Ep. 29 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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On this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss Adele's weight loss, Bert's sober days, and college pranks. Tom shares the infamous "1 Man, 1 Jar " video with Bert. They also call Dr. Drew to discuss the possibility of nicotine fighting Coronavirus. The two of them wrap up by eating the world hottest pork rind. What's the spiciest thing YOU'VE eaten? Let us know in the comment section below!

  • Bert I fucking Love you man!! So Dam funny, an Tom’s the SHIT! You guys are so real and down to earth and I love that. Y’all are like a engine it doesn’t work without the oil. ❤️ FYI RedMan is the best!! Love you guys 👍🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼

    Michael KohltsMichael Kohlts5 օր առաջ
  • I love both of you guys!!! Just listening to y’all makes me crack up laughing! If When I’m in a bad mood I start looking for y’all’s podcast and y’all always cheer me up! I’ll just be walking around work with my headphones in and I’m just laughing so hard my coworkers are just looking at me lmao! And don’t let negative people bring you down. Because you got a sh*t load of people that love you guys!!! So keep doing what ya doing cause it’s awesome!!!!!

    Kristin WilliamsKristin Williams7 օր առաջ
  • Fun fact that glass broke in him on accident and he bandaged him self up and went to work. His family was in the house also

    samsam10 օր առաջ
  • Why does Bert look so skinny?

    Mind CrawlerMind Crawler21 օր առաջ
  • Holy fuck Tom went to college in my city! Imagine him at a christian college in hickory NC lol

    choctaw biggunschoctaw bigguns22 օր առաջ
  • I just laughed so hard hearing Tom tell his college “Gorilla Lineman/Shit in the pillow” story that I fucking threw up at work.

    Owen JacobsOwen Jacobs26 օր առաջ
  • Did he live? My dude went to work an hour later with a wad of cotten balls in his ass.

    TonyTony29 օր առաջ
  • berts gross lol

    Nebuchadnezzar JrNebuchadnezzar JrԱմիս առաջ
  • Figured it out Bert. You exaggerate one way so far, that they’ve learned to exaggerate the same amount in the other direction. None of you are honestly addressing reality in that sense lol. There’s probably a rational middle ground that neither parties will ever acknowledge.

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  • Musheen Musheen Musheen!

    Mr. KMr. KԱմիս առաջ
  • Brett "The Boy Who Cried Bat" Kreishner

    whheaattz maynewhheaattz mayneԱմիս առաջ
  • 39:55 i only waited that bert says: "no.. no... I was there... no!" xD

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  • Bert fat

    David ThilenDavid ThilenԱմիս առաջ
  • Are they watching one guy one jar? 🤣🤘🤣🤘🤘🤘

    Nikolus LiraNikolus LiraԱմիս առաջ
  • I wanna watch the dip episode!!!! I’ll throw one in too, fuck it. haven’t in a while.

    Nikolus LiraNikolus LiraԱմիս առաջ
  • I am AAAA DICTED to this podcast. You guys are Hilarious 🤘🤣🤘

    Nikolus LiraNikolus LiraԱմիս առաջ
  • Zoom in on Annette’s face....Annette??? Wtf Bert hahaha this guy is unreal

    Mark FMark FԱմիս առաջ
  • Shaved head

  • Bert's insecurities are what make the show.

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  • Damn. Tom's college experience was Wild. I would watch that movie

    GarinaraSauceGarinaraSauce2 ամիս առաջ
  • Half the People who use twitter are butthurt feminists and racists so I dont use it.

    Danny MckenzieDanny Mckenzie2 ամիս առաջ
  • I love when they fuck with the tech dudes and get on them hella aggressive

    Danny MckenzieDanny Mckenzie2 ամիս առաջ
  • What happened? Why are bert and tom so fat?

    Danny MckenzieDanny Mckenzie2 ամիս առաջ
  • I listen to this whole playlist when I go to bed

    invo 7invo 72 ամիս առաջ
  • I don't like these guys, Hope they read this.

    dg hfddg hfd2 ամիս առաջ
  • It GENUINELY bothers me how fuccin stupid and slow your "Jamie" is

    Cruz JohnCruz John2 ամիս առաջ
  • Tom slipping the black latex gloves on like someone who wants to make sure there's no forensic evidence left behind.

    LpJunior537LpJunior5372 ամիս առաջ
  • Love listening to the bears talk about dip. I stated when I was 16 then quit for a year but started again. I'm 24 now. It burns worse than ever now but gotta live that Burt lifestyle. Do it, just for one episode, can't wait to see how you guys feel.

