Ep. 49 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Bert Kreischer is back with Tom Segura for this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! They start off by discussing Bert's experience filming the upcoming game show "Go-Big Show." Bert shares stories about working with Snoop Dogg, Rosario Dawson, Cody Rhodes, and Jennifer Nettles, as well as his experience meeting Senator Cory Booker. Bert reacts to his wife LeeAnn's appearance on 2 Bears, and they discuss the hottest accents and the cheapest NFL teams. The Bears also review the black and British hype man submissions.

  • I live for berts enthusiasm for dumb ideas

    the apethe apeՕր առաջ
  • this dynamic is what my days have been missing. I love that these dudes will talk about absolutely anything. Like real stuff.

    The YettyThe YettyՕր առաջ
  • Stop bashing Nadav. It's different the way it works on Joe Rogan. Jamie searches things in the background and then shares them, but Joe and the guest keep talking. Joe doesn't act like a child, when he can't get a very specific thing fast enough. Here they ask something and then expect Nadav to have it in 5 seconds.

    pulkmeespulkmees2 օր առաջ
  • might as well be called two bears one mic

    David McNallyDavid McNally2 օր առաջ
  • How many fucking tabs does Nadav need to keep open?

    Sean KnoxSean Knox5 օր առաջ
  • Bert's Hype Man: 30:40 and continues at 53:23 Tom's Hype Man: 1:03:28

    KD997KD9976 օր առաջ
  • James is the perfect Lyle....wow amazing

    Boring DaveBoring Dave8 օր առաջ
  • Black and British hype men both equally as good 😂

    Wellington CorderoWellington Cordero8 օր առաջ
  • I want to dislike Nadav but then I imagine having to work with Bret and I forgive him

    Joel BossoJoel Bosso9 օր առաջ
  • Two bears should be called berts psychiatry

    Frankie CuellarFrankie Cuellar9 օր առաջ
  • “Don’t take this the wrong way...but Trump would love you” - I’m definitely gonna start saying this to people lol

    Hannah From KentuckyHannah From Kentucky9 օր առաջ
  • bert's podcast ( bertcast ) is dwindling fast ( dropping like a rock ) in viewers :( the only place burt gets traction is tethering to bill burr and tom segura. hopefuly bert's rising dislike doesn't bleed over to tom. i like him.

    terry winstonterry winston10 օր առաջ
  • Yo Scottish is so hot to me idk why. That's defiantly number one for me.

    Ghost GamesGhost Games11 օր առաջ
  • sounds like harry is clive owen lol

    Cory BourgeoisCory Bourgeois11 օր առաջ
  • Me from Maryland when they’re talking about how Baltimore accents are horrific. 🥺

    Ashleysart AttackAshleysart Attack12 օր առաջ
  • You're saying it wrong! Brents rebuttal I think you're saying it wrong! ....... Where's the hype guy voice?

    BirdOfHermes83 D.BirdOfHermes83 D.13 օր առաջ
  • im all in for the holding corp

    MickyDMickyD13 օր առաջ
  • Fans being mean to you and calling you fat and treating you like dirty swap trash may make you feel bad but it's hilarious to me, please include in episodes

    antonioderas3antonioderas313 օր առաջ
  • How much longer are they going to bend the knee to the SJWs?! Joe left Cali, Joey left, Toms leaving too...but keep the “Orange man bad” attitude..Your liberal voting habits destroyed Cali..now they all move to red states to rinse & repeat..

    Брэндон ДирингБрэндон Диринг13 օր առաջ
    • Amen!

      CrossWolftheEndCrossWolftheEnd10 օր առաջ
  • 1:18:30 sounds like Fes

    Austin MeGustaAustin MeGusta14 օր առաջ
  • That Snoop Dog shower story has so much potential 😅😅

    Jal IcoJal Ico14 օր առաջ
  • with each show I watch it just solidifies that Bert is probably the most oblivious person alive.

    Brian PriceBrian Price14 օր առաջ
  • That billionaire Kickstarter thing sounds like a movie

    jsk8etjsk8et15 օր առաջ
  • I love the fact that Bert really thinks Tom agrees with him when all Tom does on every episode is gas him up so he would say something stupid and he can get a laugh from it. Bert is such a child

    Bamban PianoBamban Piano16 օր առաջ
  • Tom quit being an ass

    Nelson ByingtonNelson Byington16 օր առաջ
  • Try Turkey Tails Bert, they're amazing. If you have any Samoan friends, just ask them. they'll hook you up

    BassBronsonBassBronson16 օր առաջ
  • What happened to the football show

    Henry VelazquezHenry Velazquez16 օր առաջ
  • Tom just wanted black guys to call him their nigga lmao

    Lia CLia C16 օր առաջ
  • "if you think of one language that's meant to get pregnant, its Italian" - Bert 2020

    jmryan2jmryan217 օր առաջ
  • Nobody wants to hear what T Bunz’s dirty fat meat holster sounds like anyway. Burnt Crystler for life. ThiccBois.

    matt ronquillomatt ronquillo17 օր առաջ
  • You guys really missed out not watching the first "Baltimore accent" video.

