Ep. 34 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing their hair loss and weight gain over the years. Tom shares YMH All-Star Robert Paul Champagne's cool new content with Bert. Then Bert breaks down his new favorite commercial. They also discuss losing their virginity, decaf coffee, men's wigs, 85 South, and UTIs. Also, the 2 Bears baseball caps are available sooner than you think!
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  • This should be the last two lines for your commercial Girl: oh by the way I have aids Guy: fuck Paraguard doesn’t protect ahgainst that Fin

    Jack GyldenvandJack Gyldenvand8 ժամ առաջ
  • Alright, I do nothing but laugh at bieart but this episode makes me worry. He's not okay!

    Bonzo SircyBonzo Sircy3 օր առաջ
  • I WANT A HAT BAAAAD!!!!!

    Shawn FranklinShawn Franklin6 օր առաջ
  • why r ppl so mean 2 bert in these comments💀

    cholamami445cholamami4458 օր առաջ
  • Lmao it gives him headaches grow it right or get a different strain

    Sneakeraddict987Sneakeraddict98714 օր առաջ
  • If she won't go down on you then you don't go down on her. It's not the patriarchy

    samsam16 օր առաջ
  • Weird sponsors

    Ayden DunawayAyden Dunaway16 օր առաջ
  • Degrate me 😂

    Jo 🦇Jo 🦇22 օր առաջ
  • As a former Starbucks employee I absolutely used to do that

    Mediocre_acMediocre_ac22 օր առաջ
  • Aye yo tom & bert I think I speak for everyone when I say we need to see that burger eating contest. Don't be stingy

    Logan WhiteLogan White23 օր առաջ
  • It's not "Brent Crystals - The Machine" its "Brent Crystals - The Shining" 1:18

    Tyler HastingsTyler Hastings25 օր առաջ
  • I’ll give you a little bit of the story so you remember... tels the whole story

    benoit fortinbenoit fortin28 օր առաջ
  • Omg that was the best virginity story I've ever heard in my life

    ShaneTweezyShaneTweezyԱմիս առաջ
  • I got on hair medicin as 18 years old

    Samuel AnderssonSamuel AnderssonԱմիս առաջ
  • God I love watching bert tell stories with the video playing at half speed

    Ridgley SkidmoreRidgley SkidmoreԱմիս առաջ
  • Bro, beer chrysler my dude maybe try soap and warm water bath? Not the chlorine bath, you know what I mean? Flip the hat backwards like Stallone in over the top and start that "chaotic licking"😀

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  • Bert fat

    David ThilenDavid ThilenԱմիս առաջ
  • I don't get how LeeAnn just wouldn't show what she wants if they're married and hes not doing things right for decades....

    Thought-TerminatorThought-TerminatorԱմիս առաջ
  • Bert: kissing my wife after a blowjob is disgusting Also Bert: Ive only taken 3 showers this year and never brush my teeth

    ian mian mԱմիս առաջ
  • Amazing show. UTI talk is perfect for the left wingers lol

    Richard HalliwellRichard Halliwell2 ամիս առաջ
  • 46:29

    Matt SmithMatt Smith2 ամիս առաջ
  • Tom "Shove Her Down The Stairs, Beat Her With A Hammer" Segura

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  • 3 seconds into the episode and my first thought is "Holly sh... what the hell happened to Bert...?"

    pcolmegnapcolmegna2 ամիս առաջ
  • I want to see a small screen in the corner with that dude in the background laughing his ass off.

    shari smithshari smith2 ամիս առաջ
  • I lost my virginity when i was 16 I'm now 18 and I don't even remember

    Infinite CarnageInfinite Carnage2 ամիս առաջ
  • Never get rid of that guy in the background laughing, he gives me life

    DicklessMonk 666DicklessMonk 6662 ամիս առաջ
    • @Samwisegamge Mhm yeah it's Nadav

      Jo 🦇Jo 🦇22 օր առաջ
    • Which guy is it that always laughs in the background? Is it nadav or someone else ?

      Samwisegamge MhmSamwisegamge Mhm27 օր առաջ
  • Dude that guy in the background is my spirit animal

    jhon kullensjhon kullens2 ամիս առաջ
  • Bert really acted like he didn’t know what bbc meant

    KurbiKurbi2 ամիս առաջ
  • Spoons must be feeling left out since they weren't part of the two bears one cave silverwear sponsorship

    Jack ZwahlenJack Zwahlen2 ամիս առաջ
  • Bernt doesn't have the mental capacity to ever find anything on his phone😂

    goon snukegoon snuke2 ամիս առաջ
  • Berts wife is a special lady. It's amazing she even picks up the phone when he calls. On the first ring!!

    Nick FrankNick Frank2 ամիս առաջ
  • Iud uti ied dui lmfao

    Matt McGovernMatt McGovern2 ամիս առաջ
  • So where is this eating contest?

    luke kingsleyluke kingsley2 ամիս առաջ
  • To all the guys out there if your girl refuses to give you head, refuse to eat her out.. That simple. None for me? None for you. Straight relationships.. I feel kinda bad for, don't seem to be mutual.

