Ep. 30 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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On this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss Michael Jordan and "The Last Dance" documentary, dipping, and seeing Nirvana in concert. Bert issues an apology to people struggling with addiction, and the two of them debate the greatest all-time college football teams. Who's in YOUR top five? Let us know in the comment section below!

  • I’m pretty sure the “fluff documentary” Bert’s talking about is actually a propaganda film right?

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  • I pray I never have friend like either of these two

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  • 6:47 - 6:54 That will be taken out of context Also Bert, please learn how to complete sentences.

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  • I can't believe I just sat here and listened to how Bert says he Total Recalls his memories daily

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  • Podcast gameshow idea: Bert gets a briefcase of 1,000,000 but he has to go through insane terrain to reach it a real treasure hunt through harsh shit but he gets to drink and take whatever he wants and we just get to see Bert in action

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  • the last thing i expected of Bert was that he saw Nirvana perform, live 😭😭😭💔

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  • toms face.. "want a pouch? it might be a good way for you to get started again." LMFAO

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  • Tom is terrible at being Berts babysitter

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  • Bert says chewing tobacco is good against the virus?, enjoy your throat ♋ cancer...cool,smart...

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  • love the show but it makes me dislike alBert more and more - disgusting, entitled, selfish, and worst of all annoying and fake. he lies so much that his family doesn't believe anything he says.

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  • Longhorns with Vince Young, Ricky Williams and Earl Campbell would be fucking nuts.

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  • 5:15

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  • I had never even heard of this documentary that's the "biggest thing in media in 20 years". I've heard of tiger king from almost every single person I know....😑

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  • The idea that even selfless acts are selfish is like....a very very old and well known philosophical argument. He didn't have any kind of brilliant idea at all 😆😆😆 he just read a pamphlet at a yoga studio or some shit

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  • Bert was drunk during this, right?

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  • Tom! He said no. Bert shouldn't have to say no more than once. NOT cool that you did that.

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  • I think it’s funny that Bert thinks lebron is going to make a documentary and say “yeah I’m the second best” that’s just not smart lol

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  • Bert doesn't get in trouble because he just keeps digging till he gets to the other side.

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  • I think Bert is a dick to people he believes are lower than him. We only see him with people who he thinks are his equals. He seems to be a dick to everyone else. He also has problems with a lot of people. I think he might be the problem.

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  • Go Pitt. I’m from Pittsburgh first thing I thought was them lol but gotta agree Toms list is solid

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  • Bert is the most racist racist there is

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  • I used to think that Tom knew a lot about football... and then he put fucking Nebraska in his top 5 college teams of all time

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  • LSU

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  • Good lord. Bert really IS the throttle! XD

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  • call me uneducated on chewing tobacco but whats the difference between dips and chewing tobacco are they not the same thing ....... much love from hamilton ontario canada

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  • Damn, they were talking about me. 6 ft 9 and an office job haha

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  • tom wants to kill bert. dont be suprise. he will kill him, but in a creative way (cigarettes, dipping, booze and dr.drew prescription cocaine)

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  • I’d swap Nebraska for Florida that’s the only difference for me

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  • Notre Dame

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  • Alabama

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  • When you are dealing with a man that doesn’t understand you have to actually be apart or attend an event for it to be a memory, just what the fuck Bert I hope they study what ever mental illness this man has to help others 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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  • it was fucking Packed, fucking Packed, .. Packed... Packed

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  • HOT open

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  • Burt was the guy who dipped skoal Cherry or just skoal anything in the group and I wanted to belong but everyone thought that he was a bitch Copenhagen straight Copenhagen Wintergreen I will challenge Bert

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  • Toms face watching bert almost take a dip was pure wonderment like a kid on Christmas morning

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  • How correct Bert was about dlia lol.

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  • I truly hope one day nadav.. walks in and slaps the piss out of bert....stop being a dick

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  • 57:36

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  • I'm an Orthodox Jew and I watch this... oops

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  • 33:15

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  • Bert is a certified drama queen, who doesn't have a filter or a switch on his mouth, Tom knows this, so he will play the role of the instigator, putting a nickle in Bert's neck and pulling the chain, then he sits back and enjoys what he has started, poking and prodding him like a conductor does with an orchestra, letting Bert to ramble on while he watches and smiles like the cat that caught the canary.

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  • Do you realize how different the world would be if every single one of Bert’s ideas came to fruition...

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  • Bert just realized he actually saw Nirvana and Jordan live

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  • Jordan also had a dope red 993 turbo

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  • Jordan was driving a 512TR unless this was like in the last 10 years which the 458 would make sense

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  • Tom Wtf is Wrong With Your SLEEVES

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  • The glee on Tom's face trying to talk Bert into dipping and smoking because he's such a psychopath that it'll be funny to him watching his friend try to kick an addiction is simultaneously hilarious and terrifying.

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  • Funny watching these when they've been out awhile. LeBron is China's bitch.

