Ep. 37 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by eating Krispy Kreme donuts. They give Russell Peters a call to discuss Hinduism, which Bert is interested in possibly joining. They also discuss how often they brush their teeth, celebrities with fake teeth and fake hair, planking, Trinidad James, and Bert's daily caloric intake. Bert and Nadav also talk out their differences.

  • Pathetic.

    MajorDrinkinsMajorDrinkins22 ժամ առաջ
  • They definitely missed an entire breakfast burrito on that list

    Daniel JohnstonDaniel JohnstonՕր առաջ
  • Bert looked so offended when he was told the donut was warmed up for 30 seconds

    Brandon McCallBrandon McCallՕր առաջ
  • You guys should play against those AMworldsrs

    Christian ValentinChristian ValentinՕր առաջ
  • Me Tom and Bert would be the best of friends

    Maverick LemmonMaverick LemmonՕր առաջ
  • I don't think he is counting the 15 calories per tablespoon of sugar

    noafroman1noafroman13 օր առաջ
  • bert eating is so foul

    Louis MernaghLouis Mernagh5 օր առաջ
  • Laughing my ass off @ 7:44 Makes me almost gag but is hilarious!

    martin Kennedymartin Kennedy5 օր առաջ
  • It is the most nauseating thing listening to him eat! Worse than ANY of Tom’s Heavy-R videos!

    Nicholas MillerNicholas Miller9 օր առաջ
  • Worst asmr video ever 😂

    Linda LopezLinda Lopez10 օր առաջ
  • i’m gonna come out and say, whoever the hell is laughing their ASS off in broadcast needs to be a guest

    ShikimaruShikimaru11 օր առաջ
  • Blm has evolved into something horrible

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    Jon BurlesonJon Burleson12 օր առաջ
  • 100% fire and replace the redhead computer guy

    SoGGy WaFFleSoGGy WaFFle16 օր առաջ
  • For the record the way nedav said “maybe you should put your headphones on” was a little sheisty

    Anthony PenaAnthony Pena16 օր առաջ
  • Definitely skip over the first like half hour of this one because.....holy shit brett.......

    James FarnanJames Farnan17 օր առաջ
  • Who brushes their teeth when they wake up? Clean people you human pig lol.

    Polar BearPolar Bear17 օր առաջ
  • Gawd damn don’t let him eat on the show again please, just short of suicidal listening to him eat turds for 15 minutes

    Tod RobinsonTod Robinson19 օր առաջ
  • I wonder how many times brents father smacked him up side the head for eating like a Wild boar,

    Tod RobinsonTod Robinson19 օր առաջ
    • Not enough times apparently.

      James FarnanJames Farnan17 օր առաջ
  • Dude Bert shut your fkn mouth when you eat...

    Mötex's ArchivesMötex's Archives20 օր առաջ
  • The greatest promo for Krispy Kreme ever.

    Peter ChiPeter Chi21 օր առաջ
  • Why are they meeting up in groups with friends? Stay careful my guys.

    Jo 🦇Jo 🦇21 օր առաջ
  • 10:48

    NRD 2000NRD 200022 օր առաջ
  • I just got fat watching Brent Crystals eat donuts

    EspiritasEspiritas24 օր առաջ
  • nadav def has chip on his shoulders, not saying bert doesn't overreact but there is this know-it-all aspect to the way he talks to people. he doesn't need to say "why don't you put..." it comes across like bert should have already known that, when maybe it just didn't occur to him. if he talks like that all the time that would get under my skin as well. don't forget who you work for nadav.

    KubrickKubrick26 օր առաջ
  • Bert is literally what EVERYONE would be unhinged

    Max VotoMax Voto26 օր առաջ
  • Nadav gets almost zero respect from Bert so yeah he is a little snarky when he’s being asked to do dumb stuff by a giant child. Tom throws way more snark at Bert all the time but it all just gets taken with a laugh.

    Dylan GelinasDylan Gelinas27 օր առաջ
  • 10:20 watch how Bert catches the falling out donut with his tongue

    Ricardo AlvarrezRicardo Alvarrez29 օր առաջ
  • Dunno, Nadav seems like a douche. Your instincts are accurate Bert.

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  • Native was 100% aggressive.

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  • lowkey adorable nadav and bert bonded

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  • 26:03 Brent needs to chill out!

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  • I think I'm super healthy because I fast for 16 hours and run 5 miles a day but then I hear that bert does all that stuff and now all I'm thinking is that I need to up my game

    Tyler OlneyTyler OlneyԱմիս առաջ
  • Watching my 2 favourite comedians call the comedian who started it all for me was a 10/10 experience

    Lindsay HLindsay HԱմիս առաջ
  • Bert every guy thinks they are weak on some level.

