Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 558 w/ Taylor Tomlinson

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Welcome to Lucifer’s Lair with your hot hosts Tom Segura and Christina P. The main mommies start this episode off by posing a very pressing question: Is B stuff more tiring than V stuff? Jean and Jean then take a look at a new rendition of the Bee Gees classic “Stayin’ Alive.” Tom gives us a dental update, and Christina discusses her recent smurfday and the amazing cake Tom got her. They watch a video of a cool guy vaping, and an equally cool Donald Trump campaign video shot on an iPhone. They transition into discussing the recent Chris D’Elia news, as well as Joey Diaz and the culture of comedy clubs as a whole. They wrap up the segment by watching two more cool videos. In one a guy is able to excrete his beanbag out of his bottom; the other is just a cool lady going crazy on some paramedics.
Taylor Tomlinson is a stand-up comedian, and host of the "Self-Helpless" and "This Is Important to Me" podcasts. She talks to Todd and Crystal about starting stand-up as a teenager, her religious parents, the passing of her mom, and her new Netflix special “Quarter-Life Crisis.” The discussion about Taylor’s parents leads Tom to call Top Dog and Charo and ask him their burning question about the B vs. the V. Top Dog insists that back-door is much more tiring. Charo is horrified. The Jeans bring Taylor up to speed on everyone’s favorite psychopath: Garth Brooks, as well as some other cool guys and gals. Tom discusses the brokest he’s ever been, and Christina discusses her Cream of Brown experience. They wrap up by watching some of CP’s TikTok curations, a lane of the Tok that Taylor didn’t know existed.

  • "We where never in each others inner circles" but managed to plan the trifecta joke. Sure. Just someone you "knew."

    George O'ConnorGeorge O'Connor18 ժամ առաջ
  • "the flip would switch" christina 2020

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  • I love that I’m watching these out of order and still the last three episodes I’ve watched have had a meth segment. 🤣

    Brianna TereseBrianna Terese5 օր առաջ
  • As always thank y’all

    Chris ThompsonChris Thompson6 օր առաջ
  • I've been in the room for an autopsy. I've eaten a roast beef sandwich while dissecting a cow heart. I was confident nothing could make me almost vomit from just feeling disgusted... And then I saw a man vape his own cum. I am 100% going to wake up either screaming or in tears tonight.

    Nox DineenNox Dineen6 օր առաջ
  • Watching Tom and Christina just completely mind-fuck this girl gave me so much joy. She came in as one person and left another. Great job Jeans!

    Heather McMasterHeather McMaster7 օր առաջ
  • Taylor is the best

    Aaron LaskowitzAaron Laskowitz7 օր առաջ
  • ok i don't quite get the laughter over the commercial? the message was positive....just my 2 cents, i don't think trump is the worst president, or he is really bad. he's had some bad moments and definitely could shut the fuck up sometimes, but come on. i get racism is an issue folks but it's not as big as the media wants you to believe. it's pretty obvious. and worrying about antifa is also dumb. fox wants you to believe communism is always right around the corner.

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  • This chick is bland.

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  • well today I learned that Taylor's jeans are low and loose

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  • Two dopey leftist one cave

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  • You heard Biden help your neighbor?

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  • WATCH CHRISTINA PUSH GUEST'S BOUNDARIES. And her husband real her in

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  • Eewk

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  • Watching Taylor react to these lunatics is amazing.

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  • 20:44 lmfa the young one already experiencing the Segura rage..

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  • “I don’t watch porn” Half hour later “I don’t watch porn” “Well you should have said that from the beginning!” She did though. Poor girl. Lol. Respect your guests just A LITTLE BIT. But also why didn’t she do research on the podcast? LOL

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  • I don’t understand, for the life of me, why partners feel the need to be close when it comes to the bathroom.

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  • If you dont think trump stands for helping others then you guys are the toks. I really liked that commercial.

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  • The double fistin' piston!

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  • Taylor feels like Heather O'rourke in Steven Spielberg's Office

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  • They scared the shit out of her! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  • Now everyone is going to call Tom Todd just to be a dick 😂

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  • Christina is 100% my celebrity crush. Super pretty, big tatas and a personality / sense of humor that's one in a billion. ❤️ Cheers to Tom for being a lucky dood

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  • I am in CONSTANT pain because of two car accidents (yeah I suck at life) and Nadav is Googling has brought me SO SO Soooo much joy. Thank you thank you thank you.

