Ep. 36 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing why they would make a good couple, and Bert pitches a new show idea. They give Nikki Glaser a call to run the idea by her. Bert also reveals how much Kool-Aid he consumes in a day. The bears also taste test various sodas, talk about their favorite sneakers, and explore new religions.

  • 15:00 cures all ailments you may be experiencing for a few solid minutes.

    Jill BeanzJill Beanz13 ժամ առաջ
  • I laughed to hard I thought I was legit going to die

    Jack GyldenvandJack Gyldenvand2 օր առաջ
  • Niki's father - "im playing music for a bunch of ret.... ired people" LMAO

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  • This podcast should be called, 2 Guys 11 Drinks

    Sam GonnermanSam Gonnerman3 օր առաջ
  • Jesus.. 3 sodas and 64oz of Kool aid.. holy fuck Burnt.

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  • 15:10 the start of the best laugh track of 2020

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  • first 30mins only.

    Alex SalterAlex Salter6 օր առաջ
  • What type of boots does Joe Rogan own that have no traction?

    chad seyfriedchad seyfried6 օր առաջ
  • Pepsi & Coke are so similar, its almost impossible tell the difference, ALMOST... There is one fool proof method of distinguishing the difference between the two... Take a can or glass of each drink, take a sip, pretty much the same? Wait 10 minutes, and repeat.... The 1 beverage that is flat is Pepsi and the one that is still carbonated is Coke... Works every time....

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  • I have not laughed so fucking hard in my life. 64 fn ounces of kool aid

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  • The way Bert innocently says “red” fucking kills me

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  • 15:06 Koolaid reveal.

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  • "its watered down" - He means it has ice LMAO

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  • I wish Tom would tell bert to shutup sometimes. Bert's annoying as hell

    Jeremy BoushieJeremy Boushie11 օր առաջ
  • Tom im so glad your reference in YMH Episode 559🙏🏼 Never had an near death experiences from laughing. Still try to catch a breath....holy shhh...IM DYING😂😂😂

    Ivica BejicIvica Bejic11 օր առաջ
  • The fucking kool-aid got me good but there laughs made it so much worse

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  • I wonder if cavemen ever laughed like this. Like they're just out hunting and something hilarious happens and they're just crying laughing. lmao

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  • 9:00 the face they made when her dad looked like he was gonna say "a bunch of retards" LMAO

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  • I don't really laugh out loud I just smile when I find something funny but damn, The Kool Aid moment made me crying of laughter

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  • 56:35 Did they just confirm Joe Rogan is a Scientologist?

    Ben ShieldsBen Shields17 օր առաջ
    • That is what was said... From the fattest man in America... but did you see how Tom touched his nose and looked away? mmmmmmmmmm maybe

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  • Do NOT let Bert and Tom live together unless you want them to leave their wives for each other

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  • "This is why we should be boyfriend-boyfriend" lmao

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  • I’ve never heard Tom laugh that hard

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  • This episode was just golden. “At least I’m hydrated” might be the funniest joke Burnt ever told.

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  • 😕 That moment when you realize you were the only kid with a pool and Bert came in it 😂.

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  • after watching 10+ of these 2 bears episodes, I want to know whos always laughing in the background

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  • I never laughed so hard until I watched this video 😂

    John TurbomanJohn Turboman22 օր առաջ
  • I couldn’t breathe after the koolaid part

    Seth KylloSeth Kyllo24 օր առաջ
  • Bert's laugh is absolutely horrendous but I love it

    Connor :DConnor :D24 օր առաջ
  • im gonna buy berts self help book and do the opposite of everything it says

    NolanNolan25 օր առաջ
  • Bert's nick name should be Dookie Shoes!

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  • I don't know why the cool aid is so funny but I paused the video 3 times cause I was laughing so hard it hurt.

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  • So are we just going to ignore the fact that Bert criticises grown men for eating an ice cream cone but walks around drinking over 120 pounds of Kool-aid a day lmao

    Derek SmithDerek Smith28 օր առաջ
  • That kool-aid part made me laugh so hard I almost passed out. Tunnel vision, tingly, hot flash. Wow.... easily the best part of my 2020

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  • This is why we should be boyfriends. 😂😂

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  • Priyanka Chopra Jonas is Hindu. Other one's are - Russell Brand, julia roberts, George Harrison (beetles), + 1 billion more people ... Not too rare :)

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  • Tom Segura is my fav person now

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  • your drinking koolaid to start your day ? ya ... what kind .... red lmao

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  • Bert drinks 3 gallons of Kool-aid and doesn't hardly ever brush his teeth. Bet his mouth smells like his asshole and his teeth are completely rotted. Gross AF. Didn't you have parents?

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  • Kkkool aid is the drink of racists everywhere

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  • I just want toms laugh as my ringtone or alarm sounds.

    Sassy Jo WestSideSassy Jo WestSideԱմիս առաջ
  • Why Cant bert just say a croissant breakfast sandwich

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  • the kool aid. i havent laughed that hard in a long time . thank you

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  • Bert drinks the KoolAid Uncle Joey had warned us about.

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  • 17:03 Bert farts so loud why havemt they addressed that lmfao

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  • I love how when men get to a certain age and they laugh that hard it’s a legitimate full body activity and they truly do need a recovery period before they can speak again.