    June AckJune AckԱմիս առաջ
  • ... i really looked up how long to warm up a krispy kreme donut. Take my like you assholes

    james redmondjames redmondԱմիս առաջ
  • Bert: My hands are so sticky right now! Immediately grabs his phone.

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  • Bert just casually deep throats his finger's 👌

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  • Great episode

    naj shanaj shaԱմիս առաջ
  • Nadav definitely responds with some disrespect lol

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  • Does Bert do this to Young Jamie?

    Ulises RiveraUlises RiveraԱմիս առաջ
  • Bert's delusional ego is out of control... I love it!!

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  • 50:19 I absolutely died this podcast slaps

    Jay BlackburnJay BlackburnԱմիս առաջ
  • Nadav is 10000% passive aggressive

    ShaneTweezyShaneTweezyԱմիս առաջ
  • Omg i almost died when bert tried to wolf down that hot ass fucking donut. I have actual tears

    ShaneTweezyShaneTweezyԱմիս առաջ
  • Bert fat

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  • 15:25 Russell Peters wants to be THAT person who's not Black but wants to be Black and is threatened whenever another non-Black person is given more cred by other Black people.

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  • 12 minutes in and 4 donuts down. Bert you're a walking ad for self control.

    jesse andersonjesse andersonԱմիս առաջ
  • I just wanna know who's in the background dieing lmao 😂

    Liam TogherLiam TogherԱմիս առաջ
  • I've been slowly working through your episodes from episode 1 with my husband. This is one of my favorite episodes so far. I've laughed so hard and I also really enjoy the internal examination of self by Bert.

    Beth BuckinghamBeth BuckinghamԱմիս առաջ
  • Preheat oven to 300 degrees..... place the whole dozen of donuts on a cookie sheet and and heat for two to three minutes...... thank me later......

    Justin SumelandJustin SumelandԱմիս առաջ
  • Just knowing that Bert doesn't wear underwear is pretty disgusting 😰😨

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  • Hey Bert. I know this comment is probably a month too late, but I have the same issue when busting someone’s chops. I’m often the target of jokes because I’m a goofy dude, which is all good. But for some reason, if I fire a rebuttal back, the whole tone shifts and people are like, “Woah, hey, that’s not cool man; why would you take it there?” I never mean maliciousness and aim to keep it light, but something about my delivery or the way my face looks just offends those within earshot. I’ve since had to resort to dad jokes and puns, which never gets a laugh, only groans.

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  • 12 seconds. Amateur.

    MojoPapi FPVMojoPapi FPVԱմիս առաջ
  • Bert is a straight pig. What a mess

    Joe GreenJoe GreenԱմիս առաջ
  • Nadam couldn't solve a word search and he still gas lit Bert like super villain. They should do a pod cast. Two tards one cave.

    Jeffrey BrownJeffrey BrownԱմիս առաջ
  • bert smacking his lips and sucking his fingers was hands down the most disgusting thing i have ever heard

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  • “Maybe put your headphones on” “PUT YOUR FUCKING HEADPHONES ON” Sounds the same lol

    EJ CommonsEJ CommonsԱմիս առաջ
  • The worst thing I have ever experienced with this show is Bert eating. Of all the weird/nasty stuff on this show, it is amazing I hung in here. Love this show but damn

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  • OMG! When Tom looks right at the camera after Bert comes to the end of a narrative kills me everytime.

    Angela SamellsAngela Samells2 ամիս առաջ
  • The agony of watching Bert lick his fingers after eating a glazed Krispy Kreme and IMMEDIATELY operating his phone

    Connor KlapperConnor Klapper2 ամիս առաջ
  • Imagine listening to the audio version of the 7 first minutes of chewing

    Joakim BackJoakim Back2 ամիս առաջ
  • It’s concerning that Bert brushes his teeth mid day, like seriously concerning.

    Abigail StraubeAbigail Straube2 ամիս առաջ
  • 10:30 bert burns his mouth

    Peter ParkerPeter Parker2 ամիս առաջ
  • The worst episode yet. Hearing Bert chew is torturous.

    Roberto RomeroRoberto Romero2 ամիս առաջ
  • Hey, Bert owning his issues with Nadav is really awesome. It's hard to acknowledge when you're being a dick, sometimes.

    Alyssa SheaAlyssa Shea2 ամիս առաջ
  • I wish they would edit out the guy cackling in the background. I mean, it's funny, but it's not that funny. Calm down.

    Kathryn LibbeyKathryn Libbey2 ամիս առաջ
  • 7:43 Jesus Christ, Bert. That chunk of donut flying on the mic..

    AnesthesiatripAnesthesiatrip2 ամիս առաջ
  • Nadav did not say Fucking, but the tone he said "How about you put your headphones on" was possibly unintentionally (I think it was pent up from being treated as lesser) aggressive, I think he should also apologize.

