Ep. 40 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by calling NFL Hall of Famer Warren Sapp. Warren suggests that the Bears and him start a podcast. Tom and Bert then discuss their excitement over the idea and what guests they would like to have on. Bert tells stories about Christian Okoye and Big Jay Oakerson, and then the two of them analyze Tracy Morgan ESPN video game commercials. They also discuss building home gyms, and Tom shares a story about Jennifer Aniston which leads to the hardest laughter ever on the show.

  • Absolutely the best episode ever.

    chris trevignechris trevigne19 ժամ առաջ
  • Berts laugh at 1:27 to 1:29 OMG LMAO

    The Professor PTGThe Professor PTG4 օր առաջ
  • At one point Bert was laughing so hard I thought he was going to give birth to a hemorrhoid

    ash lalaash lala6 օր առաջ
  • 2 Bears 1 Sapp. this is what MLK fought for

    DaltyDalty7 օր առաջ
  • the nonsense bert googles live streamed to my phone would be worth a bunch of money to me

    Friedrich Jan Georg RFriedrich Jan Georg R8 օր առաջ
  • And........ The Sapp Episodes never happened. hmm

    Behruz HairullaevBehruz Hairullaev8 օր առաջ
  • What’s Sappenin

    Nikolas ColivasNikolas Colivas13 օր առաջ
  • This should be called Two Bears in Joe’s Butthole

    BrezhieBrezhie16 օր առաջ
  • Uuuuuuuhhhhhhhundred percent, Jen Anniston has had work done. A lot of work, come on Bert.

    Gillian DennehyGillian Dennehy20 օր առաջ
  • tom def set that sapp call up FOR SURE

    NolanNolan21 օր առաջ
  • Your podcast has honestly saved my life. Life has really fucked me over with a 7 year relationship ending and so many bad things happening. Ive watched Bert on TV and like both of your guy's taste in humor etc and resonate with it. Listening to you guys brings some laughter I truly needed. Thank you and keep up the good work

    Daniel PendredDaniel Pendred23 օր առաջ
    • love you my dude, stay with us or youll miss the next episodes, dont be stingey daniel!

      NolanNolan21 օր առաջ
  • Man Donald Duck really let himself go eh?

    NDD45NDD4523 օր առաջ
  • Hey mommies

    The Infamous TrollThe Infamous Troll23 օր առաջ
  • The irony and hilarity of watchin this episode is it's September now and the NFL is TANKIN! bcuz of politics! 😂

    Jiggly BumfleshJiggly Bumflesh24 օր առաջ
  • “Sapp in the Cave”

    Zeus BannerZeus Banner27 օր առաջ
  • I wish I wasn't wearing a see through shirt! - Bret Kreischer

    April CamachoApril Camacho27 օր առաջ
  • lol do they know Warren is broke and is probably looking to actually make money

    thomas cullinanthomas cullinanԱմիս առաջ
  • 1:27:20 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Isaac Stolzer Gary make a video with this part

    Bruce AnthonyBruce AnthonyԱմիս առաջ
  • I would just like to say, I just looked up Warren Sapp highlights for the first time 😂😂 that dude is monster.

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  • After all the treats for Bert, Tom finally got his

    naj shanaj shaԱմիս առաջ
  • 1:27:05 he broke Burt

    Nikolus LiraNikolus LiraԱմիս առաջ
  • i have been to advanced chiropractic relief that bert mentioned. best thing i have ever done

    ryan bunkerryan bunkerԱմիս առաջ
  • Bert fat

    David ThilenDavid ThilenԱմիս առաջ
  • The mouth guard he is talking about is called an OAD, talk to the dentist abut it ...more than likely you might need a sleep study first

    yutann22yutann22Ամիս առաջ
  • As someone who works in a sleep Department. BERT more than likely needs a CPAP .Or see an ENT for his nose. He probably has OSA

    yutann22yutann22Ամիս առաջ
  • only here for bert’s laughing fit.

    Maria BasileoMaria BasileoԱմիս առաջ
  • Tom has The Kool Aid moment Bert has For Safety

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  • Where the “For Safety” shirts at??

