Ep. 43 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing Bert's love of wine, and how he drinks it on the treadmill. This leads them into discussing which Olympic events Bert thinks he can beat Warren Sapp in. They discuss different brands of peanut butter, and experiment mixing two together. They then try to see how many U.S. presidents they can name, and call Kevin Christy for confirmation. Talking to a smart person leads them to discuss their favorite books, and Bert explains why dumb people shouldn't read. They also discuss Bert's sleep apnea, and give Dr. Drew a call to see if he can get Bert a sleep apnea mask.

  • I'm Australian & I can name more presidents than these guys

    Captain RiskyCaptain Risky3 ժամ առաջ
  • i think bert means, "you have to know something in order for me to teach you something." the importance of basics/fundamentals.

    mimiettemimietteՕր առաջ
  • Bert’s brain is fucking astounding

    J FrauloJ Fraulo4 օր առաջ
  • Listening to Bert talk hurts my brain, but in a way were I can’t stop listening.

    Nightangel39Nightangel396 օր առաջ
  • Really? They guy just eats peanutbutter into the mic the whole time and he has the AUDACITY to think he could win anything beyond a drinking contest

    Butter Bay BiscuitsButter Bay Biscuits10 օր առաջ
  • Berts gotta try ADAMS

    Ahsoka Skywalker, screw ReyAhsoka Skywalker, screw Rey18 օր առաջ
  • Anybody ever wonder why the majority of the presidents are related to each other

    Robert RuizRobert Ruiz19 օր առաջ
  • Stop eating on you podcast. As a headphone user, I can't stand it.

    PhoenixFabledPhoenixFabled21 օր առաջ
  • George Washington Carver was an agricultural scientist and inventor who developed hundreds of products using peanuts (though not peanut butter, as is often claimed) OK lol

    Riyad Sadak - مروكي في الغربةRiyad Sadak - مروكي في الغربة24 օր առաջ
  • Why eat peanut butter on a podcast?

    Ernest CoolongErnest Coolong25 օր առաջ
  • Goodness, the laughing in the background is pretty distracting this time. Or maybe I’m just tired.

    Tina LaNelleTina LaNelle28 օր առաջ
  • Julia Grant was from St.louis you two are both morons. U.s. Grant was from NY and buried both near Columbia University.

    Jason NashJason Nash28 օր առաջ
  • I think the way Bert talks- to, over and around Tom is part of his driving need to impress him and make him laugh to replace all the times his father was unimpressed and didn't laugh. He Reminds me of a child... or a dolphin.

    yellieyellie29 օր առաջ
  • Tom is seriously trying to get Brent fucked up by Warren Sapp 😂

    Karl KleveKarl KleveԱմիս առաջ
  • I feel like their love child sometimes

    Abhyuday SenAbhyuday SenԱմիս առաջ
  • This podcast is just one psychopath trying to explain himself

    C_ CarrawayC_ CarrawayԱմիս առաջ
  • Should be called 2 bears 1 mic.. #LetTomtalk

    Ryan O'ConnorRyan O'ConnorԱմիս առաջ
  • Hellotushy.com is a WAY different site than tushy.com lol

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  • Hey MACHINE! Push through the test, they need the results to determine how to setup the CPAP for YOU. Your body will thank you! The test does suck, I know, because I've done it several times now. I've been using a CPAP for over 10 years now. Just do it bud!

    Andrew MihalickAndrew MihalickԱմիս առաջ
  • In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king.

    Kyle GagerKyle GagerԱմիս առաջ
  • I have the same problem with 2 little of alcohol burnt Krystals. If I do drink enough I can't sleep. Nd I also can't feather it when that happens. Its called being an alcoholic Bret. Tim tell him what's up tim. You always follow proto. Keep em high n tight main mommy.

    Nikolaus The 1st Round Earth ShillNikolaus The 1st Round Earth ShillԱմիս առաջ
  • Watching Brent have a stroke on the podcast and push through was pretty amazing

    fourplayeefourplayeeԱմիս առաջ
  • Bert needs to read ''Unbroken" if he likes flyboys, great book I hate reading but couldn't but that book down.

    EatZEBRASassEatZEBRASassԱմիս առաջ
  • Only hardcore fans will notice that burnt chrysler is eating the spicy pretzels that Christina didn't like, so they said hey let's feed it to the animal

    conor obrienconor obrienԱմիս առաջ
  • I always love the end of these podcasts when you know bert drove home drunk and then took a pool shower

    Jake hossJake hossԱմիս առաջ
  • they should have called Christina for president names. She's their "smart guy they know"

    Virginia CVirginia CԱմիս առաջ
  • Tom confidently yet wrongly explaining the Dunning Kruger effect is ironically a perfect illustration of said effect.

    raztubesraztubesԱմիս առաջ
  • hahaha I wanna hang out with bert

    naj shanaj shaԱմիս առաջ
  • Bert: You absolutely do not need to go into the office to take a sleep test. You can take a machine home with you.

