Ep. 31 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura are back in the cave once again. Bert has a new perspective on Karl Malone. Tom and Bert then start going doing lists to see which alt comics don't know them, which leads them to a more fun conversation on which black comedians don't know them. We even call up black expert Neal Brennan to weigh in! We find out Tom’s experience driving a McLaren after he gives the Kreischer girls a ride. We then get into the discussion of fighting and each of the bears have their own technique. Tom is really aching to cause damage to someone. Will anybody volunteer? Plus, reactions to more of your comments and memes!
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  • "I feel like I'd hate to be friends with a lot of people, like those people that take everything way too seriously, but Jordan wasn't like that" - Bert, talking out of his ass.

    RileyRiley4 օր առաջ
  • This skit about the face elbow is fucking hilarious especially when the next episode of your mom's house Nadav has a huge bruise

    Thomas HoneycuttThomas Honeycutt10 օր առաջ
  • Silverman's a joke

    Screamingeagle1200Screamingeagle120010 օր առաջ
  • One huuuuuundred percent, I thought Tom had hearing aids in.

    Sniping DJSniping DJ10 օր առաջ
  • Thank god tom wore that bama shirt

    Nate BurtNate Burt19 օր առաջ
  • Fckin Bert has me saying nightmere now

    Andrew PAndrew P22 օր առաջ
  • No hate for Alabama but WDE!! Fan forever and I work right across the road from the stadium!

    Ilana WilliamsonIlana WilliamsonԱմիս առաջ
  • Why was anthony jeselnik not on the list

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  • I love Bert shirt dope as hell

    Dustin FoxDustin FoxԱմիս առաջ
  • Uh HUndrid percent

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  • Their employees shouldn't have access to a mic.

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  • Bert fat

    David ThilenDavid ThilenԱմիս առաջ
  • Spoiler alert. If you put many goats in one room, the destroy all furniture.

    Mr. FulciMr. FulciԱմիս առաջ
  • You KNOW it was Isla asking about the special needs kids...

    Jenny HunterJenny Hunter2 ամիս առաջ
  • Did anyone else find it super weird that nadav literally interrupted the podcast to make a genuine offer to let Tom elbow him in the face for no reason?

    austin draperaustin draper2 ամիս առաջ
  • Bert!!!!! They weren't going to beat you up. They were going to shoot you

    SushiCatSushiCat2 ամիս առաջ
  • Dark side of the ring is AMAZING

    Brittany RoyBrittany Roy2 ամիս առաջ
  • Love this podcast

    BlisterBlister2 ամիս առաջ
  • Who is gonna cry over Joe more ?

    Charita BatisteCharita Batiste2 ամիս առաջ
  • someone kill the laughing hyena on the background please

    Goofy GooflersonGoofy Gooflerson2 ամիս առաջ
  • Jesus guys it’s starting to descend into a non stop ad...ease up please on the merch pushing!

    rowan mcdonaghrowan mcdonagh2 ամիս առաջ
  • 52:12

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  • Bert is a walking oxy-moron, he tell's everyone that the corona virus has taught him, is to live within your means, the next thing out of his mouth, he's hawking merchandise.

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  • 59:53 what the hell is Nadav's deal, was this scripted?

    steve gagnésteve gagné2 ամիս առաջ
  • What is up with the weird ass Nadav interactions

    Susan DanielSusan Daniel3 ամիս առաջ
  • Oh my god! So true! I gave 2 girls at our local bar a bitch out because they were picking on my friends dancing. I walked up to them and called the out on what they were doing and asked "hey, you think you're being funny?" This isnt even the part though. I let them know, "not a good idea ladies." I told them not to do what they were doing. Because they NEVER know who they may be messing with and how far they're willing to go. Mind you this was an underage bar and both girls had the xx's on their hands. I told them "you dont know who the fuck I am! Girl, I could be that psycho that's gonna wait until.you leave, follow you to your car and fucking stab you. You DONT KNOW ME or what I am CAPABLE OF. True shit you guys just said... or said a while back. I've only been listening for a couple weeks now in quarantine but love this show. I drink my coffee to it or when I'm feeling lonely and want some "friends" to listen to. I think you both are incredibly funny. Both of you have had me I T.E.A.R.S.YOU GUYS ARE GREAT. Love your topics and how real you guys are and how chummy you are with each other as well. You. Ring light to my dim days and I appreciate your comedy immensely.