    Bryce ThorntonBryce Thornton2 ամիս առաջ
  • 90% of the laughing is Tom laughing at burnt and burnt thinking he's laughing with him 🤣

    goon snukegoon snuke2 ամիս առաջ
  • Why don't they fire the Google guy and get a smarter one

    lung punchlung punch2 ամիս առաջ
  • This podcast gets me through the day

    Jerome WagstaffJerome Wagstaff2 ամիս առաջ
  • Their relationship is identical to that of Jim and Michael from the office.

    Cody WaldronCody Waldron2 ամիս առաջ
  • Comedians: “don’t let shit offend you, they’re jokes” Also comedians: “when you say you’d rather see me instead of my friend, it Hurts our feelers” I think we should be able to Make whatever jokes, I’m just pointing out irony

    ImyouthcollectiveImyouthcollective3 ամիս առաջ
  • Thank you Tom I really needed a good laugh, also bert is fat

    Mad gee geeMad gee gee3 ամիս առաջ
  • Judging by the laugh in the background, Nedav is alive on this one!

    BirdOfHermes83 D.BirdOfHermes83 D.3 ամիս առաջ
  • Oh, so that's how you spell bears!

    BirdOfHermes83 D.BirdOfHermes83 D.3 ամիս առաջ
  • Now we know how covid started

    Edison MedicineEdison Medicine3 ամիս առաջ
  • I like Bert's new bit idea. I think it would be really cool if after each scenario where someone says something stupid he could say "Here's your sign" and pretend to hand them a "stupid sign". Thoughts?

    Mitch SwartoutMitch Swartout3 ամիս առաջ
  • haha swedish death metal and brass knuckles. thats a REAL cool guy, and toms best friend

    jens jensejens jense3 ամիս առաջ
  • Bert : "Sip Schtation"

    Vince SwaneyVince Swaney3 ամիս առաջ
  • How does Bert do so many podcasts and shows on AMworlds and just not read comments?

    Neutral SpaceManNeutral SpaceMan3 ամիս առաջ
  • Did Tom went to school in Soviet Russia?!

    Camilo MorfaCamilo Morfa3 ամիս առաջ
  • Okay so when will Bert admit he’s not “sober” in the actual sense, he’s being normal, like a regular functioning adult? Like quit lying to yourself and others. I used to drink like a fish and party all the time as a teenager. There’s a period of my life I barely remember because I was always drunk. I decided to quit acting a fool and grow up. Calling myself “sober” would be a disservice to people who are actual recovering alcoholics. I have a drink maybe a few times a year now. A) I don’t like hangovers B) some alcohol gives me massive heartburn, and C) I might have a minor allergy to alcohol because with just a sip or two I get incredibly red and flushed and itchy in my chest/neck/face. But I’m not “sober” I still drink sometimes, just not like I used to. It’s called growing up, Bert.

    Brittney ShroufBrittney Shrouf3 ամիս առաջ
  • Bert!!! The line to Dr Drew about being the worst in a threesome!!! Line of the Podcast!!

    MervMerv3 ամիս առաջ
  • LOL. Nadav CLEARLY zooms in 800%. Twitter is the problem

    Some GuySome Guy3 ամիս առաջ

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  • Bert your wife is a HOTTIE. You guys are freakin' amazing. Wish your family nothing but the best. Tom wish you guys continued happiness.

    Dillon MannDillon Mann3 ամիս առաջ
  • Adele is just amazing. She had to work very hard to lose that kind of weight and it's an accomplishment so I understand why people are proud of her and she's proud of herself I lost 85 lb in 10 months do you know what? it feels good!! so that chick from the article is stupid. Bert knows how hard it is to lose weight so does Tom. It feels so much better just walking around and up stairs. fuck all the haters

    Dillon MannDillon Mann3 ամիս առաջ
  • What do you think Bert's favorite thing to say is 100%? Or technically?

    Dillon MannDillon Mann3 ամիս առաջ
  • Hey Tom, could you belittle your staff when the cameras are not rolling? Thanks a lot

    jordan allenjordan allen4 ամիս առաջ
  • It would be nice if tom could put a word in... Segura is fuckin hilarious. Why cant bert let him be part of the show?

