Ep. 51 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing the recent presidential debate and getting hyped for their tennis match. Bert pitches a sci-fi comedy that he wants to make and discusses Dax Shepard's episode of "Armchair Expert" on sobriety. The Bears also look at comments YMH fans have left on the trailer for Bert's new show "The Cabin," discuss Bert's new Off-White sneakers, as well as how he was recently robbed. The robbery story prompts a conversation about ice. Which comedian do YOU think has the best ice?

  • Sign me up for the kickstart! so we can buy the Bucs!

    Andrew OlsonAndrew Olson2 րոպե առաջ
  • I work in Rockford!

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  • Ok not going to lie I feel like Tom and Bert would make a hilarious show where they are neighbors in a col-de-sac and they have a couple more of there comedian friends so there’s like 4-5 houses in the col-de-sac and in LA or some basic city with lots of people... some episode ideas I had were like you guys all decide to knock down your connecting fences so you guys can have a mega back yard and have your own summer olympics but like suburban dad style so for Bert you have to let your kids play to and there always in the way but you love them so you talk shit behind there back to your friends, and where your wife asks you how much every thing costs and always makes a devotee joke every time you do something stupid, and for Tom he would be himself but like even more fucked up like he’s dexter type fucked up but everyone’s cool with it because they’ve always been best friends but also don’t wanna die. Oh and you hate all the homes outside of your court but there always super nice but there dressed like some basic ass cat in the hat movie outfits idk figure it out. Tom Segura(Japanese forsure) and Bert Kreischer (pretty sure his wife pegs him) I’m hella high rn don’t cancel me or some shit

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  • "I ate wine" - Bart

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  • Is the Snoop wine the 19 crimes one?

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  • I picked the right team!

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  • Earfth

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  • In tennis/badminton I ALWAYS giggle after a rally gets going too. Thought I was the only one. Now I have something in common with Bart!

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  • tom's logo ripping off the terror squad lol

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  • Potter is a grade A choice for a line judge. Eye sight = 30/20.

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  • that fake, forced laughter from the staff in the background is like C R I N G E

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  • Bert the Cable shoe Guy

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  • Dude your wife would do this freaky shit gladly ya just gotta ask right

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  • Ben smells so bad

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  • Joe should be the actually astronaut/ instructor and Tom, Bert, and joey should be the fat astronauts.

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  • Bert looks so similar to former NFL player Merlin Olsen it’s crazy. I can’t unsee it...

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  • Well 2:00 is when republicans get home from work 🤷🏻‍♂️😂.

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  • 70/30 possibility that Bert thinks that Navy SEALS are actual seals

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  • tie those laces right haha

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  • Just wait till Barnt figures out Instagram's "unsend" option

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  • Tommy Jeans looking slim and hawt AF in his tennis promo!

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  • Fatstronauts

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  • Oh my god I need those promos in a clip 🤣😂🤣😂😂

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  • i agree therapy doesnt work. i started working on the unconscious level. if you are interested in more email me...changed my perspective, no recordings...haa haa

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    • jeanine.m.brown2018@gmail.com

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  • Tom: “Ya know the nice thing about the moon is...” Fucking Christ on a bicycle I’d pay to hear the punchline to that 😂😂💀

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  • I would buy a ticket, or 5. one hundred percent.

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  • Looking trim Tom!

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  • At 1:16 when tom came up in PIP with a dom I realized we’re full Biff future

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  • Tom is Patrick Bateman.

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  • If bert would talk to Billy Burr like this it would end his life

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  • Bert is the equivalent to a downy getting hit by a bus that gets crashed into by a plane that sully didn't land

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  • I know the joke has been made over and over, but Bert honestly is a conversion bully and ruins this podcast. Sucks because I love Tom. Oh well, podcast ruined.

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    • Wrong them two together is gold.

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  • I've known you guys for years, via media, yet never subbed until now just for this series. You guys are amazing together. 🔥

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  • Sorry I know I could Google this but is bert the fat kid from goonies all grown up??

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    • Answering my own question.. nope no it's not.. Jeff Cohen played chunk and he's grown up to look nothing like ud think or bert... I wonder if 12 yo Bert looks like 40 something Jeff Cohen coz Bert reminds me alot of 12yo Jeff.

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  • I knew it was Bobby I remember that episode LMAOOO “of course that mental ward doesn’t have ice”

  • Bert: "Let's get anonymous submissions from super-whore moms." Tom: I Like It.

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  • Cognitive behavioral therapy?

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  • If you become billionaires will you give me one million. I'll do whatever you want

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  • Not any personal opinion about you two, absolutely love you guys. But I think you should call your movie Fat Ass...tronauts, lol

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  • Elon looking for a crew. Winner gets a ticket to ride.

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  • Tom's promo was much better than Bart's pormo

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  • Pretty sure that's Charlie Murphy next to Bert on the mural.

    Joe MamaJoe Mama3 օր առաջ
  • Tom segura and bart crystal make a better duo than batman and robin

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  • Fat-asstronauts i want to see it soo bad! And the cum in the ship is funny, because after a while it'd be like living in a snowglobe

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  • Tom not knowing what CBT is, was the biggest surprise of this episode.

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  • Bert has beautiful breasts

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  • You should see if bob kelly would be in for fat astronauts

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  • The “movie guy” Brent called to ask the most retarded questions on earth responded with the same tone as a CEO that just found out he impregnated his secretary, while driving in the car with his wife.

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    • Lol exactly. Ruined, disgruntled and extremely annoyed; yet obligated to deal with it.

