Ep. 50 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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The 2 bears Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back in the cave this week and are super super excited about the live show! They look up some fun toys to get for it and hope to question their sexuality by the end of the XXL event! We then check out the remaining hype men submissions for Tom and Bert. We then try to figure out who the most fun rich guys are, what Tom and Bert will waste their money on when they're fun rich guys, a little bit of smack talking about tennis, meggings, and more!
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  • 41:22I can’t tell if that was Bert’s cackling or Tom sharted 😹💩

    Serena WoodsSerena Woods16 ժամ առաջ
  • Bert “type in vibrating fuck sleeve” Kreischer

    Michael DunawayMichael DunawayՕր առաջ
  • They must have purposely not brought up Chris out of comedy respect?

    Clifton SargentClifton Sargent3 օր առաջ
  • Bert is so gay for tom

    Colin DeGraziaColin DeGrazia3 օր առաջ
  • Conversation @23:02 is fucking so funny

    CamCam3 օր առաջ
  • Yea recreate the coloseum to un cancel people. And y'all can't think of anyone that's funny

    thatdudephillythatdudephilly4 օր առաջ
  • Congrats on 50 episodes of quality content. Love your work.

    JoelyyyJoelyyy5 օր առաջ
  • Wtf

    Ronin RegimeRonin Regime5 օր առաջ
  • This podcast is one of the only things comedy wise that makes me laugh out loud anymore

    whheaattz maynewhheaattz mayne6 օր առաջ
  • Both these dudes trying hard as fuck to find someone who has been cancelled beside callen and D’elia

    Yo BummYo Bumm6 օր առաջ
  • I love how this episode is age-restricted. lol

    TheRealJacob98TheRealJacob987 օր առաջ
  • CHRISSY D FOR DAH BALLLLL BOYSSSS!!! Wild! 100%

    Joe D.oreoJoe D.oreo8 օր առաջ
    • #historyhyenas

      Joe D.oreoJoe D.oreo8 օր առաջ
  • Got some BS content warning from AMworlds ... AMworlds sucks

    mntnrdermntnrder8 օր առաջ
  • This hype man sound board needs to take off.

    Aaron M. RojasAaron M. Rojas8 օր առաջ
  • Y'all should fly your hype man out in person to hype you up during the tennis match!

    Drake WolfeDrake Wolfe9 օր առաջ
  • Tom gets gayer every episode Bert better watch his drinks around Tom Lmao

    Amaz MarsAmaz Mars10 օր առաջ
  • 58:27

    Matthew CordovaMatthew Cordova10 օր առաջ
  • Bert laughs more than the audience

    ThatFagGuy ReturnsThatFagGuy Returns10 օր առաջ
  • bert's podcast ( bertcast ) is dwindling fast ( dropping like a rock ) in viewers :( the only place burt gets traction is tethering to bill burr and tom segura. hopefuly bert's rising dislike doesn't bleed over to tom. i like him.

    terry winstonterry winston10 օր առաջ
  • D’elia.

    Hannah From KentuckyHannah From Kentucky10 օր առաջ
  • Tom’s next tour should be called road road

    MiiloYoMiiloYo10 օր առաջ
  • Tom wanting to put unsupervised vertical wind tunnels in a park hahaha just launching kids, wily old people and squirrels

    The Ivory BirchmanThe Ivory Birchman11 օր առաջ
  • You guys are getting pretty fat

    TranzlucentTranzlucent11 օր առաջ
  • Serious question, what happened to the podcast with Warren Sapp?

    Ismael AlvaradoIsmael Alvarado11 օր առաջ
  • Great idea Tom. I worked as a flight instructor at an indoor skydiving facility for 6 years and was brought to tears laughing while imaging all the people who would die if left alone in there. Puting a person with 0 body flight experience in a virtcal wind tunnel would be the equivalent to publicly executing them in a life size blender. But hey it's cheaper then sending them to Mars! Love the show chomos, don't be stingy!

    Mungai WaweruMungai Waweru11 օր առաջ
  • Prestige worldwide

    fughit 7716fughit 771611 օր առաջ
  • Anyone else think the booth laughs way too aggressively at shit that's barely funny? It's like I'm listening to a sitcom with laugh tracks.

    BeastBeast11 օր առաջ
  • I like the Louisville Bats hat Bert

    Adam KerrAdam Kerr11 օր առաջ
  • Does anyone know if the live show can be viewed anytime after purchase, or does it have to be watched during the event? I know it’s only $10, but I’m not sure if I’ll be able to watch live. Thanks in advance!

    Melissa HarrisMelissa Harris11 օր առաջ
  • DIY COVID test -- hear me out! -- stick your finger up your butt every six hours and see if you can smell it.