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  • 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Milik WilsonMilik WilsonԱմիս առաջ
  • Yooo them laughing about the kool aid had me dying of laughter!!! I love these guys!!

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  • Bert fat

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  • very overlooked I shower in the pool, haha

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  • 15min in...I think to myself I could be listening to a podcast about history or something. You know? Something I can learn and it beneficial. 19min in, I fucking regret nothing

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  • It's astonishing how many things Bert mispronounces/ misnames- "coLagulation" instead of "coagulation", "tenements" instead of "tenets", "64 inches" instead of "64 ounces", etc.

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  • 11:38 Segura said why tf am I doing podcasts with this fool

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  • toms laugh can cure depression

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  • Bert consumes a gallon of kool aid? Funny he introduced himself to Rogan coming thru the wall of his house like the kool aid man...

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  • “Sooooo much sugar!” 😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣

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  • I was honestly more appalled that Joe is into scientology over Bert drinking a gallon of kool-aid a day

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    • @Daniel Kintigh I would hope so rather than him being involved with those wackos

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    • Maybe I'm wrong, but by "into" I think he means interested in how cultish they operate, kinda like someone can be interested in learning about WW2 but obviously not be a fan of war. From listening to his podcasts he definitely isn't a fan of them. He's had multiple people on to talk about how terrible it is. Maybe he's talking about a different Joe?

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  • 64 inch growler.. lol

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  • He's so unbelievably disrespectful to his wife. Complains she won't have sex with him enough while he is literally the grossest person- he's lucky anyone is willing to be married to him

    Hannah ClarkHannah Clark2 ամիս առաջ
  • When is the “cum talk with me” podcast coming out ??

    Abigail StraubeAbigail Straube2 ամիս առաջ
  • Chevy is just better. That the good new sandwich But the old school sour dough breakfast sandwich is the best ever

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  • “For real “

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  • If they made a comedy together it would be the funniest movie ever.

    BrandonBrandon2 ամիս առաջ
  • -Bert blinks -Guy dies in background

    Yngvi BirgissonYngvi Birgisson2 ամիս առաջ
  • 15.09 I've watched the coolaid reveal 640 times and counting I'm trying to kill myself with laughter 😱😱

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  • Episode 36 tattoo. ...😅😭😤😅😆

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  • 15:05 to start

    Naome LescroartNaome Lescroart2 ամիս առաջ
  • Coors used to be only available west of the rockies

    Adam BeylAdam Beyl2 ամիս առաջ
  • Bret's butchery of the English language never fails to amaze. In less than 2 episodes: “colagulation”, "tenements" (tenets), and honestly thought "nightmare" was spelled & pronounced "nightmere". The slaughter continues...

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  • "Could we make a soda?" Call it Two Bears Bubbly. Lol

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  • Algernod Lanier Washington III.....its Plies baby

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  • Just found this podcast and I think my face permanently hurts...

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  • “..it really is good” Bert

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  • "you drink out of one side ill drink out of the other" jesus Bert germs are in the liquid too

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  • I'm here because Tom from his podcast called Your Mom's House Podcast ep 559.

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  • i dont think we have to get wasted... excellent Tom. 31 min

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  • I swear to god if dixxon flannel doesn’t come out with a tumbler now haha

    Waylon MeyerWaylon Meyer2 ամիս առաջ
  • Best koolaid ad ever

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  • “This podcast was brought to you by insulin “

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  • Someone should animate the Koolaid part😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Miguel GomezMiguel Gomez2 ամիս առաջ
  • Fucking hooked!!! Love the vibes y'all bounce back and forth.

    Aaron AlexanderAaron Alexander2 ամիս առաջ
  • These guys have the most contagious laughter of all time

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  • I used to keep a half gallon of Hawaiian Punch in a hydoflask most the time when I was homeless. 🤷🏾‍♂️

  • As a kid I tried some of my dad's favorite soda give DIET CAFFEINE FREE PEPSI and rate that! It was like a shot of fire as a kid!

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  • I've watched the Kool Aid scene five times and i've cried each time

    Chris DawsonChris Dawson2 ամիս առաջ
  • 18:25 Thats how witches laugh after they put a spell on you

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  • Whenever I'm having a bad day im gonna watch the Kool aid part that shit is hilarious 🤣

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  • This is the male equivalent to Callherdaddy. So good lol

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  • Need the t-shirt "Sugar Water Red"

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  • The kool-aid laughing wasn't even that funny but them laughing about it was F'ing HILARIOUS 😆😝😂🤣😂🤣

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  • Grizzly Pop as your signature soda

    Jossan AgostoJossan Agosto2 ամիս առաջ
  • yea jordan 11s are the move for b-ball

    Daxton StrausDaxton Straus2 ամիս առաջ
  • open the show of you coming out of a huge vat of milk Bert. Your new show!

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  • Have never laughed this hot in my life. Thank you so much.

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  • "We dont have guests on this show" -consistently calls everyone they know every episode

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  • laugh so hard a fart comes out... lol

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  • I did not know that Bert was a soda sommelier.

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  • "I thought we were watching Lost!" Lol nice

    Verinon RentharVerinon Renthar2 ամիս առաջ
  • Bert drinks Kool Aid and looks like the Kool Aid man!

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