Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 564 w/ Johnny Pemberton

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Tom Segura and Christina P start off this episode of Your Mom's House by discussing all the San Fernando Valley has to offer, and a particular cool gal they saw at the stoplight on their way to the studio. This prompts a conversation about why crazy chicks are good in bed. Jean and Jean then give an update on the status of their bike repair, before calling Alister Thorn aka Fedsmoker's nemesis to discuss the late great Conald Petersen. Tom also describes how much fun he's been having sharing the Ed Asner cool guy video with unsuspecting friends. Todd and Christine watch videos of a Karen yelling at CVS, a cool guy eating a wasp's nest, a Nazi gubernatorial candidate, a vagina slingshot, and a dude smoking his own dandruff.
Johnny Pemberton is an actor, comedian, and host of the Live to Tape podcast. He joins Tom and Christina to discuss deadly spiders, math class, terrible Christmas movies, and airplane browns. He watches a cool girl's fart tutorial, an update from Tony Johns, a Horrible or Hilarious of an accidental gunshot, and a hefty dose of Christina's TikToks.

  • He’s adorable!

    Jenny BennersJenny Benners2 օր առաջ
  • Whe have a repair guy. LMAO

    Drew FunderburkDrew Funderburk2 օր առաջ
  • I love your moms house so much. It is such a great podcast. Hilarious. Real. And entertaining. Not just a bunch of bullshit like everything else.

    Caleb kingCaleb king3 օր առաջ
  • When Johnny goes off on one it is so fucking funny

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  • Jamie needs to teach Nadav a thing or two

    James CrossJames Cross5 օր առաջ
  • It's still so surprising to me how little yanks really know of the UK

    James CrossJames Cross5 օր առաջ
  • this dude doesnt know as much as he thinks he does about spiders. ive had a lot of my friends get bit by brown recluses and a friend who died from a black widow bite. ive seen alot of them in jail and lots of people had to go to the hospitol from spiter bites that got so bad they almost lost limbs

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  • BIKES!

    Your moms PussYour moms Puss10 օր առաջ
  • He is my favourite guest and I don’t event know him much outside of this podcast

    Kia MazharKia Mazhar10 օր առաջ
  • 1:31:00 I got a DUI BABY WOOOOOO

    FilthyFingers42FilthyFingers4211 օր առաջ
  • Hody skip!

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  • omg im getting ab muscles from that bert call

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  • nooooo the farts are sooo wet thouuuugghhhhhh whyyyyyy

    Greg TuckerGreg Tucker15 օր առաջ
  • I have the worst shits early in the morning/traveling cuz I'm usually nervous. ALSO JOHNNY that coffee isn't helping your bowelzzz

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  • I love when Pemba emulates the random characters that appear on this show

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  • Does anyone know if there is a video of Bert reacting to the Fart Simpson prank call? 🙏✌️

    Richard O'LearyRichard O'Leary21 օր առաջ
  • Christina’s laugh snorts make my pp hard af.

    Owen JacobsOwen Jacobs23 օր առաջ
  • Toms Mom and Bobby Lees girlfriend have a lot in common.

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  • Yelling and calling the people helping you, 'morons'... Nice. You flash in the pan future nobodies

    Colter MuseColter Muse25 օր առաջ
  • 5:00 So she has an outburst and then, what? Goes completely face-neutral while she captions and posts this? It's bizarre to see people like this.

    Daniel HDaniel H25 օր առաջ
  • Shes literally yelling into a small device in her hand. Its the craziest thing.

    Daniel HDaniel H25 օր առաջ
  • Great gun safety vid . Rule 1 always make sure your gun is not loaded b 4 u act like a know it all for the internet

    Adam KruegerAdam Krueger26 օր առաջ
  • Just watched the trailer for Christmas Lodge, just to share the level of writing it’s at, the actors mention Christmas Lodge 8 times in a minute and a half trailer 😂

    Michael NormanMichael Norman26 օր առաջ
  • 2:05:08 perfect reaction

    Eddie EspinozaEddie Espinoza27 օր առաջ
  • Thomas Kincade is dead...awhile ago

    Jeremie McknightJeremie Mcknight28 օր առաջ
  • That phonecall whas epic, mommies😍 love that u keep diggin and find out about fedsmokers life and background🥰 Keep up the exellent work👌💕

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  • my favorite guest hands down

    Pepega PapayaPepega PapayaԱմիս առաջ
  • Is it fair at this point, that if there was a YMH guest “Mt. Rushmore”, it would have to be Johnny Pemberton, Jessica Kirson, Rob Iler, and Danny Brown?