    Zach WhiteZach White12 օր առաջ
  • I really gotta stop turning this podcast on while I'm around other people 🤣

    BrettWood38BrettWood3812 օր առաջ
  • “Type in ‘vibrating fuck sleeve’ “ 🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

    Patrick O'ConnorPatrick O'Connor12 օր առաջ
  • BERT IS FAT!!!!!!!!!! Bert is FAT!!!

    Louis Smithson-OaksLouis Smithson-Oaks12 օր առաջ
  • Delia and Callan are so cancelled there pretending not to know him for their show that's never going to happen

    Lester CarthanLester Carthan12 օր առաջ
  • Unpopular opinion about 46 min in...I'm in so much pain....

    misszombieangelmisszombieangel12 օր առաջ
  • Haha cum funny

    Quinn CooperQuinn Cooper12 օր առաջ
  • I GOT 5$ ON IT...

    JESUS IS COMING SOONJESUS IS COMING SOON12 օր առաջ
  • I laughed so hard !!! Thank you gents for the joy and laughter..

    JESUS IS COMING SOONJESUS IS COMING SOON12 օր առաջ
  • But actually, if you guys need a venue in Australia? Come to my house.

    Hamish WinterHamish Winter13 օր առաջ
  • Anybody else notice nadav lost weight

    Graham RobinsonGraham Robinson13 օր առաջ
  • Gay.

    TheFutureman 85TheFutureman 8513 օր առաջ
  • Bert is scary obsessed w Whitney 😂

    v pv p13 օր առաջ
  • I love Ryan Adams that shit was hilarious

    Dustin NapierDustin Napier13 օր առաջ
  • The biggest thing I hate about this show is when they call someone over the dumbest damn thing, why does Bert have to do that? "Let's ask someone that knows someone that got an Emmy if we will get invited." Why? What is the point? "Let's call a bunch of C list celebs and see if their A list friends know about us." Why???????

    AZCaveManAZCaveMan13 օր առաջ
    • F yes. Anytime that phone comes out I take a step back. I came to watch Tom wrangle Brent. No phones needed.

      formyclass 30formyclass 3011 օր առաջ
  • Now I’m driving to In & Out...

    Chris RyanChris Ryan13 օր առաջ
  • Did I miss something or is there no sober October this year

    Brad FredericksonBrad Frederickson13 օր առաջ
  • Please move to Spotify

    Robert BuonannoRobert Buonanno13 օր առաջ
  • 36:00 is what Jeffery Epstein’s wife did 😂

    Adam StokesAdam Stokes13 օր առաջ
  • Gonna need a “morons dream” shirt

    Seamus MooneySeamus Mooney13 օր առաջ
  • I legit think they’re gonna be billionaires, Tom even joked about it like you’re watching after the billion. That would be an amazing investment.

    Jason808VanceJason808Vance13 օր առաջ
  • Rbitt

    B WoolfB Woolf13 օր առաջ
  • 6:17 when Tom's smile disappears. I'm fucking dying! 😂

    Chris ClarkChris Clark13 օր առաջ
  • Where’s the subtitles for all bert’s laughing?

    krc1517krc151714 օր առաջ
  • "motorcycles that can float" So, jet skis?

    HenryHenry14 օր առաջ
  • I think they were being nice by not mentioning fellow comedians who legit been canceled. Legit 5 can name just in 2020. R.kelly i dont think was canceled more like people finally punished him for being a sick fuck.

    timber123timber12314 օր առաջ
  • This is the Broke Back Mountain of Podcasts.

    MalhabMalhab14 օր առաջ
  • Anyone know the hoodie Tom is wearing

    thesl1mj1mthesl1mj1m14 օր առաջ
  • Do we know what that trifecta joke with d’elia is? I don’t know if I ever caught it...but maybe I’m dumb.

    Daniel LukehartDaniel Lukehart14 օր առաջ
  • OMG I fucking choked when they were talking about diving boards.

    josh crowejosh crowe14 օր առաջ
  • 3 and a half regular. Aw, your poor wife.

    Jenny HunterJenny Hunter14 օր առաջ
  • Bert is so dumb lol.

    Robert KimRobert Kim14 օր առաջ
  • You guys should both wear vibrating butt plugs and control each other's speed throughout the whole live show.

    Jesse TrinidadJesse Trinidad14 օր առաջ
  • Will bert be doing any cool stuff to dogs on the live show?

    Benjamin JakesBenjamin Jakes14 օր առաջ
  • Bert and Tom need control of their Support Crew. All those support clips, they need to be able to control them. Give them a sound board.

    Jont NoneyaJont Noneya14 օր առաջ
  • At 8:45 they say oh my God at the same time ahaha I'm watching this high and it was just some kind of revelation

    Cal RyanCal Ryan14 օր առաջ
  • bert should legally change his name to Fakelaughs Namedropping Hack

    Jeff CockmannJeff Cockmann14 օր առաջ
  • I know Nadav has other qualifications but I REALLY want to see him as a ball boy.

