Ep. 41 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing how Bert's perfected day drinking. They discuss their current favorite reality shows, and Tom shares a cool video of an Ed Asner look-a-like with Bert. They give an update about their podcast with Warren Sapp, discuss the Ellen DeGeneres controversy, as well as their favorite Snoop Dogg hairstyles. They also play a game in which they decide which of the world's richest women they'd date.

  • Oh so the way you knew you were addicted to video games, was that you forgot you were living a real life and thought you were looking at the world as one big game like you just ate a fucking ounce of mushrooms? Okay Boberto, whatever you say bud. Bert loves hearing his own voice even if it's utter shite he's spewing out his mouth 😂😂😂😂😂

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  • Am I the only one who thinks it’s really unfunny when people always call Bert, Brent Or Bret?

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  • Why does Bert love the kissing booth so much? It's a teen girl movie and a bad one at that 😂

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  • Bret laughs like cow being stabbed to death. Jesus!

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  • We all know if Bert ever lost Leann he'd spend the rest of his life trying to win her back.

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  • Toms face when bert mentioned the gay porn part priceless hahahahaahha

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  • Bert LOVES his ride-along old bitch 😔🤘

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  • If Mohawks get banned, I'm going to straight up RUIN my beautiful mane of long thick hair with a shitty little Mohawk on sheer fucking pigheadedness.

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  • G'day everyone,Mommy has a psotive love message for the community, and she wants you all to share it.Forget where the bodies are buried, let's protect the next victim!!I love you all,Piss next to me, hug me, learn to love one another 💓 Try it out, guysStay coolTomTina Segura Sun 13/09/2020 11:28 PM Thanks for this, Michael. It’s brilliant and sadly true!!! Best, Christina P. Sent from Your Mom's House drive.google.com/file/d/11yEdLQ4nbnxy9bRZMKJ6Hf5GUINInZvi/view?usp=sharing

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  • the only time bert is calm is when hes telling the truth

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  • I miss the ncaa football days

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  • Bert fat

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  • Jack Carlson in marathon, FL. If yall wanna fish with Warren, that's where you need to go.

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  • Bert is pure joy!

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  • I have an ear for voices. That Ed Asner audio clip is NOT Ed Asner. Voice is just wrong.

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  • Bert saying "nightmare" like William Montgomery

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  • 57:40 looks like Kumail Nanjiani

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  • God I hate when Burt and tim get on cancel culture, they come off as moron conservatives.

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  • I think half of the reason Tom is friends with Bert is because he enjoys seeing him say/do stupid shit. I love them both.

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  • bertcast podcast numbers evapoating big time!! barely breaking 10k. only when he pairs w/ tom segura and bill burr do the numbers show up psssst they r not there for bert !!!

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  • Bert thinking that the issue with Ellen couldn’t be sexual assault _b e c a u s e s h e ‘ s m a r r i e d_ 🤦🏻‍♀️

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  • C'mon Mark don't be stingy lmao

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  • They should've called prime time

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  • @ 00:13:00 Bert shows us a legit car girl: "See that's her, right there, in a car."

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  • watching Bert discuss videogames is painful

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  • “White guys get screwed hair styles, I guess that a fair trade with all those years of oppression” - Bert 2020 😂😂😂😂

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  • Burnt and Ed Astor say “massage” the same way - Muhsod-Ja

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  • Sorry Tom but Snoop was rocking a fade in the Deep Cover soundtrack (although he was mostly wearing a hat). He was still rocking a fade in the G Thang video too.

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  • bert tom gaming channel

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  • RE: video game reality, i did the same thing with Metroid. I saw a vent, I wanted to morph ball. Had to stop before I went full Eugene Victor Tooms.

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  • Nadav really is horrible.. I hate having to type such negativity, but here I am.

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  • I think this is the best episode they’ve had. Just two friends hanging out and Bert’s not laughing too much. 💯

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  • Ok Bert is gay for sure right

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  • Go to 47:20 ish for best Tom’s face ever. He’s saying to the camera “Now here’s why this maniac is here...”

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  • Why Bert say Benaffleck like its one word?🤣

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  • Games are not a waste of time if you enjoy them and the world sucks and people suck games don’t suck and no one can hurt you in a game 🤷🏼‍♂️ being depressed and finding an escape in games is the only good thing in life

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  • You forgot Blow Jobs Bert

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  • This show should be called 2 squealers one cave.

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  • Bert the Crackhead Kreischer

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  • Ellen is getting cancelled because she’s involved with Epstein’s child sex ring

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  • YMH OnLocationLive is a scam. I paid and got zero access to the live event. I"ve been tring to get help for 30 min. Shame on YMH. Give me back my $10.50 you assholes

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  • They need to play Call of Duty: Warzone!!!!

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  • Why is there a pair of jeans in the bottom right corner

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  • Bert has no filter. The laughs in the background are the best. I don't know if they're laughing with him.

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  • Bert saying that the Ellen outrage can't be sexual harassment because she's married might be the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

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  • Shady link amworlds.info/town/fKbEdmiqsN190po/video.html

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  • Watching this while playing a video game for my job as a video game QA tester. And I'm equally as successful as Joe Rogan.