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  • Notre Dame, Florida, USC, FSU, LSU

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  • literally, they brought out the dip cans and just thinking about it was like yep I gotta take a shit haha

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  • Who's the guy always dying of laughter in the background of every fucking video🙃

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  • I'd love to see Bert try some Teaza. I dipped for a long time and Teaza is pretty awesome.

    Matthew SigleyMatthew Sigley3 ամիս առաջ
  • Bert seems like the nicest most fun dude to hang with! I'd chill with that guy anytime. I mean, unless he considers you "the help" . He's mean to his team. Why you such a dick to Nedav?

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  • Yeah, I have some notes.

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  • theyre gonna remember some other things about delia

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  • I almost remember. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  • Kreischer is such a sad puppy he makes me cringe

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  • Wait so Bert IS racist??

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  • georgia, notre dame, texas a and m or tech would have a good one, just ones you didn't say

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  • I have a thing like Brenda's memory thing. I think i saw Lion King on ice when I was a kid. I think i met the guy who was Simba and talked to him for a while and I think he gave me a stuffed animal of Simba. I cant say for sure

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  • 1:15:33 And if you cant develop the drive to develop and compete with the Freak show body that god gave you, WITH PILLS, you know what?! That's on you." so many gems in this show I swear

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  • Top 5 Colleges LSU Alabama Miami Nebraska FSU No particular order

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  • Miami #1 Alabama has to be in the conversation

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  • am i the only one who thinks its kinda fucked up that tom got bert hooked on dipping again lmao

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  • Bert: if you're trying to get sober, don't listen to me! Tom IMMEDIATELY after that statement: Yes

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  • Burnt with the high pitch talking when he thinks something is funny that HE is saying makes me want to smash his face! 9 times out of 9 it's not even funny.

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  • I paused to watch the Documentary. was really good.

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  • Syracuse has a great all time team

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  • Bert talking about people with addiction like he's not one of them is really Beyond hilarious. because he doesn't even know how much of a garbage fire he is

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  • You guys need to do more than 1 show week!

    Michael PalteMichael Palte4 ամիս առաջ
  • Holy shit. Just holy shit.

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  • every alabama fan’s head is exploding at not being mentioned in the top college teams ever

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  • someone should write a book of dumb shit Bert says , like Mao's little red book of inspirational quotes XD

    Gert The RudeGert The Rude4 ամիս առաջ
  • Can we not talk about dip while I'm in work?

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  • SKIP ADS - 1:59

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  • Have you heard of an app called Duck Duck Go?

    Joyce PresleyJoyce Presley4 ամիս առաջ
  • BERT! I LOVED your last special and toms idea for the next title is on point!!!!!!!!!! You def should do it bro. (“It doesn’t need to be true”) 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    Naomi VerleyNaomi Verley4 ամիս առաջ
  • can't wait for Bert to discover crispr

    SalvadorkSalvadork4 ամիս առաջ
  • I hate Bert so much!!!!!😂🤣😂🤣

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  • Just got back from watching 10 episodes of the last dance. Had to know what they were talking about. I like sports now.

    Enrique GarciaEnrique Garcia4 ամիս առաջ
  • Man.. Tommy buns lookin lean..

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  • Alabama, USC, LSU, Florida, Florida state.

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  • No love for the SEC is crazy! We RUN college football now.

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  • I grew up in Tallahassee and it's so crazy to hear Bert talk about his time there.

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  • My wife threw the remote at my head last week because my 5 year old grabs my dip can and packed it like a savage. Loud thumps just packs a can like a vet. Then I see this and my head started to throb

  • On the next 2 Bears 1 Cave -- Watch two nearing-elderly men struggle with re-living their past addictions.

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  • The fact that Americans struggle with Google so much bothers me to the core

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  • i found out about burt 2 days ago. I want to see that documentary please!

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  • Tom is a sly cat and Bert is a dopey dog. Watch and see how Tom just sets him up and pushes him to do stuff. Tom is just setting up the ball for Bert to swing and miss... Love it.

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  • tom is the type of friend your therapist tells you to think about cutting out of your life

    Joey SanchezJoey Sanchez4 ամիս առաջ
  • I logically know it's impossible to be more fat than the most obese person in the world but is Tom bigger than Bert right now?

    Ray RagnarokRay Ragnarok4 ամիս առաջ
  • Bert talking about humility is great. The reason these guys will stay great is because they won’t let their success cloud their ambition.

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  • Bert Kreischer....the Dr Kevorkian of motivational speakers

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  • For the love of nadav please put your podcast on the Sticher app so I can listen to it while delivering packages 📦

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  • Top 5 all time college teams (no particular order): Alabama, Miami, USC, Ohio State, Florida State

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  • Cute how Bert thinks banging his own wife is some big score.

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  • Great episode keep em coming and thank you also all time teams Boomer Sooner my guys I hate to be that guy but we got 8 national championships and the record for consecutive wins but a lot of it is subjective and I’m obviously bias lastly, Tom 13-2 my dude and warren sap is all time best player to watch dude is the literal definition of a beast

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  • Nirvana played Tally in '93 so Bert is not completely insane.

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  • Miami USC Fsu Alabama Ohio state

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