    Peter ChiPeter ChiԱմիս առաջ
  • I liked the chat on books lads, my personal favourite of all time and I cant recommend it enough is The Master and Margarita

    Kevin McKennaKevin McKennaԱմիս առաջ
  • If you guys fell asleep together I think you would wake up full-blown spooning

    Jacob JensenJacob JensenԱմիս առաջ
  • Sometimes Bert is so colossally stupid that I struggle to even listen to him without getting frustrated. Perfect example of someone who managed to make a career out of his only marketable traits, because wow this guy should be stocking shelves

    James WaltonJames WaltonԱմիս առաջ
  • This is an off-brand version of Drunk History

    _MrAWESOME__MrAWESOME_Ամիս առաջ
  • I'm a sleep tech! I can answer some of your questions. They have take home sleep studies! You can do it in your own bed. Its really easy

    yutann22yutann22Ամիս առաջ
  • Bert is actually smart asf

    DOMTGDOMTGԱմիս առաջ
  • Toms face every time Bert tries to make a point will never get old

    BhillBhillԱմիս առաջ
  • Bert, you make zero sense sometimes

  • I can't believe he shared the peanut butter with Bert. He might as well have drank Bert's spent bidet water.

    npfeifermnnpfeifermnԱմիս առաջ
  • You guys suck at presidents. Polk, Taft, both Roosevelt, Coolidge, Adams, Hoover, come on Clinton.

    animagreedanimagreedԱմիս առաջ
  • Bert fat

    David ThilenDavid ThilenԱմիս առաջ
  • Why am i not surprised that brent identifies works of literature by the pictures on the cover?

    jesse johnsonjesse johnsonԱմիս առաջ
  • Bert is the image the rest of the world has of America.

    Ryan SamRyan SamԱմիս առաջ
  • this episode of 2 guys reading ads is brought to you by covid and YMH

    King ApathyKing ApathyԱմիս առաջ
  • this has been adress im here to adress again the sound of big ol bert snaping his lips back with penut butter back and forth while he eats sends a mild message to remind myself that ...

    TO BE A lil rascalTO BE A lil rascalԱմիս առաջ
  • My spellcheck is also racist.

    Shmurda StroShmurda StroԱմիս առաջ
  • bert: buy my flipflops , mugs , send me money paypal, venmo i will b at walmart parking lot shows this fall the bert falling career tour

    terry winstonterry winstonԱմիս առաջ
  • I actually really liked the president’s game 😅

    That Call of Duty GamerThat Call of Duty GamerԱմիս առաջ
  • Listening to fat dudes pretend to workout is one thing. Listening to them pretend to have read books is another. Cmon guys! I love you but stfu

    NintendongNintendongԱմիս առաջ
  • As a US History buff, hearing these two play the President game was both the most infuriating and funniest thing ever

    Vivien MartinVivien MartinԱմիս առաջ
  • This was fun. Whoever said otherwise doesn’t get having friends. I haven’t cried laughing since I was a kid. The peanut butter things got me outta breath.

    Nikolus LiraNikolus LiraԱմիս առաջ
  • The shit to ass laughing in the background kills me every time 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Nikolus LiraNikolus LiraԱմիս առաջ
  • 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Nikolus LiraNikolus LiraԱմիս առաջ
  • Bert is the guy who I dilute myself into thinking I’m not like but once drunk enough... yeah I’m Bert...

    E GE GԱմիս առաջ
  • waitin for bert to stop talkin abt peanut butter and books

    Alfonso GomezAlfonso GomezԱմիս առաջ
  • The fact that Bert thinks he could beat Warren Sapp at any athletic competition is maybe his best joke.

    Prince LuciPrince LuciԱմիս առաջ
  • "The use of peanuts dates to the Aztecs and Incas. Marcellus Gilmore Edson of Montreal, Quebec, Canada, obtained a patent for a method of producing peanut butter from roasted peanuts using heated surfaces in 1884." Lol

    Sheldon SSheldon SԱմիս առաջ
  • Stop eating so damn close to the mic!

    CaliKidHooligunCaliKidHooligunԱմիս առաջ
  • Should be called the Dunning-Kreischer effect as Bert is pretty much the definition of it haha.

    army1237army1237Ամիս առաջ
  • I love being able to skip all those ads 😁

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  • Bert really amazes me with every podcast, he just keeps upping himself

    f1f1Ամիս առաջ
  • im def tired of bert now. is it just me or is the whole high pitch squeel fake laugh thing absolutely excruciating?

    Ben PayneBen PayneԱմիս առաջ
  • This one makes me wonder if I have to be drink to enjoy this podcast for now on.

    DrewDrewԱմիս առաջ
  • My firends used to hate when I'd get drunk because I would literally run off. There is something about getting wasted and having the urge to Usain Bolt your way everywhere.

    giamiabiagiamiabiaԱմիս առաջ
  • Lmao y'all hate on Bert but I laugh my ass off, dudes funny

    TheOneTheOneԱմիս առաջ
  • Obama.

    TheZachBobTheZachBobԱմիս առաջ
  • Sorry Tom, but your buddy just ain't it.