    BracorBracorԱմիս առաջ
  • Dude did you really tell Warren Sapp I love you at the end of the phone call Brett!

    phil smeltzerphil smeltzerԱմիս առաջ
  • I never thought I would laugh harder than the bert drinking koolaid bit and yet it happened in the first ten minutes of this episode

    Imminent MindImminent MindԱմիս առաջ
  • Burts laugh would make a good coyote call

    Jacob AldermanJacob AldermanԱմիս առաջ
  • 2 Bret's 1 Sapp

    KieranKieranԱմիս առաջ
  • I hope you guys pay the guy laughing in the back ground . His laughs contagious

    Matt WeaverMatt WeaverԱմիս առաջ
  • Jesus Christ it sounds like Bert got shot in the lungs as he’s crying and bleeding out 🤣🤣🤣

    Lucas SandsmarkLucas SandsmarkԱմիս առաջ
  • 2 Bears 1 Buc

    Philip BujalskiPhilip BujalskiԱմիս առաջ
  • 1:26:10

    Joshua FordJoshua FordԱմիս առաջ
  • The Tracy Morgan episode. And WTF, why does Tracy hate Bret? Way to gloss over that one...

    Joshua FordJoshua FordԱմիս առաջ
  • i have never seen anyone! ever in my life! laugh that hard! i seriously thought he was going to pull a Roger rabbit weasel and die laughing! That was classic! Would be funny if she met with you and DIDNT bring security

    ONI YautjaONI Yautja2 ամիս առաջ
  • You know Bret really wants to call it 2 Bears 1 Slave smfh

    Akuma PharaohAkuma Pharaoh2 ամիս առաջ
  • “I was trying to be extra white with Warren”

    Rob CookRob Cook2 ամիս առաջ
  • My God you guys crack me up hahaha love the end, I needed that lol

    Chris PChris P2 ամիս առաջ
  • Bert: You can't do black impressions anymore. Also Bert: Tracy Morgan Impression

    MrCallanbucklesMrCallanbuckles2 ամիս առաջ
  • Bret crying laughing saying "we're not going to hurt you" is going to haunt me...

    Ryan O'ConnorRyan O'Connor2 ամիս առաջ
  • First hour of this episode was soo good! Nadaf wasn’t there shoving his laugh every second. WHEN IS HE GOING TO TAKE A BREAK?

    MuathMuath2 ամիս առաջ
  • 2bears1bret

    Taylor borcherdtTaylor borcherdt2 ամիս առաջ
  • Tom telling that Jennifer Anniston story was hilarious he’s such a great actor I was believing that story to the teeth.

    Rojelio GullodRojelio Gullod2 ամիս առաջ
  • I love the guys laughing in the background

    Peter ParkerPeter Parker2 ամիս առաջ
  • His laugh is like he's being tortured by laughter

    Not a Beauty GuruNot a Beauty Guru2 ամիս առաջ
  • He reminds me of Jenna Marbles when he loses it lol

    Not a Beauty GuruNot a Beauty Guru2 ամիս առաջ
  • Yeah Bret we totally couldn't tell you have the same cloths on as least episode

    Emerald_Knight45Emerald_Knight452 ամիս առաջ
  • 1 bear- 2 cubs

    Katlyn JKatlyn J2 ամիս առաջ
  • “For Safety!” At one point Bret sounds like R2D2 😂

    seanukxsseanukxs2 ամիս առաջ
  • This show is Tom segura constantly reacting to berts crazy life decisions and I love it😂😂

    MacMac2 ամիս առաջ
  • It’s been a while since I laughed but the threat to Jen actually had me giggling, thank you.

    Gsshja RickuGsshja Ricku2 ամիս առաջ
  • Thomas inch dumbell. It would be just decorative because no way Bert could lift that lol.

    Jeremy BurrisJeremy Burris2 ամիս առաջ
  • Christ I thought Bret was gonna pop like a balloon from “for safety”.

    Stanley HudsonStanley Hudson2 ամիս առաջ
  • name the podcast 2 cubs one bear.

    phillip crumrinephillip crumrine2 ամիս առաջ

    Justin CredibleJustin Credible2 ամիս առաջ
  • When Slurp cries for 3 minutes straight I had a smile the whole time

    Greg GdanianGreg Gdanian2 ամիս առաջ
  • For safety then Bert has a stroke

    Adam BeylAdam Beyl2 ամիս առաջ
  • Can't wait I love Warren Sapp.