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  • The more I watch the more I realize that Burt is either a complete sociopath or the single least self aware person on earth

    Bryn ZiegemanBryn Ziegeman2 ամիս առաջ
  • These are my two personalities interacting

    YungsusboofboiYungsusboofboi2 ամիս առաջ
  • Bert is so weak

    ЧрчЧрч2 ամիս առաջ
  • Yo please put penut butter over a fresh crispy cream doughnuts

    josh bensonjosh benson2 ամիս առաջ
  • So, let's talk about Bert saying, I don't get why people get so upset when you lick your fingers and then stares straight into the camera and sticks his whole finger in his mouth to the knuckle. Eye contact bro, so much worse lol

    Lia HartLia Hart2 ամիս առաջ
  • Wow just found The Machine’s podcast channel.

    Ali NasserAli Nasser2 ամիս առաջ
    • You're in for a wild fucking ride my friend.

      rusty shacklefordrusty shackleford2 ամիս առաջ
  • I LOATHE when someone licks their fingers. That is the most grotesquely animal thin you can do. I would rather you get up on a table, with food on it, squat down and shit than see you lick your fingers. On a separate note I am not a fan of donuts either.

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  • I love how in a "podcast" where the main point is talking, that they choose to eat and say nothing.

    animagreedanimagreed2 ամիս առաջ
  • Bert knows nothing about his wife...or personal hygiene

    Panda PizzlePanda Pizzle2 ամիս առաջ
  • Bert Kreischer, the only man alive that can confidently say that eating ice cream is for children but drinks a gallon of Koolaid a day and licks his fingers clean like an actual toddler.

    Cole WorldCole World2 ամիս առաջ
  • Is Tom just trying to push Bert to the edge?

    not surenot sure2 ամիս առաջ
  • Bert you definitely have the breakfast burrito strategy down but when you wanna feel like a real piece of shit make sure you cook the bacon in the tortilla pan so the tort soaks it all up.

  • "How do you start your mornings?" Well, today, I started my morning by listening to a grown man moan while eating donuts for 30 minutes

    Darrian JordenDarrian Jorden2 ամիս առաջ

    Kelly O'KeefeKelly O'Keefe2 ամիս առաջ
  • Bert, you read that properly. But he wasn't being aggressive, he was being passive aggressive. So now you're being manipulated and he's blaming it all on you. Watch out for this guy.

    Mark FMark F2 ամիս առաջ
  • Insecure...all comics are

    Marcel GrattonMarcel Gratton2 ամիս առաջ
  • I just heard Bert say it and I thought I was only one. Does anyone else legitimately have a problem with the taste of toothpaste? Like I still brush my teeth every day, but the taste makes me gag and I know you are supposed to brush your tongue aswell but every time I think I am going to throw up. Can anyone relate to this or any suggestions?

    Jack ZwahlenJack Zwahlen2 ամիս առաջ
  • it's funny when Burt interrupts Tom in the middle of his story, that he asked him to explain, and also mention how interested he is in hearing the story and then proceeds to take over the story and tell a story of his own that relates and never let's Tom finish explaining what he asked him about. Let the man speak Burt

    SushiCatSushiCat2 ամիս առաջ
  • I love this podcast, but that smacking is terrible. Considering ending it all

    T TerryT Terry2 ամիս առաջ
  • Bert. Get 👏 A 👏 CPAP 👏 👏. I stopped snoring and have the best goddamn sleep of my life.

    grooveycakesgrooveycakes2 ամիս առաջ
  • 08:00 time stamp Bert should watch food wars on Netflix lol

    Gavin DrewsGavin Drews2 ամիս առաջ
  • You’re supposed to brush three times a day , is what they taught in school back in the 70’s and 80’s

    Tod RobinsonTod Robinson2 ամիս առաջ
  • Tom is as big, if not bigger than Bert now!!!!

    Carolline RoseCarolline Rose2 ամիս առաջ
  • Bert needs to watch the first "it"

    mr-zzzmr-zzz2 ամիս առաջ
  • I could sit and watch these two fat bears eat hot krispy creme donuts all day.

    Heart of fishingHeart of fishing2 ամիս առաջ
  • 25:40

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  • 9:24

    Nave BushesNave Bushes2 ամիս առաջ
  • Beach Body is a pyramid scheme. I hope you guys reconsider them as a sponsor.

    Natalie EskNatalie Esk2 ամիս առաջ
  • That spontaneous beef squash convo when Tom went to shit was great.

    Sean TSean T2 ամիս առաջ
  • Who the fuck laughs in the back because I love it

    Bryan BeasleyBryan Beasley2 ամիս առաջ
  • I feel like your set needs some love. You look like you are sitting in a Super 8 motel lobby. Theres also a subtle sense of cigarette smoke. like, it seems out of place that there isn't an ashtray on the table...

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