    Accaillia CarterAccaillia Carter14 օր առաջ
  • Wow Bert got noticeably fat 😬

    Gabi OcelotGabi Ocelot14 օր առաջ
  • Bro toms moving out to Texas. Bert better follow suit

    Cole RagsdaleCole Ragsdale14 օր առաջ
  • How to monetize whispering: Sell personal PA systems. Otherwise whispering will get more people sick from getting in close trying to hear everyone speak.

    Robert MillerRobert Miller14 օր առաջ
  • This show got so much better without Bert

    Brandon HolguinBrandon Holguin14 օր առաջ
  • Bert: "Put me at a table of morons" And i'd still be the dumbest person in the room

    Brian PriceBrian Price14 օր առաջ
  • With each passing day I hate Bert more and more.

    Brian PriceBrian Price14 օր առաջ
  • 19:30 Bart's Ali Wong obsession. "You're not best friends, right?"

    David R.F.David R.F.14 օր առաջ
  • I love watching these podcast but they always go so sexual and usually gay

    J_FlowsJ_Flows15 օր առաջ
  • We gunna get "if I step in shit we both smell it' merch or?.....

    Mercedes MedranoMercedes Medrano15 օր առաջ
  • Nice Louisville Bats hat Bert. Very 2020 of you 😜

    Daniel YountDaniel Yount15 օր առաջ
  • I laugh at Bert laughing lmaooo

    NoFiNoFi15 օր առաջ
  • Beard vs beard. Loser shaves!!!!!!!

    Samuel GraebeSamuel Graebe15 օր առաջ
  • LIVESTREAM THE SHIT OUT OF THIS MATCH

    Quinn AllenQuinn Allen15 օր առաջ
  • Mmm

    Hayden ShayHayden Shay15 օր առաջ
  • How about your wives have a phone each to control the toy, but they don't know if it's Toms or Bert's. That is all revealed after the release !

    Jeff O'ConnorJeff O'Connor15 օր առաջ
  • How is the live show going to work? Isn't Brett on the road, trying to catch COVID, right now?

    evan millsevan mills15 օր առաջ
  • Why is this video age restricted? 😂😂 None of the others are? Y'all might wanna look into spotify with Joe.

    TheVGcityTheVGcity15 օր առաջ
  • British people love Bert, because he is an honorary soccer hooligan... and I wouldn't have it any other way.

    Wrecked_AngleWrecked_Angle15 օր առաջ
  • Couldn't even watch this one. Terrible

    straightblazin7straightblazin715 օր առաջ
  • Anyone else think the lyle voice sounds shit ?

    Ajay SharmaAjay Sharma15 օր առաջ
  • This is my new favorite podcast. So damn good!

    GregGreg15 օր առաջ
  • Oh god Bert will get destroyed by Tom in tennis just liek he lost the races against his driver, he is gettign too cocky XD

    Daniel AgostinhoDaniel Agostinho15 օր առաջ
  • Okay.. Bert’s obsession with Whitney is getting kind of creepy.. I’m going to start keeping track of every time he finds a way to bring her up

    Riley SheppardRiley Sheppard15 օր առաջ
  • At 15:00 they are 100% for sure thinking about Ari but are too nice to say it XD

    Brody GatesBrody Gates15 օր առաջ
  • This show is finally living up to the name. This podcast has just been Tom and Bert slowly coming out... you guys are so brave. Proud of you boys.

    matthew stolzmatthew stolz15 օր առաջ
  • Bert is his own biggest fan. Not in a good way

    Andrew JustusAndrew Justus15 օր առաջ
  • 57:24 good one but I think Andrew Santino did a better version of a guy with a big d*ck and a stutter

    MexicanPanda31MexicanPanda3115 օր առաջ
  • I don't think I've seen Tom as nervous as he was when Brett started that message to Whitney

    EmeraldWDEmeraldWD15 օր առաջ
  • when burts wife told him she wanted ruff sex she didnt think he would be fucking the dog

    Matt ForsMatt Fors15 օր առաջ
  • How does the dude running your in show computer/internet search not know how to Ctrl/cmd + Click to open in new tab?

    Chris_RBP_GamingChris_RBP_Gaming15 օր առաջ
  • Bert: “winner gets to have with each other’s wife” Tom: “Ok!” Bert: “DONE!” Me: 😂😂😂😂...💀💀☠️

    Jaime GarciaJaime Garcia15 օր առաջ
  • Since the Church is gone now.. this is my new favorite podcast. These two bears have great chemistry. Only Tom can bring out Berts dying mouse laugh 😂

    Justin DicarloJustin Dicarlo15 օր առաջ
  • Get em!

    Stephen AmundsonStephen Amundson15 օր առաջ
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