    Michael StewartMichael Stewart4 ամիս առաջ
  • I hate that I know what video they are watching at the end when they eat the chip

    Cameron HollsteggeCameron Hollstegge4 ամիս առաջ
  • Bert i love you but please stop talking about how good it sounds to have a drink. Im almost a year clean of opiates and i know thats not what youre talking about or what you mean but i know its the same for a lot of people its just a matter of drug of choice. To a herion addict, heroin is heroin.... to an alcoholic, alcohol is alcohol. Its the same thing. Im not saying you have a problem but the things you say could be a problem. I love your comedy and personality but this is why youve been getting the comments youve been talking about.

    e ge g4 ամիս առաջ
  • hey bert i got taking out by my buddies dog molly at the knees one night and after i went down all she did was lick my face .. the dog was so happy and i weigh 230 5.9 in pretty good shape but fuck me molly took me out .. so i feel you man ... much love from hamilton ontario canada

    michael edwardmichael edward4 ամիս առաջ
  • Dude, Segura,, even up your head set extension!

    Shelly BellyShelly Belly4 ամիս առաջ
  • Dude, Segura,, even up your head set extension!

    Shelly BellyShelly Belly4 ամիս առաջ
  • FML I recognized the audio from the video in the end

    EllmansWorldEllmansWorld4 ամիս առաջ
  • I really think we should start asking Tom where the bodies are

    Benjamin FeeBenjamin Fee4 ամիս առաջ
  • Sher-Bert

    Esayas CohnEsayas Cohn4 ամիս առաջ
  • Is their studio next to an insane asylum somebody's laughing hysterically in the background

    NosferdankuNosferdanku4 ամիս առաջ
  • Hey if the pool has chlorine your clean :D

    KittemsKittems4 ամիս առաջ
  • SKIP ADS - 3:52

    Steve RegishSteve Regish4 ամիս առաջ
  • Bert...dude you don't want people to showimg up at your house quit telling people where you live....duh

    Johnathan CallahanJohnathan Callahan4 ամիս առաջ
  • Best ending to date.

    Joshua FordJoshua Ford4 ամիս առաջ
  • It's funny how Bert said last podcast he wouldn't ever snitch... And now told a story how he snitched immediately lol

    Miguel Suarez-solisMiguel Suarez-solis4 ամիս առաջ
  • Lenoir Rhyne needs back Tom.

    Kanan ButlerKanan Butler4 ամիս առաջ
  • New drinking rule: Shotgun a beer whenever Bert says he would love to do an episode where he and Tom try stuff (drugs, dipping, etc)

    Octavian CatusanuOctavian Catusanu4 ամիս առաջ
  • theconversation.com/does-nicotine-protect-us-against-coronavirus-137488

    BUCK WILDBUCK WILD4 ամիս առաջ
  • Tom is awesome, but damn this Bert-dude. I'm sorry Tom, i just don't like him. Do you guys know each other outside of podcasting?

    FleksimirFleksimir4 ամիս առաջ
  • If anyone’s curious about the video at 1:27:00 - I’m fairly certain it’s “1 Guy, 1 Jar” from the early 2000’s where a Ukranian dude squats down, Goatse-style, onto a jar, after getting the top of this jar into his gaping bunghole, the pressure breaks the jar and the glass rips his bubghole as it tightenes around the broken glass.

    Bear McHoneypotsBear McHoneypots4 ամիս առաջ
  • IF NICOTINE FIGHTS COVID JUST BUY THE GUM! Wtf is happening here, such an obvious answer. Has all the positives of nicotine, and none of the negatives, besides addiction. Short term memory gain, focus, energy, appetite suppression, etc.

    Bear McHoneypotsBear McHoneypots4 ամիս առաջ
  • RE: People coming to your house: AMworldsrs have this issue. It’s awful, fk “good-meaning”, those are psychos. AMworldsrs have had to move. WHITE-LIST YOUR ADDRESS!! Call the precinct and tell them to not believe any calls about your address. Ask David Dobrik, he’s had MULTIPLE PEOPLE A DAY!!! See if he has any solutions, regarding a cop car sitting outside until enough people are arrested and others get scared. Be careful Bert, people on Twitch get “swatted”, where someone calls the cops on you saying you’re armed and have a hostage or something, so it’s automatically guns-drawn, armored cops, assaulting your house. Hence the “white-listing”. Cause a kid died from a swatting not long ago. Keemstar, the AMworldsr infamously doxxes and encourages others to do it, when he has a psychopathic, aggressive, episode. Logan Paul even doxxed Post Malone by stealing his address from his Merch company and “hand-delivered” the package.

