • “I’m an amazing house guest“ should be a shirt.

    Joseph RoblesJoseph RoblesԱմիս առաջ
  • Its like an adult candy bar.

    pulkmeespulkmeesԱմիս առաջ
  • The hit

    Oscar GreerOscar GreerԱմիս առաջ
  • Lol /thehit, nedav can't do shit right

    Travis BishopTravis BishopԱմիս առաջ
  • They're laughing about the delia story in the beginning at 3:55 right?

    Clark's GlassworksClark's GlassworksԱմիս առաջ
  • I always thought that his name was Brett Krissler.

    animagreedanimagreedԱմիս առաջ
  • Hey 2 bears 1 cave, since bert mentioned vodka and orange crush mix drinks. My brother does vodka/water but with a squirt of Mio orange creme flavor, it tastes just like a dreamisicle. I think it's not as bad as vodka soda mix, FYI.

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  • zhc

    Руслан НовиковРуслан НовиковԱմիս առաջ
  • Kids don’t do Xanax

    Edison MedicineEdison MedicineԱմիս առաջ
  • Bert's personal life seems AMAZING. I would love to meet you.

    Layne A. JohnsonLayne A. JohnsonԱմիս առաջ
  • Bret looks like the cowardly 🦁 Lion from the merry ol' land of Oz Wun 💯%

    Michael HenriMichael HenriԱմիս առաջ
  • Please ad a scroll or timer for your 5 minutes of sponsors, guys are hilarious but dammm alotta sponsors ontop of 5-6 AMworlds ads

    KylewinderKylewinderԱմիս առաջ
  • Searching for private investigators is the most dad thing I’ve ever seen

    Xp LobbiesXp LobbiesԱմիս առաջ
  • 1:08:22 is the most modest I’ve ever heard Bart.

    Austin VogtAustin VogtԱմիս առաջ
  • Who thinks the impression was Mark Mahron?

    Nicholas MillerNicholas MillerԱմիս առաջ
  • Dude sooooo much dirt. lol

    fakechow14fakechow14Ամիս առաջ
  • I cant listen to these anymore burt drives me crazy

    FOX Jet washingFOX Jet washingԱմիս առաջ
  • Orange Sunkist Vodkas and Vodka Sprites with a dash of orange juice have gotten me through college.

    Vincent MorrelliVincent MorrelliԱմիս առաջ
  • I only click on the 2 bears videos in hopes to hear Tom tell a story and then 15 minutes in a find something else to watch because he doesn’t get enough taking time

    alex ialex iԱմիս առաջ
  • Y’all funny af keep up the work

    Ben HarwellBen HarwellԱմիս առաջ
  • Bert: hates cancel culture Bert: wants a PI to cancel people

    Seth WhitakerSeth WhitakerԱմիս առաջ
  • give warren what he wants for the the football podcast, thanks.

    Justin Van WieJustin Van WieԱմիս առաջ
  • Damn I guess Bryan Callen is guilty according to Tom ... 😕

    Mikes strikesMikes strikesԱմիս առաջ
  • Quentin Nelson is a fucking beast

    Ben EwerBen EwerԱմիս առաջ
  • Wtf is on Bert's wrists?? Eww

    Heather KoradeHeather KoradeԱմիս առաջ
  • Says thehit though tommy?!

    Michele BeauchMichele BeauchԱմիս առաջ
  • Holy shit, the Pauly Shore part killed me.

    Jef EJef EԱմիս առաջ
  • Nadav misspelled the shit lol

  • Bert is such a dude that gives himself a nickname

    Jeff DouglasJeff DouglasԱմիս առաջ
  • The reason I want the sapp podcast to get going most is for him to slap the shit out of Chrysler for interrupting.