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  • the speed that toms head moved when Bert said "I wouldn't mind getting pegged"

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  • The competitiveness is so fukn passive aggressive. lol. I love it. Because if it werent for the industry this probably wouldnt hurt so much. Yet they push you... Remember you appreciate each others bs so it doesnt matter who wins the 1v1. Still Tennis is kind of.. ya.. play ping pong, faster analysis. faster outcome. All around.

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  • Bert is so stupid

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  • Jordan peele made a movie for under a million dollars js.

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  • Bert: im gonna build a moat around my property, and my neighbors are gonna pay for it!!

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  • Need a picture of Bert with a meth pipe and a bag of meth... "Im BIG into Ice"

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  • More2bears1live

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  • The instant Bert's promo started I knew he was going to lose.

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  • Did you both edit in sounds of people hitting a tennis ball actually hard into your promo videos?

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  • The second he said “and it came with this dumb tag” i knew lol. But honestly those are pretty great stage shoes, very showy and nice yet not too overwhelming. Aka regular looking shoe that tells people ur got money without showing

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  • Dude honestly bert's new show is my favorite netflix original behind bojack horseman.

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  • That mural is a black guy

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  • Lost me at the BurnLootMurder

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  • “Ooh I wouldn’t mind getting pegged”*immediately hears himself and tries to hide like he doesn’t know* “what’s pegging?”

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  • Bert does a killer Chris D'elia impression at 25:11

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  • I had Thursday off, and just forgot about the live show. I’m tik tok’d.

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  • someone poor is enjoying popcorn ice and that makes me sooooo happy

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  • I know I am late for this comment but I FUCKING LOVED BURTS SHOW! IT WAS GOLD!

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  • Burt's hype video has the New Zealand All Blacks performing the Haka. Watch Rugby. Its awesome.

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  • Toms face at 13:09 is like yeah this is a SHIT show!!

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  • Bert’s Alexa voice sounds like Kermit the frog

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  • I don't care what people say about Bert, but he's freaking hilarious and we need more of the 2 bears 1 cave podcasts on lock

    shane wilsonshane wilson4 օր առաջ
  • That was the best thing on Netflix ever

    FreddygotfingeredFreddygotfingered4 օր առաջ
  • bring bobby back.

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  • Give everyone a fitted New Era hat at the door to the Fat-Asstronauts and charge $70.

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  • Trump supporter who loves Bert and ymh. 90% they say is anti left. Dems views from 10 years ago are republicans now.

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  • Holy shit! Toms wearing a Jeremy fish shirt!!!

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  • Why does Alexa sound like Kermit?

    Jon JacquetJon Jacquet4 օր առաջ
  • between 2 bears and legion of skanks, seems to be a lotta dudes tryna get railed "in the name of comedy" 🤦😂

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  • "Fatstronaughts"

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  • the tennis promos are Oscar worthy

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  • LOL @ Josh Potter being the Lines Judge. I needed that

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  • Like all serious killers, Tom can totally disassociate from the few emotions he has and keep a clear head in the midst of conflict. Bert, on the other hand, will absolutely lose his shit after losing one game. $200 on Tommy Buns to win the match. Straight face, stick to fundamentals, and watch Bert fall apart.

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  • Funny watching this after the live show. Bert was like Schaub after Rogan told him to quit fighting. Both of them seemed to realize at the end, "uh oh maybe this was a bad idea...." hahaha Nah it was a great idea! Best shit show ever! Even without the cocaine....who has ever said that before?

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    • @Gundam117 ymh virtual dot com. $11 to watch

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    • Where do you watch it

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  • never thought tom would suck more at math than burt.

    Anthony HimesAnthony Himes4 օր առաջ
  • Anyone know what car Bert bought?

    JoeSkutnikJoeSkutnik4 օր առաջ
  • The only logical name for your space movie is Gastronauts. If you don't name the movie Gastronauts, don't make it.

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  • You should try Ohio university

    Jack MoutouxJack Moutoux5 օր առաջ
  • today, the 2 bears have their most interesting conversation yet, which comedian has the best ice

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  • I hope the holding company doesn't try to hold Bert. That guy's heavy

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  • This episode was easily the funniest episode I have ever observed... so far (I've observed all episodes up to this one)

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  • LMAO Bert is paying people to click "detail expand" on his tweets

    Kel VarnsenKel Varnsen5 օր առաջ
  • Good job on the live show boys. If there is another one, I am DEFINITELY watching it. This was amazing, just wish the coke came thru lmaaao

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  • " at 2 pm trump start making a comeback and kept climbing" Oh you mean at 5 est when people who actually have to work and don't get to spend all day on Twitter actually started to check Twitter...this isn't a perfect indicator but this does make me more confident trump will win..

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  • tom how do you stomach the stench coming from that sloths face 😂

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  • Flood Aniston's Twitter. Get her on board yesterday.

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  • Coming to you in 2021, Fat Astronauts. Starring Kevin James and Fluffy

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  • The cabin is an amazing show

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  • Can’t you guys edit out just sitting there listening to phones ringing?

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  • I gotta be real, my Jeans. Just watched the LIVE, and it only started getting good about 30min before you ended! Was hoping it would somehow START there. Where are our remote-control D-Sleeves, “Coca-Cola”.....etc.?? I’m a paid member & paid another $11 while unemployed for some shenanigans that I was excited to lift me from my Trump-clouded 2020! Can we get a redo? Or “Take-2”......perhaps offered with a discount code for those who’ve spent a lot on the LIVE feeds & are also Jean members? It can’t just be me - but I felt like this left us off on a horrible cliffhanger!!!! 😂✌🏻

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