    Willz __Willz __3 ամիս առաջ
  • Bert is THE Florida guy.

    Willz __Willz __3 ամիս առաջ
  • Ahhh the old days when Burt was only a racist and not a smelly dog f***er!

    Tim JacksTim Jacks3 ամիս առաջ
  • i cant stop laughing now because i thought the last line of the birth control commercial was "SO I CAN KEEP LIVING MY LIFE JUST LIKE A WHORE!"

    NOLA tNNOLA tN3 ամիս առաջ
  • About that BMW promotion? Loved it..

    Chase ElmoreChase Elmore3 ամիս առաջ
  • Bert is always like a fat kid, in a room full of cotton candy.. An that hat makes him look simple...

    Chase ElmoreChase Elmore3 ամիս առաջ
  • 1:14:50 its kinda cringe how ignorant the (mostly bert) are about social issues and corona in general. wish they (bert) would just stop talking about it

    Connor GoldmanConnor Goldman3 ամիս առաջ
    • (cringe)

      Gabriel SuarezGabriel Suarez3 ամիս առաջ
  • I feel terrible for Bert's family

    Brock WattersonBrock Watterson3 ամիս առաջ
  • \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ Bert nose touches.

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  • 41:01 Nightmere

    BeyondReasonNCBeyondReasonNC3 ամիս առաջ
  • Much respect to Berts wife, as I didn’t even think of the commercial like that.

    Monica WheeldonMonica Wheeldon3 ամիս առաջ
  • I've probably been to the publix I live in Tallahassee

    WoLF_ThaGoat On ps4WoLF_ThaGoat On ps43 ամիս առաջ
  • "its like the older rectile defunction commercials" -bert

    robertdenirosmolerobertdenirosmole3 ամիս առաջ
  • Education Connection Commercial is still better

    Jim ArndtJim Arndt3 ամիս առաջ
  • The background laughs are the greatest

    mario kmario k3 ամիս առաջ
  • Who screwed Jim Florentine girl?

    Dalles RichardsDalles Richards3 ամիս առաջ
  • Bert looks like a serial killer with his hair parted down the middle

    Vivien MartinVivien Martin3 ամիս առաջ
  • The guy laughing in the back is hurting my stomach! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    BirdOfHermes83 D.BirdOfHermes83 D.3 ամիս առաջ
  • Intro 🔥

    samuel rappaportsamuel rappaport3 ամիս առաջ
  • Hearing the laughter in the background is one of the best part of the podcasts gets me laughing everytime 😂

    Kyle GreyKyle Grey3 ամիս առաջ
  • I fuckin love hearin the crew in the back just dying

    GRUFFCITYZ _GRUFFCITYZ _3 ամիս առաջ
  • Here's the picture of Bert playing the Ukulele. twitter.com/bertkreischer/status/1273631699214065666/photo/1

    Dave HilditchDave Hilditch3 ամիս առաջ
  • Adriana Chechik is so gross, she’s always got her prolapse hangin out

    Hayden AntoninoHayden Antonino3 ամիս առաջ
  • Bert stopped mentally developing somewhere around 15

    Giovanni FaveroGiovanni Favero3 ամիս առաջ
    • He started drinking and never stopped

      Redly MediaRedly Media13 օր առաջ
    • They say your mind stops developing when you start using drugs or alcohol heavily . So u may be right

      Luke BerthiaumeLuke Berthiaume13 օր առաջ
  • Hey Bert ..Mmmatbe just 12oz. of Kool aide in a day?😝❤

    Roboto T. V.Roboto T. V.3 ամիս առաջ
  • "Yeah you can come in me" - Burnt Christmas

    The Underground VikingThe Underground Viking3 ամիս առաջ
  • One of the best episodes yet #bertsmells

    Samuel FulkersonSamuel Fulkerson3 ամիս առաջ
  • I scrolled for awhile in here, and didn’t see one comment about Robert Champagne the OnlyFans legend... “Good good.. make this mutha fuckin shit happen mutha fucker” 💀 where does Tom find this shit man

    Cody BlackburnCody Blackburn3 ամիս առաջ
  • Bert without a hat looks like Marv from Home Alone if he let himself go

    Dylan ManackDylan Manack3 ամիս առաջ
  • UTI IS A URINARY TRACT INFECTION YOU MOOSEKNUCKLE LOL. IUD

    TT3 ամիս առաջ
  • I dint get how ppl like diet soda, that shit is nasty as hell and the ppl who drink it to jus be healthier are jackasses

    Crimson CamelliaCrimson Camellia3 ամիս առաջ
  • your wife sounds like the worst. you should be single....

    whiskey_bentwhiskey_bent3 ամիս առաջ
  • Bert's really out here wondering why his wife doesn't give him that good top when she could probably smear his smegma around like cream cheese on a bagel.