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  • Them bears fighting HARD AF!!!! For that element sponsorship lol

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  • I cant believe I wanted to be famous at one point in my life. Fame seems so awful nowadays

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  • Geez, dating game chat, "they're cancelling Ellen?!" , what next Chardonnay all day? It said 2 bears 1 cave but it sounds like Real Housewives of Semi Valley.

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  • Funniest thing of this episode: “Uh, I think I submitted us to the emmies”

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  • I feel like a while back I was the only guy who thought Bert was an idiot. Reading this comment section made me feel better

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  • “Bena flek”

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  • Why is podcast out of Spotify

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  • Berts definitely going to get cancelled at some point.

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  • I heard jay mohr tell that Tracy Morgan story on Opie and Anthony years ago. Little parallel thinking from when he used to open for jay seems like some shit Bert would do.

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  • I would love to see a lets play from these two xD Like Red Dead or retro splinter cell or tiger woods pga

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  • Me, after everything Bert says: "That's not true."

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  • I’m waiting for” This episode is brought to you by Speedo” what a day that would be

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  • “I was looking at handrails, thinking I could grind that rail”.....spoken like a true skater

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  • Same reason I fish all day I’m addicted. And I don’t care

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  • Bert's really come around this covid. Before, he had hardly anything to say. he actually takes over the show, which is weird to say

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  • Joe Willy Namith was the first big money guy

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  • I never noticed on the opening how Tom bear tickles Brett bear, so amazing!

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  • Video games are a waste of time, but that could be said for all entertainment - standup, podcasts, sports, etc. so all of Rogan's gigs.

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  • ellen is bad but opra funded sex trafficing..

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  • "my livers pay for this house"!?!

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  • Show what you guys are looking at more please.

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  • splinter cell!! damn tom being super relatable

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  • Actually I’m just mad that people take the shit JR says seriously. He’s an average comic, average TV presenter, that found a lane. Kudos to him. That I’ve heard the word ‘elk’ more - thx. But that the news should give two shits what this jackass thinks about the election. Please. By his own admission, come the F on.

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  • Yeah, video games take a long time to make money in. Not like doing stand up in coffee shops for a decade making no money.

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  • He wants a Vita

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  • I know im late to the party, but does anyone know why everything (2 Bears 1 Cave, YMH, and Dr Drew after dark) is removed from spotify?

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  • The Ed asner audio has me shook

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  • I want to have a friend that I laugh like this all the time.

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  • Hey what happened to the podcast on Spotify?

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  • Cmon man pot your new podcasts lmao always 12 o clock what time y’all wake up? Big fan love tho can’t wait for the new podcast

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  • Brent "I had a free ride through an 8 year bachelor's in Florida" Krystals talking about how working class people have a bad attitude

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    • The chap has been incredibly privileged and lucky in life yet often acts as though his achievements were based on pure talent and hard work. It really irks me the wrong way.

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  • Bert is as ignorant as he is fat and stinky. Tough to watch sometimes

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  • I really think Tom just talks too much Bert never gets to finish a sentence I feel bad for him Bert just needs to talk more the whole time I LOVE that this is just bertcast with Tom watching live

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  • Ellen is a total ass hole though. You can see it in her show too. She's just a really fake person, she acts so nice but is super underhanded. When Tom is rude to that ginger dude it's different, because that's actually part of his comedic persona and he's actually funny...

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  • its always nice to know that someone as dumb and talentless as bert is rich. the best feeling.

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  • Watching Burt talk on 0.5 speed playback.

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  • If Tom and Bert start playing Animal Crossing I will laugh my turnips off!

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  • This episode was literally Bert rambling the whole time

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    • Lorne Koch this show is literally Brent rambling the whole time

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  • I think if Bert and Tom lost there wives they should get together 🐻🍌🍆🐻💕

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  • Wait what happened to the Bert doing Gay Bear Porn?! Thats my jam, wtf

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  • Whatever xD

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  • Bert "accidentally" did gay porn...ummm, yeah

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  • my liver is paying for this house!

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  • Am I the only one that determines whether or not to finish the episode based on if I like Bert’s hat or not?

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  • Warren Sapp will fit right in, you know he likes prostitutes...

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  • Kids across the country are so annoyed about their shit knowledge of gaming. Hire a gaming kid and you guys could do a gaming channel.

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  • Tom’s face at 46:20 when Burnt Krystals hacks up a lung and a half chewed steak is the funniest shit ever👌

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  • Nightmere

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  • I feel like Bert still tries to jab at nadav when he goes on his rambles about how “employees should be just employees” every other episode

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  • 34:59 when Toni knows Bret just said some shit that might get him in trouble, but he wants to keep a straight face, so Burt won't notice and swan dive into that sh*t.

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  • I wonder how Bert feels knowing everyone is moving out of state while he just started building a house in LA 😂

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    • Mean more stage time for him

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    • I bet he's stoked, less people means less traffic. There are too many people in this state.

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  • Since when does Tom have a neck?

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  • Episode where Brint defends a multimillionaire abusing staff that makes min wage. I'm super surprised.

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    • "This is what I think, but I dont actually know anything about it, BUT I'm gonna talk about it for 10 minutes "

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    • yup hahaha

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