    Bear McHoneypotsBear McHoneypots4 ամիս առաջ
  • ATTN Booth: To zoom in on any page, CMND (command) + Scroll, either with a mousewheel or two fingers up on track pad. Same thing but Control + Mousewheel on Windows. Also, Google it, there are probably other commands on Mac to zoom.

    Bear McHoneypotsBear McHoneypots4 ամիս առաջ
  • I'd go to Dr. Drew for medical advice the way I'd go to Bert for sobriety tips or Toms for advice on how to be empathic.

    Stephen JenkinsStephen Jenkins4 ամիս առաջ
  • U guys are funny as fuck much love Glasgow scotland🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

    Owen DonohueOwen Donohue4 ամիս առաջ
  • dr. drew downplayed corona and now he is afraid to take an uber hahahaha

    Christopher SmithChristopher Smith4 ամիս առաջ
  • 17:03 Pause and look at his glock that he has just casually sitting out on a stack of books.

    Tb LasleyTb Lasley4 ամիս առաջ
    • Looks like a revolver to me, and also looks like it could be a pic on the book cover

      ravenerravener4 ամիս առաջ
  • fuck i love this podcast

    RhysEraRhysEra4 ամիս առաջ
  • We care so much about his fans. that his privacy is being invaded a mother f***ing s*** ton... and he didn't tell nobody #stop going to the man's house

    Dalton millsDalton mills4 ամիս առաջ
  • This is 10mg Tom at has finest, if he ends up admitting that in this podcast I haven’t gotten there, only 10 minutes in when they’re airdropping the video of his wife

    Nathaniel LangeNathaniel Lange4 ամիս առաջ
    • His*

      Nathaniel LangeNathaniel Lange4 ամիս առաջ
  • This is such good -

    TheMORTsterTheMORTster5 ամիս առաջ
  • The laughing in the background is hilarious to me 🤣

    MachSeaMachSea5 ամիս առաջ
  • Bert got bit by a bat. Patient zero for Covid19 confirmed.

    JrCJrC5 ամիս առաջ
  • Holy shit, Bert is wearing a shirt? The world must be ending...

    Brandon SandmanBrandon Sandman5 ամիս առաջ
  • I don't know who needs to hear this, BUT STOP SHOWING UP AT PEOPLE'S HOUSES! It's a massive invasion of privacy and makes people feel unsafe. Just stop.

    Cameron VictoriaCameron Victoria5 ամիս առաջ
  • Tom finally finished a story this time lol

    EJ CommonsEJ Commons5 ամիս առաջ
  • If Bert was my dad, I would probably really hate him.

    AndrewAndrew5 ամիս առաջ
  • tom and bert eating the chip is so encompassing of their personalities haha

    Dani HartleyDani Hartley5 ամիս առաջ
  • The “producers” need to be tossed.

    Stricker LandscapingStricker Landscaping5 ամիս առաջ
    • 🙄 no

      Kristie CKristie C4 ամիս առաջ
  • how did this podcast turn into testing new methods of torture

    FuzzyFuzzy5 ամիս առաջ
  • Didn't Bert pretty much give people all of this personal info?? Wondering why he's just now realizing it's bad especially when you got a family.....

    DanielDaniel5 ամիս առաջ
  • Bert “I’m not an alcoholic” Kreisher Btw: he’s 1000000% an alcoholic. Anyone who talks that way about alcohol.

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  • This episode got serious...

    Jordan FordJordan Ford5 ամիս առաջ
  • When Bert lists off bits and it’s Bill Engvall Here’s your sign style jokes, still love you Machine keep it going

    Brandon LeslieBrandon Leslie5 ամիս առաջ
  • Hey you guys are great 👍🏽 love the podcast

    Dexter LonghurstDexter Longhurst5 ամիս առաջ
  • Adelle looks fucking scary in that pic Bert picked.

    J CJ C5 ամիս առաջ
  • Those guys would go to standards so fast

    Joshua CrambJoshua Cramb5 ամիս առաջ
  • The title "Angry Beavers" would have been better for "The View"

    Tyler ConleyTyler Conley5 ամիս առաջ
  • This is the worst episode yet

    Arek ParraArek Parra5 ամիս առաջ
  • Bert is starting to be an asshole or just full of himself now. drinking abeer is not considered being sober this dude doesnt make sense and hebis always right in his eyes so stupid but ohwell

    chase_THE_FAM 91chase_THE_FAM 915 ամիս առաջ
  • Tom is going to love going back on the road.... now he has an excuse to not have to interact with fans.

    Brandon LassorBrandon Lassor5 ամիս առաջ