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  • Bleeeeerghtakeiteasy

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  • 58:35 and suddenly my voice came out of Tom's mouth.

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  • I don't know who told you there's a Lyle in the UK :D

    Tim StewartTim StewartԱմիս առաջ
  • How bad do you need your bike Tom? if i was the bike repair guy and i had a podcast this would be my number one story of the day, how some guy needed his bike fixed and called me 3 times a day till he got it back.

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  • Permberton is the greatest ,,love it high and tight👍👍👍🔥

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  • Who's the guy laughing manically in the back?

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  • These are rats lolz

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  • Johnny!! Bro - I keep coming back for the "Under Lock and Key By G'vmnts" rant. Fucking gold haaaa

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  • 1:43:23 is priceless

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  • Who’s more racist, bert or Daniel carver

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  • 1:29:00

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  • Even the german guy sees the nazi behavior the democrat Govornors are pulling

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  • Christine's knowledge of chavs is the best

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  • G'day everyone,Mommy has a psotive love message for the community, and she wants you all to share it.Forget where the bodies are buried, let's protect the next victim!!I love you all,Piss next to me, hug me, learn to love one another 💓 Try it out, guysStay coolTomTina Segura Sun 13/09/2020 11:28 PM Thanks for this, Michael. It’s brilliant and sadly true!!! Best, Christina P. Sent from Your Mom's House

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  • Hey @tomsegura, love the PODCAST, I clean swimming pools listening to Ed asner. Great combo. But today you blew my headset with Fire kitty man and now I’m out of a set of earphones, so thanks man.

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  • That dry dab king doesnt look like he is related to royalty at all.. Or even a Lord

  • Anyone know how to get the video of the live show and or a link to the videos he’s showing?

    Freddie WilliamsFreddie WilliamsԱմիս առաջ
  • Awesome Twin Peaks reference

  • pemberton needs to curb his 'tude; please, mind the cheek darling.

    Brian HLBrian HLԱմիս առաջ
  • My cousins are from whales. so shitty

    Harry DysonHarry DysonԱմիս առաջ
  • C.I double agent

    Harry DysonHarry DysonԱմիս առաջ
  • "he's got meth bones"

    • XD

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  • Dhar Mann has Insane Clown posse brows. Put him and dedicated face tattoo guy up together!!

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  • I had campus security knock on Dorm door to make sure I wasn't promoting the Nazi lifestyle, as well as watching Asian porn at full blast

    Sam GrodmanSam GrodmanԱմիս առաջ
  • Dude i remember the day they locked the school down for Connald wtf. We were in english class and we had to stay there for like 2 hours extra

    EpicfluffzEpicfluffzԱմիս առաջ
  • We need a don’t be stingy shirt bad! And can you play that phone call on 2 bears to see Bert’s reaction?

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  • I'm pretty sure the girl with the "farts" is just queefing like a champ

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  • Never heard of this Pemberton guy, but he's fucking hilarious.

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  • 47:55 i never laughed so hard 😂, the usage of those bert chrysler sounds are perfect

    ALEXALEXԱմիս առաջ
  • i"m welsh and live in wales (cardiff),we don't sound like cockneys.just listen to anthony hopkins the actor guys :)

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  • I can’t believe Tom didn’t murder that bike mechanic lol

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  • OMG that lady in the beginning IS doing AN IMPRESSION! ITS AN AMAZING SAM KINISON IMPRESSION!!!! Listen to it again, and tell me I'm right.

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  • 1:08:00 take it easy 21:00 wasps nest 1:31:00 tony John's

    Brody ProwsBrody ProwsԱմիս առաջ
  • any one else sick of Tim being so smug and holier than thou??

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    • That's his "brand" of comedy. Get thicker skin

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  • I liked pemberton better when he was named potter

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  • I don't know if ya believe me or not, but

    Richard ArthurRichard ArthurԱմիս առաջ
  • That 20 year-old Brazilian girl is what you would call a professional succubus. She doesn’t even have to actual hook-up with anyone to still get everything she wants that they are able to give her by manipulating their psyche for her to use at her will.