    Lazarus CainLazarus Cain3 ամիս առաջ
  • My favorite thing is bert talking about the decaf coffee basically saying it's pointless meanwhile he is a drinking a diet coke as if it's healthier than regular coke lol. Btw just got to the part where bert says his wife won't blow him, let me just say if a broad I married just decided she is over giving bj's because of patriarchy I would contemplate leaving her 100%

    YamiYami3 ամիս առաջ
  • When Bert said, "how does a UTI work? does a doctor shove it up there" tears started streaming down my face😁😁

    Isaac BanksIsaac Banks3 ամիս առաջ
  • Can someone please get a message to native to throw a low pass filter on the mix.. when anyone bumps the table my house shakes from the bass. Haven't been able to watch on home theater setup. Thanks Jean!

    Nick RyanNick Ryan3 ամիս առաջ
  • Bert, stop taking pool-showers so you can get blown, sheesh!

    CaeniixCaeniix3 ամիս առաջ
  • Second sophomore year... is always my favorite

    Anna RobertsAnna Roberts3 ամիս առաջ
  • Bert looks like he believes in Ancient Aliens

    Nicholas LongNicholas Long3 ամիս առաջ
  • This show is never long enough

    xeophxeoph3 ամիս առաջ
  • Maybe she stopped blowing you bc you’ve only had like 2 real showers this year Bert.

    Cody CCody C3 ամիս առաջ
  • “BMW, It’s not a Porsche but it’s pretty fucking good”

    Christopher RodriguezChristopher Rodriguez3 ամիս առաջ
  • Try it out!!

    NoHawkris MorrisonNoHawkris Morrison3 ամիս առաջ
  • Repost I don’t do social media this is my platform

    NoHawkris MorrisonNoHawkris Morrison3 ամիս առաջ
  • The ROCK AND JOCKO 2020!!!!

    NoHawkris MorrisonNoHawkris Morrison3 ամիս առաջ
  • No reads ....

    Tom BlackerTom Blacker3 ամիս առաջ
  • The one freaking week I missed watching the day of and I miss the hats.

    Kyle KimbroKyle Kimbro3 ամիս առաջ
  • who brings their yoga mat with them into the grocery store?

    Devin YoheDevin Yohe3 ամիս առաջ
  • I think podcasts need more of those steak type bits

    sourdonkeyjuicesourdonkeyjuice4 ամիս առաջ
  • "I enjoy going down on my wife more than sex... with people"

    Jonathon ZeitlerJonathon Zeitler4 ամիս առաջ
  • Dude Bert holding the ukulele is the best

    Tim WebberTim Webber4 ամիս առաջ
  • i love how tom calmly acts like they were talking about bert fucking a tall guy XD

    J HansenJ Hansen4 ամիս առաջ
  • Berts talking about delia and Jim Florentine 🥴

    ionlyhearwompsionlyhearwomps4 ամիս առաջ
  • Bert doesn't have a problem with alcohol... "I'll drink a bottle of wine an be fine.". That's twice your recommend daily units of alcohol.

    Callum ClarkCallum Clark4 ամիս առաջ
  • who knew bert was friends with benjamin franklin

    Billys ChannelBillys Channel4 ամիս առաջ
  • The guys in the back are killing me!!!!!

    Eve GEve G4 ամիս առաջ
  • Yo 2:24 am Tues morning and the dam hats are already gone fuck me

    Andrew ReddyAndrew Reddy4 ամիս առաջ
  • IUD😆bit😆🤣🤣🤣

    Amelia TorresAmelia Torres4 ամիս առաջ
  • Man i regret saving this podcast as a special treat. Just to find out i got screwed over on the hats. Oh well. Hopefully we get more in 6 months

    QuattroQuattro4 ամիս առաջ
  • That whole Paragard section of this episode had me dying. My face hurts from laughing bro, Great episode!

    Colby Aka LightZColby Aka LightZ4 ամիս առաջ
  • Berts wife sounds like a buzz kill

    Ellis BookrumjrEllis Bookrumjr4 ամիս առաջ
  • The ads lol

    KimpohKimpoh4 ամիս առաջ
  • Sally hall is someone’s mom Bert

    JonJon4 ամիս առաջ
  • Now for a BJ he uses a dog and penut butter

    The Kobold SlayerThe Kobold Slayer4 ամիս առաջ
  • ​please check out my latest live stream video. i am trying to bcome the next Timi Hendrix. THE FINEST MUSIC Surf wave *

    Surf waveSurf wave4 ամիս առաջ
  • Is anyone mentioning the ad placeholders for steak and BMW?

    Arkham BabyArkham Baby4 ամիս առաջ
  • Speaking of uti with long hair and these pool “showers” Bert is a walking uti. Even if you have an iud, make sure he wraps up.

    Levi ShepardLevi Shepard4 ամիս առաջ
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