    Mutt KangerMutt Kanger3 ամիս առաջ
  • 1:08:03 - Train Fight Video Reaction

    Kayla BearKayla Bear3 ամիս առաջ
  • What hat is Bert wearing?

    josh garciajosh garcia3 ամիս առաջ
  • I got head trauma watching that fight video

    Christian ChavezChristian Chavez3 ամիս առաջ
  • 30 seconds in and bert is already talking shit about his wife ...

    Rosie WinchellRosie Winchell3 ամիս առաջ
  • 36:30

    Thomas GundersenThomas Gundersen3 ամիս առաջ
  • Roll MF TIDE TOM

    Fletcher BruceFletcher Bruce3 ամիս առաջ
  • 23:00 It's interesting what Bert is thinking here. It's basically the premise that Napoleon Hill started with when studying the habits of the wealthiest self made men and finding their shared traits. One of the most influential and best selling books of all time. Great minds..... also Napoleon was racist too.

    Crangis McBasketballCrangis McBasketball3 ամիս առաջ
  • Has burp never heard of the search bar in emails!?!? I was so frustrated watching him look like frustrated lol

    Robert LeeRobert Lee3 ամիս առաջ
  • Why does Bert start his conversation about chappelle and jordan’s similarities with “i ve met chappelle, but I don’t think he even knows who i am”. Every thought Bert has revolves around how well known he is or isn’t or who he has or would love to party with. No one cares Bert. Then he goes on to list people who do or do not know him. why the fuck would we care about this?

    malkinmalonemalkinmalone3 ամիս առաջ
  • Tom and Bert are soooo Bro Mates! (Bro soul mates)

    BirdOfHermes83 D.BirdOfHermes83 D.3 ամիս առաջ
  • I would love to see Bert play video games. That could be his THING.

    Bob DobbzBob Dobbz3 ամիս առաջ
  • My new favorite podcast

    Wesley PipesWesley Pipes3 ամիս առաջ
  • Lee-Ann got back from that car ride with Tommy and didn’t give a fuck if Bert had hot wings that day...

    Portsmouth Sea AnglerPortsmouth Sea Angler3 ամիս առաջ
  • Bert really needs to lay off the red bull

    James WilliamsJames Williams3 ամիս առաջ
  • I was so high when I watched this that I felt the intensity when Bert was looking for the email

    ImyouthcollectiveImyouthcollective3 ամիս առաջ
  • Did anyone else just get a slap chop ad? Wtf

    Reasonable DiscourseReasonable Discourse3 ամիս առաջ
  • Burts looking slimmer than Tom at the moment woah!

    Joe TJoe T4 ամիս առաջ
  • Great podcast. It would be great if tom, was on it. Bert is fucking awesome, but it doesn't negate the fact, that it's not all about him.

    Michael StewartMichael Stewart4 ամիս առաջ
  • It would be pretty fuckin sweet if bert would let tom actually talk

    Michael StewartMichael Stewart4 ամիս առաջ
  • It would be pretty fuckin sweet if bert would let tom actually talk

    Michael StewartMichael Stewart4 ամիս առաջ
  • It would be pretty fuckin sweet if bert would let tom actually talk

    Michael StewartMichael Stewart4 ամիս առաջ
  • It would be pretty fuckin sweet if bert would let tom actually talk

    Michael StewartMichael Stewart4 ամիս առաջ
  • It would be pretty fuckin sweet if bert would let tom actually talk

    Michael StewartMichael Stewart4 ամիս առաջ
  • I'm newer here but I just never understood the guy scream laughing in the back lmao

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  • "First and foremost..." "Oh by the way..." *Drinks*

    ThisIsCushThisIsCush4 ամիս առաջ
  • Bert: *Talking for literally 5 minutes straight* "Can i tell a story for a second?" Tom: "Yeah sure!"