    Nick BrownNick BrownԱմիս առաջ
    • Professional succubus 😂😂😂😂👌

      Bianca BloomBianca BloomԱմիս առաջ
  • I need a "Take it easy" shirt from you guys. lol

    Leslie DegnanLeslie DegnanԱմիս առաջ
  • This show is so much fun

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  • Why hasn’t Bert reacted yet lol

    Tyler QuallsTyler QuallsԱմիս առաջ
  • They way Christine puts a "k" on the end of her "ing"s makes me want to strangle her

    Bryson GrantBryson GrantԱմիս առաջ
  • I have a feeling Tom beats the redheaded dude a lot :/

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  • Thomas Kinkade died years ago. (Mom was a big fan of the jig-saw puzzles)

    Jeremy CookJeremy CookԱմիս առաջ
  • This guy is so underrated. My fav guest.

    Shmurda StroShmurda StroԱմիս առաջ
  • 58:30 is when I would have quit my job. Nadav can do better. Tom and Christina you guys are impatient and insufferable, fuck you. Love the show.

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  • Same day as the UFC.... sorry jeans but you lose this one

    keanu rodriguezkeanu rodriguezԱմիս առաջ
  • Christina's reaction to the dude shooting himself was weak. He wasn't a fucking 12 year old kid. Most likely 18+. Your kids won't be doing that either, because you're probably too afraid of guns to have one in the house.

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  • Ay my last names Pemberton

    Indy FistIndy FistԱմիս առաջ
  • 58:34 little harsh, dont you think?

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  • Show the child! Show it." Lmmfao 🤣😂🤣 holy crap I keep coming back to this episode. He's getting so good with his back and forth and improvising. I'm even going and looking him up now. Please have him on more. Really good Tik Tok commentary. 😂🤣

    NeonDarknessNeonDarknessԱմիս առաջ
  • That lady in red screaming sounds just like Cartman

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  • I just want that Gold Man Sachs/Bass Pro shirt, but I can’t find it anywhere 😫

    Pondering PresbyterianPondering PresbyterianԱմիս առաջ
    • Me neither!! I came here hoping someone had the link. Damn!

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  • Johnny P in the fucken house!

    Devo BarroDevo BarroԱմիս առաջ
  • I loved the part where big P starts spitting out wasp and spider knowledge

    Daniel StoddardDaniel Stoddard2 ամիս առաջ
  • is pemberton really 39? he looks like hes like 24

    Tyler SchwabTyler Schwab2 ամիս առաջ
  • Seriously fuckin put someone on finding fedsmokers car to gift charro

    Dan ManDan Man2 ամիս առաջ
  • I think it's Batterina adjusting the mirror in that Camaro.

    CrackhoutsCrackhouts2 ամիս առաջ
  • 3:07 Popeye? using berts laughing as him busting a nut is hilarious

    ONI YautjaONI Yautja2 ամիս առաջ
  • Pembies should become the Ed McMahon to the Mommies Carson. Son of Zorn 4 LIFE!

    Jon McGovernJon McGovern2 ամիս առաջ
  • I can't see the live show in my location apparently. Anyone got a link to a sneaky download? I would usually pay but I am being prevented by the website.

    Owen PidcockOwen Pidcock2 ամիս առաջ
  • is that goldman sachs shirt ironic orrr

    wellonablewellonable2 ամիս առաջ
  • That was kind of sad hearing Conald's (it's in the dictionary) real story. Knowing that he had a fairly decent life and then things got completely out of control, so that's tough. Alister's story about the showdown at the library with Conald, is one of the best stories I've heard in a long time though lmao. Conald was just a candle in the wind: R.I.P.

    Derek DavieDerek Davie2 ամիս առաջ
  • you guys came up with that darman? scenario way too fast lmao.

    Derek DavieDerek Davie2 ամիս առաջ
  • That was sexy mama C

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  • 1:39:44 I am also a big spider defender, they're great and cute Though my cat got bit by a black widow and almost died, so I kill them, but I genuinely feel terrible about it every time

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  • Cum on guys! Nadav is getting SO much better on googling! " My bad gimmie one second" hmmm....

    Christopher ArnodliChristopher Arnodli2 ամիս առաջ
  • 10 minutes of commercials and intro nice

    Morris WestMorris West2 ամիս առաջ
  • How am I the only one who literally hates it everytime Tom treats Nadav like shit? Cringy af

    martshmallowmartshmallow2 ամիս առաջ
    • @Tyler Smith good, I'm not the only one

      martshmallowmartshmallowԱմիս առաջ
    • I’m with you

      Tyler SmithTyler SmithԱմիս առաջ
  • I as well deleted tik tok because I was also wasting a lot of time and after seeing the star child bs I’m so happy I don’t have to watch it other then these episodes.

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  • Johnny Pemberton is such an awesome guest. Love him on Duncan Trussels family hour, he was hilarious again on this podcast!!

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