    LoganLoganԱմիս առաջ
  • Love you guys man. Nadav.....thanks for not talking on this one, also, hurry the fuck up on that google

    Waxon Jaxon Flaxon IIIWaxon Jaxon Flaxon IIIԱմիս առաջ
  • Me too I sunbathe haha

    Mark G.Mark G.Ամիս առաջ
  • This episode is off the fucking rails.

    BrooklynBrooklynԱմիս առաջ
  • why do i hear someone laughing so hard in the distance

    B SIDEB SIDEԱմիս առաջ
  • Bert wears Obsession, no wonder why he smells like shit.

    IanIanԱմիս առաջ
  • You guys should interview Artie Lange. He would fit in perfectly.

    ISwearImCreativeProductionsISwearImCreativeProductionsԱմիս առաջ
  • The fuck is up with Brent's buffs, he planning on goin on survivor; Tito's

    vwjordan89vwjordan89Ամիս առաջ
  • These ads are exhausting...

    Micaiah=Bobjob88Micaiah=Bobjob88Ամիս առաջ
  • You know, jokes aside, I really did wish burnt would let Tom talk.

    Gabriel Christian NegreGabriel Christian NegreԱմիս առաջ
  • I love how Bert says he worried about the 140 calories in his orange crush right after he said he had pizza, 5 beers, a grilled cheese sandwich, and a BLT for breakfast. Like wtf?? 😂😂

    Nate HessNate HessԱմիս առաջ
  • But then he called me Tony is hysterical

    Rob GalRob GalԱմիս առաջ
  • Toms reaction when Bert tells him he was eating nonstop tomato mayonnaise sandwich’s was the best part

    Jordan EvansJordan EvansԱմիս առաջ
  • Bert fat

    David ThilenDavid ThilenԱմիս առաջ
  • So many ads

    Luis LitoLuis LitoԱմիս առաջ
  • Tom needs to do his Pauly Shore impression more often

    Gibbson GeeGibbson GeeԱմիս առաջ
  • 19:31 Blarts Alzheimers kickin in

    The Rantcast Vlogs&DebateThe Rantcast Vlogs&DebateԱմիս առաջ
  • Jesus Christ Bert, don't tell the story if you literally don't want to tell any of the details

    TheHehe1223TheHehe1223Ամիս առաջ
  • Burnts impression of Seinfeld sounds like Snuffleupagus

    James Del ReyJames Del ReyԱմիս առաջ
  • Bert cutting up his wrists again? Oh My Führer 😢

    Alec PedchenkoAlec PedchenkoԱմիս առաջ
  • Tom hung out with Ethan and Hila Klein.

    Inigo MontoyaInigo MontoyaԱմիս առաջ
  • Can nt

    B TB TԱմիս առաջ
  • God I hope Bert finds his Lyle

    Kayleigh TroutKayleigh TroutԱմիս առաջ
  • 2B 1C & 5 O !

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  • I’m waiting for the day you say the wrong thing bert! You racist

    Boscoe DashBoscoe DashԱմիս առաջ
  • This was funny at first, but I’m starting to get worried for Bert. He sounds like he’s just a few hardships away from becoming Lady Di from O&A. Between the drinking, the general irresponsibility, the refusal to take accountability of their actions, and the refusal to even admit there’s a problem, they are basically one in the same. Add on body image issues, self esteem issues, eating disorders, and a traumatic relationship with your father, and Lady Di and Bert have more in common than Bert does with LeAnne. While Bert is far from deaths door, he still has been showing that he’s been struggling the past little while. Especially since quarantining and social distancing started. I feel like he’s running out of outlets for his anxiety and it’s just driving him to go into these self-destructive manic and depressive states. Here’s a 3 part documentary about Lady Di if you are interested. I watch through them once every few weeks to keep myself from going overboard with drinking. I hope somehow Bert see’s these and they make a similar impact on him. www.bitchute.com/video/ENJ6MpyxCYw1/ www.bitchute.com/video/soNOoH4hbPja/ www.bitchute.com/video/HeNpq81RQSgr/

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