    Matt DavisMatt Davis17 օր առաջ
  • The road to billions is paved with uncrustables and grouted with kool aid powder

    zgh2011zgh201117 օր առաջ
  • check out the delco accent, nadav search aunt mary pat

    sam funksam funk17 օր առաջ
  • Hey Tom and Bert Thanx fer another Good time out of Mind ;- }

    Scott FScott F17 օր առաջ
  • So I guess they aren't doing sober October this year LOL

    coopboultoncoopboulton17 օր առաջ
  • So pitching a ponzi scheme?

    Jeff ClarkJeff Clark17 օր առաջ
  • 1:17:50 Tom’s heated

    mikeydlovemikeydlove17 օր առաջ
  • Burts me too story is going to be with his daughters...

    Capt'n TreadCapt'n Tread17 օր առաջ
  • Hey guys, if your wives are okay with it, for the live show you should totally get some OnlyFans girls to “rate your dicks” lol I guess it’s like a thing that a lot of the girls offer. Just thought it might be funny? 🤷🏼‍♀️

    amberdakotaamberdakota18 օր առաջ
  • Nadav's Google searches literally RUINS the podcast, how he still has a job here must be through sheer sympathy.

    BearBFCBearBFC18 օր առաջ
  • Fellas, you accidentally forgot to put in the 43rd commercial and some of the show snuck in.

    EdD5EdD518 օր առաջ
  • We need more Lyle submission! Fuck they were gold. 🤣

    Aaron o brienAaron o brien18 օր առաջ
  • 52:20 Did he just say 'how money things have I been in front of'? 53:09 Also 'black lives matterS' and 'blue lives matterS'? Bert has more CTE than Brendan at this point.

    FloSlothFloSloth18 օր առաջ
  • Hard disagree on Irish accent not being sexy.

    ClinterusClinterus18 օր առաջ
  • Bert had no clue what an American major sport team costs.

    Dr. RemulackDr. Remulack18 օր առաջ
  • If Bert does cocaine he’ll really be snacking on boogs 🤣 chompin on coke snots like Joey Diaz

    Timothy HassTimothy Hass18 օր առաջ
  • You think Bert is talking a lot now you introduce a little sweetness and Tom will never utter another word on this show

    Timothy HassTimothy Hass18 օր առաջ
  • I've never been so happy to be called Tom

    TitanTomKTitanTomK18 օր առաջ
  • Bro Bert tells a story the first time and it’s gold. He’s a fucking amazing comedian.

    Jordan shafferJordan shaffer18 օր առաջ
  • 1:03:49. Bert mouthing the n word lmaoo

    JuJu18 օր առաջ
  • Burt on the tredmill laughing about himself while talking about being on the treadmill and laughing about himself...Our true original thinker.

    Nate BurnsNate Burns19 օր առաջ
  • 54:19 every JRE podcast

    wetjigsawpuzzle7wetjigsawpuzzle719 օր առաջ
  • i cleaned my butt with my finger in the shower once, ONCE! and ever since my girlfrieds convinced im a serial killer. your not alone Burnt

    quade appenheimerquade appenheimer19 օր առաջ
  • Favorite comedians, but dammmm I Lowkey hate watching these because the ads😂

    Kyle WinderKyle Winder19 օր առաջ
  • I felt tom was being a little passive aggressive even before he asked nadav to google anything. I think they just have a bad relationship

    Tyler McmahonTyler Mcmahon19 օր առաջ
  • I still think Luther is a better translator.

    MDTMDT19 օր առաջ
  • Kick starter for bert so he get 8 billion spend 4 on cancer patients

    Cotton ball classyCotton ball classy19 օր առաջ
  • New Zealand female accent does it for me!!

    Sheldon SSheldon S19 օր առաջ
  • The shower part with snoop, I actually thought he was in on the joke and going to say to bert, because you smell like shit 🤣🤣🤣

    IrishcartmanIrishcartman19 օր առաջ
  • Bert and Tom have become depressing to watch

    Cory CarlsonCory Carlson19 օր առաջ
  • “how many people are innovative enough to wipe their ass with their own hand?”

    Topher JTopher J19 օր առաջ
  • Does anyone know what logo is on that hat?? Lol

    kyle jendrakyle jendra19 օր առաջ
  • The Snoop Shower story is too damn funny. Litterally crying.

    Aaron CoxAaron Cox19 օր առաջ
  • *Bart shivers* "I GOT IT!" ... it's a brilliant idea. a HUNdReD PerCEnT!

    ElitistindividualistElitistindividualist20 օր առաջ
  • Bert must have some vodka in that coolaid

    Rattle HeadRattle Head20 օր առաջ
  • The Snoop Dogg shower story 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    Tee BāgTee Bāg20 օր առաջ
  • so are they confirming buff chapell is a clone?