    Jake WardJake Ward4 ամիս առաջ
  • "dude, Twitter is amazing." - no one (and Bert)

    MrNailsMrNails4 ամիս առաջ
  • 1:00:27 Tom's face here is probably the same face he'll have when Tina finally accepts the Scrum challenge

    Dave The ScwedeDave The Scwede4 ամիս առաջ
  • Better get that lawyer Tom before you throw that elbow . Make it legit

    mrcyrilfiggismrcyrilfiggis4 ամիս առաջ
  • Does Bert have a shirt that admits he gets drunk and uses his gun to force his dog to have sex with him?

    Judson ChildsJudson Childs4 ամիս առաջ
  • I always thought Bert was the fat one but Tom looks fatter than Bert. Interesting...

    Andrew SchulerAndrew Schuler4 ամիս առաջ
  • Dont want a car well of course i do but im asken for my mom she dien of cancer and kidney failure im asken all my favorite comedians to sign something so i can have a silent auction all she wants is to go camping one more time and with her o2 tanks and everything makes it hard if you want to help me out it would mean the world to me thanks PLEASE keep it up it helps my threw this rough patch my email is kcassady111@gmail.com

    Chris CassadyChris Cassady4 ամիս առաջ
  • does berts shirt mean that he wants whiskey ,cock,glock and dogs .. i dont get it ... much love from hamilton ontario canada

    michael edwardmichael edward4 ամիս առաջ
  • Are we just not going to acknowledge how awkward it was when Nadav interrupted a whole conversation to beg Tom to elbow him in the face.

    Annika HeighwayAnnika Heighway4 ամիս առաջ
  • They didn’t mention Gabriel Iglesias

    Jack CheuvrontJack Cheuvront4 ամիս առաջ
  • I love the How Neal Feel crossover!

    Joshua FordJoshua Ford4 ամիս առաջ
  • @YourMomsHousePodcast Thomas, I think you are thinking of the Trex, three wheel car. campagnamotors.com/t-rex-models/

    ColeCole4 ամիս առաջ
  • Where does Bert get all his cool baseball caps? None of them ever seen to be sweaty or worn in. It's like he wears a brand new one each episode. I was on his merch site and only saw shirts and tumblers but no hats.

    No NameNo Name4 ամիս առաջ
  • God dammit Nadav, you just had to make shit more awkward than necessary.

    Jef EJef E4 ամիս առաջ
  • SKIP ADS - 3:39

    Steve RegishSteve Regish4 ամիս առաջ
  • Hey Bert, talk more.

    Kyle McClanahanKyle McClanahan4 ամիս առաջ
  • Every time Bert opens his fat mouth I skip it till tom talks. God I cannot stand him. He sounds like a muppet

    Jay CoffmanJay Coffman4 ամիս առաջ
  • 59mins Tom starts a story then gets interrupted by Bert who goes on to interrupt himself and never make a full point. Tom has so much patience.

    James PalmieriJames Palmieri4 ամիս առաջ
  • “Do you push when you pee?” Bert K.

    Ryan WaxRyan Wax4 ամիս առաջ
  • Tom being an LSU fan and wearing an Alabama shirt blows my mind

    Brandon TurnbloomBrandon Turnbloom4 ամիս առաջ
  • War Eagle Tom, you tool.

    Winston SmithWinston Smith4 ամիս առաջ
  • Tom looking thicc up!

    mdmclaymdmclay4 ամիս առաջ
  • This is Berts best podcast ever!

    mdmclaymdmclay4 ամիս առաջ
  • That moment when bert forgets to delete the absolute filth on his phone and Tom gets curious.. is it really the Twitter he's concerned about 🤷‍♂️ I see some body language lol

    Steezy BreezSteezy Breez4 ամիս առաջ
  • Bert & Tom m.amworlds.info/town/iamzqJffr61wsW8/video.html 👌🏽🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  • Scott Aukerman definitley knows who Bert is. But he definitely is the butt end of the joke. I think he referenced his no shirt thing once

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  • "If one of us steps in shit we would both smell it." Thanks Bert.