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  • Taylor "Sex is a private moment between two people, so let me talk about it in my standup" Tomlinson

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  • it's an "a" on the cake not an "e" at the end

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  • Tim's impression of Jose Dias , Brad Kirkland and RPC are 100 percent on point

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  • that water bottle sittin sidewayz tho

    Rabia AhmadRabia AhmadԱմիս առաջ
  • I'm not like the other girls. I don't like marriage. 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

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  • In Australia, Victoria we get fined by the police if you are outside your house without a mask on, can't go for a walk without it 🙄

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  • nothing against the guest but she does not fit in well with this pod cast. you need to be much more emotionally damaged to function well in this scenario.

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  • Its so interesting how you turn your back on someone when its convenient

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  • Drop the white, sis gender babble. Its all bullshit, you guys are smarter than that.

    Sarge0341Sarge03412 ամիս առաջ
  • Christina!!!!! Lmaaaaooooooo I love you girl

    Karen MartinezKaren Martinez2 ամիս առաջ
  • RPC Only Fans Banger almost had me cough up a lung.

    Trace TaylorTrace Taylor2 ամիս առաջ
  • Honestly I was surprised to see you guys dog that fan made trump video so hard... makes me wonder how you feel about the Covington situation?

    NintendongNintendong2 ամիս առաջ
  • do you think Trump has ever had a neighbour...!!!

    Rock N RollRock N Roll2 ամիս առաջ
  • Taylor is kinda hot

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  • Taylor grew up very religious in a devout Christian family. She's pretty liberal and cool now, but she's not gonna answer super inappropriate questions, they should have known that LOL.

    QuantumBracedQuantumBraced2 ամիս առաջ
    • Oh no, she didn't answer the questions that were not serious in the first place, and which were asked mainly for the reaction.

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  • By far the most underwhelming and pretentious guest they’ve had. She’s the type of comedian for good morning America or any other lame morning shows. Please, do not invite her to the show again.

    The_Zlatan92The_Zlatan922 ամիս առաջ
  • Where is that tweaking Bee Gees video? Would love the link!

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  • Yoooooo 2:20:30 WARWICK WARRAQQ

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  • Squirrel cheeks there is kinda cute

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  • Does anyone have a link to the tweaker man song in the intro?

    Dwayne ElizondoDwayne Elizondo2 ամիս առաջ
  • Wtf is that insert after everytime they watch a clip? That smells like some 'murican made DRM legal bs! 😂

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  • I like how she has to constantly "dumb it down" for Tom 😂😂

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  • I love you both...

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  • 2:28:08

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  • That guest was pretty bland.

    Ankh-ef-en-KhonsuAnkh-ef-en-Khonsu2 ամիս առաջ
  • "Nadav is googling" is fuckin awesome

    Chris PenningtonChris Pennington2 ամիս առաջ
  • Idk how Tom is able to talk to his parents about love making

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  • Tom's mom yelled at him like he was a child lmfaoo

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  • Seems like Chris didnt do it.

    Isaac GuandiqueIsaac Guandique2 ամիս առաջ
  • It is funny how easy it is to tell when someone is from Cali just from there politics lol

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  • are people in la all retards?

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  • bahaha Taylor looks so horrified during the outro as you all are just smiling and dancing. 2:28:32

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  • Where is nadav is googling

    Serene LiewSerene Liew2 ամիս առաջ
  • She came off really boring and basic

    Juan GutierrezJuan Gutierrez2 ամիս առաջ
  • Christina is really grasping with the heart valor shit

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  • It's disappointing that y'all didn't even consider that Delia could be innocent. Personally I now believe that he is. He released the receipts and exposed them to be lying opportunistic who-ars!

    Zack FranklinZack Franklin2 ամիս առաջ
  • I imagine Tom wearing the pussy hat and ball gag in that marriage.

    Doug SwartzDoug Swartz2 ամիս առաջ
  • The Nadav song and the outro song turned me into a telescope

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  • The lady in the video screaming at the paramedics is a local crazy in vancouver, there are so many videos of her being just fucked

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  • Time stamp for the DENTAL UPDATE 12:05

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  • please drop us a link to that opening clip!!!!! i got people i need to send this to

    Charles PetersonCharles Peterson3 ամիս առաջ
  • 23:00 tulsa rally

    Brandon SiedlikBrandon Siedlik3 ամիս առաջ
  • If they try to cancel Todd and Christine consider me an FGTRTD.

    Mike JonesMike Jones3 ամիս առաջ
  • I smell a *P R U D E*

    Doomer K KidDoomer K Kid3 ամիս առաջ
  • The only time I have ever watched Tik Toks is on this podcast, so I literally had no idea it was used to record yourself dancing.