    Adam BeylAdam Beyl2 ամիս առաջ
  • "Bears and Tackle" sorry if this was suggested

    cody corbitcody corbit2 ամիս առաջ
  • Two bears and a jar of sap

    Marissa WeeseMarissa Weese2 ամիս առաջ
  • (1:26:10) Bert starts talking to whales, while Jennifer is calling the cops

    King ApathyKing Apathy2 ամիս առաջ
  • This week on 2 strokes 1 aneurysm.

    Richard O'LearyRichard O'Leary2 ամիս առաջ
  • This podcast gives me Rob and Rich vibes 🥰

    Jacqueline MoeJacqueline Moe2 ամիս առաջ
  • 1:26:00 holy shit 😆

    Jacqueline MoeJacqueline Moe2 ամիս առաջ
  • 1000000% of this happened to me with my last girlfriend. Everything down to the tying my mouth shut... my girl recording me... all of it. Then she dumped me a week ago. So I’ll go fuck myself

    Ash The AtlanteanAsh The Atlantean2 ամիս առաջ
  • I fucking love the warren sapp call. This made my fucking night!!!!!!! Hell yeah BRETT!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Ash The AtlanteanAsh The Atlantean2 ամիս առաջ
  • You should call the football podcast. 2 bears and a cave full of Sapp!!!

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  • 2012 chris brown: 1:30:20

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  • I cried and almost shit myself laughing.

    Adriano BabooAdriano Baboo2 ամիս առաջ
  • For safety 😭

    Maddie MichelleMaddie Michelle2 ամիս առաջ
  • In the nursing home if a patient had 2 breaths per minute they are prolly about dead lmao

    Aidan TuckerAidan Tucker2 ամիս առաջ
  • 19:54. Hands in pocket stance

    Lawrence villeLawrence ville2 ամիս առաջ
  • That Jennifer Aniston story would be a great scene in something like Ricky Gervais' Extras.

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  • 1:25:25 is the start of the best moment in history, has me in tears. FOR SAFETY!!!!

    Josie CJosie C2 ամիս առաջ
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      Dalton KesselringDalton Kesselring12 օր առաջ
  • it should probably just be 3 bears in a cave. I mean it's Warren Sapp he's not a little guy.

    Caleb SmithCaleb Smith2 ամիս առաջ
  • 2 Bretts 1 Cave✌️

    Richard O'LearyRichard O'Leary2 ամիս առաջ
  • you need John Randle, best shit talker of all time!

    GDamGDam2 ամիս առաջ

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  • I can never decide which of you is my favorite 🤣🤣 so fucking funny!

    Jacqueline LindahnJacqueline Lindahn2 ամիս առաջ
  • 2 bears in a sap cave and the merch can be you three standing in a cave with sap dripping down on you guys 🤔

    Your Mom’s boyfriendYour Mom’s boyfriend2 ամիս առաջ
  • 12:53 The MACHINE ! The printing MACHINE !

    DarkKiraLTUDarkKiraLTU2 ամիս առաջ
  • This was insane.

    DanielDaniel2 ամիս առաջ
  • The “For Safety” laughs might be better than the “Kool-Aid” laughs. 🤣☠️

    Kristian BrannanKristian Brannan2 ամիս առաջ
  • Bretts laugh is COVID contagious.

    Matthew CohenMatthew Cohen2 ամիս առաջ
  • some hella gratifying background Nadav yucks to mine here

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  • Y’all need ocho cinco

    Shane KovacichShane Kovacich2 ամիս առաջ
  • 2 cubs one momma bear

    Shane KovacichShane Kovacich2 ամիս առաջ
  • It's called mondragon chiropractic Tom. The blonde in orlando I mean.

    Taylor NicholTaylor Nichol2 ամիս առաջ
  • When Bert starts wheezing it gets me to laugh so goddamn hard because at the same time he's the happiest he could be while a heartbeat away from death 😂

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  • bert looks like he is a mouth breather

    michael dietzmichael dietz2 ամիս առաջ
  • closed the tiktok app so quick to come watch this 😭😭

    Amy TranAmy Tran2 ամիս առաջ
  • I wish Tom would finish his sentences. I find it really irritating, do y'all agree?

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  • 2 Brets 1 Sapp

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  • This podcast brought to you by berts future divorce

    Edward O'NeillEdward O'Neill2 ամիս առաջ
  • What happened to this on spotify??

    Dave RageDave Rage2 ամիս առաջ
  • 1:27:23 yoooo

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  • Jeff Nippard and Greg Doucette have the best strength training info

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