    Sean GibsonSean Gibson4 ամիս առաջ
  • One love

    pablo Escobarpablo Escobar4 ամիս առաջ
  • "Chappelle and Jordan are very similar in that they're both black." - Brent Klansman

    XymXirXymXir4 ամիս առաջ
  • I feel bad for the guy Bert called, he sounded so happy to speak to him but Bert didn’t give a shit 🤣🤣🤣

    Wanye KestWanye Kest4 ամիս առաջ
  • I am watching my first episode of you guys after the Bourbon Junkies mentioned your channel tonight. Like and subscribed , you guys are hilarious.

    Dan KDan K4 ամիս առաջ
  • The reason I don’t fight in situations like those is because if we fight I wouldn’t pull out a weapon or beat someone when they are unconscious, but you never know if they will. I like fighting but not when you don’t know if they will pull out a gun

    Joey isamazingJoey isamazing4 ամիս առաջ
  • I like how these two talk about really famous comedians like they arent super famous comedians lol

    Seth ReedSeth Reed4 ամիս առաջ
  • when bert pulled his hair back he weirdly looked like "no neck ned" 🤣🤣🤣

    Dakota LafeverDakota Lafever4 ամիս առաջ
  • In nine years when Tom is celebrating his 50th birthday, there will be lots of people thinking to themselves that they thought he turned 50 ten years ago.

    Stephen JenkinsStephen Jenkins4 ամիս առաջ
  • I think you’re all reaching with Bert’s shirt. Maybe look at some real racists out there...Trump and his MAGA idiots.

    jessica Nopejessica Nope4 ամիս առաջ
  • A Huuuuuuuundred percent

    Bill MurryBill Murry4 ամիս առաջ
  • Bert: "This is the best fitness tracker I've ever used" Also Bert: "This is the only fitness tracker I've ever used"

    Bill MurryBill Murry4 ամիս առաջ
  • I Love Bert. I love him. But Jesus do I have to turn down the volume when he starts laughing and squealing lol The man seems happy. Gotta give him that =]

    Choking LovelaceChoking Lovelace4 ամիս առաջ
  • This Podcast is just the modern day Jerry Springer. Not in a good way. Half of their shtick is making fun of people with mental diseases.

    MCCLOGMCCLOG4 ամիս առաջ
  • I was going to say “whole shit you guys where fat” then I realized this was after 4 years of sober October.

    Parker DePondParker DePond4 ամիս առաջ
  • I love all the laughs in this pod

    Boss Life BlogBoss Life Blog4 ամիս առաջ
  • 10 minutes of Bert staring at his phone. Good podcast guys.

    metalfuk1metalfuk14 ամիս առաջ
  • omg you guys telling LeeAnn's reaction to the supercar was so cute

    Roy LinvilleRoy Linville4 ամիս առաջ
  • Bert looks good with longer hair

    Caleb GallegosCaleb Gallegos4 ամիս առաջ
  • The 3 wheel car is a Polaris slingshot

    William MillerWilliam Miller4 ամիս առաջ
  • Neal Brennan!!! I will watch this religiously if you bring on Neal on the reg.

    RYAN ALLENRYAN ALLEN4 ամիս առաջ
  • 8 minutes in and all that theyve done is try to sell a hundred things.

    James3790James37904 ամիս առաջ
  • In high-school my friends and I stopped in to the gas station on our way to a swimming hole or something. There was a cop in there with a fresh fade. One of my friend's goes sick fade officer and touched the back of the cops neck 😆 who the fuck does that. Then he proceeded to steal several candy bars right in front of the cops face.

    Greg BernierGreg Bernier4 ամիս առաջ
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