    KillUKrueKillUKrue20 օր առաջ
  • ive growing to like Bert more now thats hes becoming snoops friend smoking all the blunts what a lucky guy!!!

    KillUKrueKillUKrue20 օր առաջ
  • Should put a shock collar on Bert for the live show

    Chris GrimesChris Grimes20 օր առաջ
  • Tom and Man-bear-pig back at it again!

    Polar BearPolar Bear20 օր առաջ
  • I love Bert but his laugh is the most annoying thing in the world because you know he's trying way too hard and it just sounds R worded

    Marlon tMarlon t20 օր առաջ
  • 6 degrees of kevin bacon: brad pitt sawing your feet off > footloose

    Joe CrabloneJoe Crablone20 օր առաջ
  • Tim can I come Google stuff for you an Buff Cakebatter please ?

  • Btw the people in those British accent recordings are faking their accents.

    Sean DunbarSean Dunbar20 օր առաջ
  • Love you Bert.. This is the comeback episode.. Bert needed some snoop in his life..!!

    Matthew WalkerMatthew Walker20 օր առաջ
  • Yo can you please just hire me to look shit up for you, I straight up just have to look it up myself at this point 😂

    Tanner WellerTanner Weller20 օր առաջ
  • every episode i have 6 healthy asthma attacks

    IIImmortalIIImmortal20 օր առաջ
  • i love when brett goes manic

    Marcus MarxMarcus Marx20 օր առաջ
  • The Boston guy looks exactly like Andrew shultz

    Philly SpecialPhilly Special20 օր առաջ
  • Why does Burt say "nightmere" the same way as Eric Weinstein?

    carlos teixeiracarlos teixeira20 օր առաջ
  • Tom during the Baltimore accent segment. Like obvi needs to be milked. Please save the Jew

    Stephanie HalloranStephanie Halloran20 օր առաջ
  • Bert gets me tooed by Snoop 😂

    Tanner ZbindenTanner Zbinden20 օր առաջ
  • Anyone have a link to the video of Tom deepfaked over Whyte Folkz??????

    Zachary SaltzmanZachary Saltzman20 օր առաջ
  • 1:23:28 Bert thinks a billion dollars is 100 million dollars. Lol

    kingranch51kingranch5120 օր առաջ
  • My nikka Tom 🤟🏽😎

    Martin AvalosMartin Avalos20 օր առաջ
  • Stop being mean to our boy Nadav

    Bradley OwenBradley Owen20 օր առաջ
  • Nadav googling gave me hemorrhoids

    Corey MalekCorey Malek21 օր առաջ
  • I dont even like the buccs but i could honestly see bert fuckin pulling this off..id donate to be part owner... n imagine is friends like rogan n all who could throw large amounts just to see it happen

    alex piccionialex piccioni21 օր առաջ
  • yall need to interview lil whyte the rapper

    Scott cScott c21 օր առաջ
  • Why isnt ymh on spotify anymore?

    isaac Hollandisaac Holland21 օր առաջ
  • Does Bert really think “don’t tread on me” is racist??? 🤔

    Daniel YountDaniel Yount21 օր առաջ
    • @Daniel Yount I’m aware of what it means and where it’s from, but today, in 2020, it is a flag flown by dumb fuckin racists who also fly it next to their blue lives matter flags.

      Collin SzymanskiCollin Szymanski20 ժամ առաջ
    • So you don’t know what it means either then. Got it 👍

      Daniel YountDaniel Yount15 օր առաջ
    • Considering it’s primarily used by racists

      Collin SzymanskiCollin Szymanski19 օր առաջ
  • either bert is really dirty from pool baths or he is wearing pirate eyeliner and cover up lol

    Scott cScott c21 օր առաջ
  • I wish I was there when Bert was talking to Booker

    That Call of Duty GamerThat Call of Duty Gamer21 օր առաջ
  • Tom loves art, well then, I better finish my piece.

    Shayna RichardsonShayna Richardson21 օր առաջ
  • Not a fan of the new set up

    Darren AlexanderDarren Alexander21 օր առաջ
  • Live from a Super 8, Two Bears One Cave.

    Blue Wizard MTGBlue Wizard MTG21 օր առաջ
  • inshallah etmateer alef ayr eb kiss emak .... thats Labenese for what tom said ... haha

    Matt AzizMatt Aziz21 օր առաջ
  • does anybody know if they’re doing sober october this year ??

    Alice O'MalleyAlice O'Malley21 օր առաջ
  • Bert sounds like a fucking deflating balloon 😂

    Faiz AlaviFaiz Alavi21 օր առաջ
  • Every time Bert tells a booger eating story, I have to put down my beer so I don't vomit what I ate when i was 9

    Scott DalyScott Daly21 օր առաջ