    MrFengaPapitMrFengaPapitԱմիս առաջ
  • I have a CPAP. I picked up a watch that you take home and wear and it does it for you and counts how much you stop breathing. No mask no sleeping In The weird room. That’s how I got mine, I’m not a fan of mine really honestly because of the tube that hooks to the machine. But the sleep difference and quality honestly is night and day.its such a big difference. But I don’t sleep with it every night like I should 😬

    mannor21mannor21Ամիս առաջ
  • I’ve come to figure out Bert has got to be tripping absolute sack to just get all giddy like that

    Ajdin AlicAjdin AlicԱմիս առաջ
  • Bert is so dumb my god

    R. E. BarnesR. E. BarnesԱմիս առաջ
  • The mouth open chewing and finger licking by Bart is such a game ender.

    Justin RussellJustin RussellԱմիս առաջ
  • Love Tom and Bert. Glad you guys read books. Keep up the good work. Podcasts make my week. Need to laugh hard once a week in these tough times. Side note: Africa doesn't have Tigers. Tigers are Asian. 😂😂

    Adnaan HassenAdnaan HassenԱմիս առաջ
  • Does Bert ever finish a goddamn thought? I love how he asks Tom a question, then completely cuts him off, and goes on a tangent of 10 books he's read.

    Mike AdamsMike AdamsԱմիս առաջ

    Cory FratusCory FratusԱմիս առաջ
  • He literally makes ya dumber by watching, Tom laughing at him is what makes the show....

    Ron CollinsRon CollinsԱմիս առաջ
  • Are we sure Bert's not at the top of the spectrum, I think Tom got the shitty job of being his handler out in public

    Ron CollinsRon CollinsԱմիս առաջ
  • Bert take the test you batch!

    RedHead GingerRedHead GingerԱմիս առաջ
  • I wonder what Bert's take away is for "White Fragility"

    Zach DicusZach DicusԱմիս առաջ
  • Who are these podcasts?

    Serjan BraticSerjan BraticԱմիս առաջ
  • Bert vs Ron in a spelling Bee

    Hunter WilliamsHunter WilliamsԱմիս առաջ
  • I wish ymh was still on spotify, nothing quite like 400 bullshit ads about lavender old spice each podcast

    budrow1999budrow1999Ամիս առաջ
  • Mickey Mantle called he wants his jeans back

    StephenStephenԱմիս առաջ
  • 1:03:00

    AuroraAuroraԱմիս առաջ
  • I would rather listen to ads the whole episode than listen to Brett Chrysler talk the whole damn time

    Robert cousinsRobert cousinsԱմիս առաջ
  • I feel like with enough confidence tom could have pulled of "reginald veljohnson" as a president! LSFHOLIII" (Laughing So Fucking Hard Out Lour It Is Insane!!!!!)

    Truebaby BenTruebaby BenԱմիս առաջ
  • He needs to be walking around with new mood for sure

    Josh BaileyJosh BaileyԱմիս առաջ
  • I want those whiskey glasses

    HunterM2100HunterM2100Ամիս առաջ
  • I hate to admit it but...Nailed It, Brent! "If you read a lot but you're a moron, you're going to understand it as a moron." Hence all the QAnons who read a lot.

    jena 1njena 1nԱմիս առաջ
  • Jesus Idk how someone could hang with Bert all day. It has to be exhausting. Enough of your road trip games! And stop interrupting me God damnit.

    John MoranJohn MoranԱմիս առաջ
  • That show would be awesome!!. Maybe pitch it again now?

    alfredo rodriguezalfredo rodriguezԱմիս առաջ
  • I love both yall but damn I'm glad I live in Louisiana please stay in California

    Kristy EvansKristy EvansԱմիս առաջ
  • I would offer my dogs to bert if he would just stop reading books

    J NanoJ NanoԱմիս առաջ
  • Half the fun is watching Tom bait Burnt into getting physically destroyed.

  • There are times when I REALLY want to hear Tom finish a story and there goes Bert interrupting...

    Christina CChristina CԱմիս առաջ
  • According to Bret, There had never been lightning before Benjamin Franklin. Because Bret said Franklin discovered lightning. Bret is truly incredible.

    Gator JordanGator JordanԱմիս առաջ
  • Bert represents Florida so well.

    Jimmy EstrellaJimmy EstrellaԱմիս առաջ
  • For me, the most surprising thing, is that Burnt is a college graduate (from the US!!!) and he JUST is discovering the benefits of reading. JUST NOW decades after graduating. And you know for sure he isn't being facetious

    Luxho IMLuxho IMԱմիս առաջ
  • The biggest failure of the American healthcare system is that Brent is not institutionalized by now.

    KickassoKickassoԱմիս առաջ
  • Can someone tell me. Why tf is their laughing in the background

    Dallas Vlogs 2Dallas Vlogs 2Ամիս առաջ
  • Gotta get some Machine® Peanut Butter Cuveé

    Rob CostaRob CostaԱմիս առաջ
  • Bert is absolutely R worded

    Robert RuizRobert RuizԱմիս առաջ