    Steve HodgeSteve Hodge3 ամիս առաջ
    • Steve Hodge your not missing out anything

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  • I need to know where that dental update beat came from

    Mark FryMark Fry3 ամիս առաջ
  • So these two see therapists regularly because they admittedly have "fucked up minds" and they talk for 20 minutes about how they were friends with a pedophile for many years. Then out of the blue start talking bad about Trump and his supporters. Glad to see they're getting into politics sounds like they really know what they're talking about 🙄😂

    Carl McFuggitCarl McFuggit3 ամիս առաջ
    • Awww another Trumptard had his feewings hurt. 🥺 Delia is no pedophile. Evidence suggest that your savior Donald probably is AND he has a sick fetish for his own daughter!

      Zack FranklinZack Franklin2 ամիս առաջ
  • I didn't think it was possible for women to actually have a comedic talent and become famous without being vulgar and talking about their vagina all the time. #womenarefunny

    Chilli DawgChilli Dawg3 ամիս առաջ
  • RPC fans song is like Slap Chop Rap meets Jock Jams

    Serge KulykSerge Kulyk3 ամիս առաջ
  • this feels like child abuse.

    Golden GeorgeGolden George3 ամիս առաջ
  • it funny...until they come for you, be careful you two!

    Serash CambellSerash Cambell3 ամիս առաջ
  • I just caught my self. quoting fed...I think I have a couple issues....

    MrSteelernation1972MrSteelernation19723 ամիս առաջ
  • So what does the R in heavy R stand for?

    Nick MNick M3 ամիս առաջ
  • If you’ve done MDMA you have some idea of what being high on meth feels like. As the MA happens to stand for, Methamphetamine.

    Kevin BeattieKevin Beattie3 ամիս առաջ
    • Chemistry is a lot more complicated than that, though. With the addition or removal of one atom or one functional group, the properties can change drastically. Ephedrine isn't far from amphetamine, but their legality and effects are quite distinct. Sodium chloride and hydrogen chloride are very different. It is true that you're onto something in this case, but the logic used is a bit off. One chemical being a derivative of another doesn't guarantee that their properties share much overlap, sometimes barely any.

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  • I don't think we'll see Taylor back on here lol

    Brendan ColfordBrendan Colford3 ամիս առաջ
  • What sucks about you guys talking about politics is not your viewpoints exactly, but the fact that you think you aren't out of touch and you truly are. Especially living where you do, you can't possibly be in touch with the common man. I seriously love all other content but damn it's pitiable when politics get brought up

    Isaac RamosIsaac Ramos3 ամիս առաջ
  • Lol you really forgot Biden sniffing a bunch of non consenting children

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  • couldnt even handle being asked about butt sex. this chick is a no go for me

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  • My wife wants to know what kind of sweater Christina is wearing anyone know?

    Siera kilo ActualSiera kilo Actual3 ամիս առաջ
  • I somehow knew that Taylor would be offended by 90 percent of the humor we all know and love, and she confirmed it immediately lol I mean you're a comedian.. lighten up.

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  • Fart Simpson, great job man!

    Patrick BatemanPatrick Bateman3 ամիս առաջ
  • Is asking someone if they think their dad was getting with their step mom before their mother succumbed to cancer a normal thing to do?

    MCIzawaMCIzawa3 ամիս առաջ
  • Canceling Joey Diaz is like trying to get Ricky Gervais not to talk shit to Celebrities during the Emmys... not Gunna happen

    WalkingCaneWalkingCane3 ամիս առաջ
  • Tom's pants are so baggy and around his ankles in this podcast....

    Ark CrafterArk Crafter3 ամիս առաջ
  • Tom needs to stop at the BS and bring the long intro back!!

    coopboultoncoopboulton3 ամիս առաջ
  • Am i the only one that thinks they were being hella hypocritical and overtly condemning chris d’elia? Like they literally had that dude two short or soemthing that was reminiscing on stories of him pimping out naive girls

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  • 33:49 Nadav is Googling

    Christopher HadenChristopher Haden3 ամիս առաջ
  • Well after hearing Tom say that Joey's and Bert's stories are all b*******. The PC mob has one you have just outed everybody for not being real and you took all the fun out of it thanks

  • Taylor Tomlinson looks like Maggie gyllenhal and is almost as funny

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  • The guest has the confidence and speaking cadence of a funny person but the words and thoughts coming out of her mouth are just not funny

    Rich WellRich Well3 ամիս առաջ
  • The guest has a voice and speaking cadence of a funny person but the words coming out of her mouth are just not very funny

    Rich WellRich Well3 ամիս առաջ
  • I love that Christina is 3 years older than Tom and looks 10 years younger.

    Paul EdgarPaul Edgar3 ամիս առաջ
  • Look up nukazues2 cool guy

    Eric SmithEric Smith3 ամիս առաջ
  • Going to watch her special now.

    Milton M.Milton M.3 ամիս առաջ