Ep. 35 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing Wild 'n Out and 85 South, two of Bert's favorite new discoveries. They discuss lame agents, managers, and execs; how Cowhead survived coronavirus; lifestyle comedians; Oklahoma State football coach Mike Gundy; Denzel Washington, Lil Wayne, and Morgan Freeman's comments on racism, and the pronunciation of "nightmare." Spoiler alert: Bert's been saying it wrong. They also talk about some of the top news stories such as the new anti-discrimination law passed by the Supreme Court, Nicki Minaj and Tekashi 6ix9ine's music video, the rising number of coronavirus cases, and Howard Stern's recent backlash. They wrap up this episode by answering Bert's would you rather question: Would you rather dunk, play scratch golf, run an ultra marathon or be able to hit a home run off a major league pitcher?
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  • If it's a religious establishment then they have a right to fire that person or not hire them because of the separation of church and state. Homosexuality is forbidden in almost every religion. That is the issue.

    Colby RobertsColby RobertsՕր առաջ
  • its Berts podcast, Tom is there to ask questions. lol

    Suleyman_SportsSuleyman_SportsՕր առաջ
  • Instead of thinking about how he fucked up or what nadav is trying to say (Hey, I’ll let Tom roast me but not You), bret threatens nadav with “who do you think Tom will choose if one of us has to leave?” First time I’ve seen burnt that egotistical, nadav really brought something out.

    Jake WongJake Wong4 օր առաջ
  • I skipped like most of this, so awkward and unfunny

    CrashCrash5 օր առաջ
  • I got to say man, hearing politics from a “lifestyle” comedian is the last thing I want to hear. However hearing that you don’t want me as a fan if I don’t agree with your politics, it’s been a nice ride and I’ve enjoyed it up to here. Wish you the best guys.

    Kaya HillKaya Hill11 օր առաջ
  • Berts not racist, just the most ignorant person that’s kinda famous. A huuuuuhhhhhndred percent

    Nikolas ColivasNikolas Colivas15 օր առաջ
    • Yet still so progro

      Nikolas ColivasNikolas Colivas15 օր առաջ
  • Why is nadav always apologetic or angry dude chill out and how much extra work for you is it to look up a bleeping song damn quit being stingy nadav

    Andrew PAndrew P16 օր առաջ
  • How does bert know who tekashi is and not travis scott

    connor smithconnor smith20 օր առաջ
  • First of all idk what the fuck these people are focusing on. We’re gonna talk about how it would make no sense that running that long would make you feel good and euphoric bruh. I go on a 10 minute run and I’ve torn an ACL and lost feeling in my back.

    chloe gaillardchloe gaillard21 օր առաջ
  • Hear about politics all day long, loved to have an escape from it all... Bring 2 Bears back to Koolaid and shit talk!

    P AP A22 օր առաջ
  • amworlds.info/town/fWrSco-4tMh-qHw/video.html

    Paddy SplatzPaddy Splatz24 օր առաջ
  • 51:02 Bert couldn’t be more wrong😂 Lil Wayne’s life was saved by a white cop after he was shot when he was 12, he’s very vocal about it and it takes 0 effort to find out that Lil Wayne commonly said he doesn’t believe in racism

    Jay BlackburnJay Blackburn25 օր առաջ
  • Jesus Christ Bert is the most irrational person in the world! 😂 what a dummy 😂😂 love you bert!!!!

    WhoDatBoy95WhoDatBoy9526 օր առաջ
  • Oh god, I forgot this is the ice cream episode. Breuer, you fucking maniac.

    Mordecai9052Mordecai905226 օր առաջ
  • Let’s make the song i have a studio to use

    Nico CatalanoNico Catalano27 օր առաջ
  • Sorry bert 6 9 is garbage 🗑️

    jonny hrdwoodjonny hrdwood28 օր առաջ
  • Maybe tom seguras further than bert career wise cuz segura doesn't go on the air n call his celebrity friends to ask random questions for views lol. And I'm tired of bert asking things intellectual questions jus to cut the person off n give HIS opinion or experience ...

    Ian RogelIan Rogel28 օր առաջ
  • cant wait to get to the podcast in time where ppl die in chaz and see how cool bert thinks it is then

    topher cabbatopher cabba29 օր առաջ
  • "I'm not saying that Jill and bill are those sides" 52:20

    mookmook29 օր առաջ
  • Durr you cant trust facts because of the source, durr

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  • I swear Bert kills me sometimes. The icecream thing... seriously? Mr krispy kreme party guy talking about people out of control? Mr 5 beers is a night of "not drinking". Btw dunking is fucking amazing especially on someone. Hitting a HR is great but a hard dunk in the middle of a game is definitely soo satisfying. If your super tall n dunk like its nothing im sure its a lil boring but a good athletic dunk is where its at.

    BiggRigg6BiggRigg6Ամիս առաջ
  • "A good beat" has nothing to do with the rapper

    BiggRigg6BiggRigg6Ամիս առաջ
  • “You’re going in the right direction; you got bars. Rap about it.” -Bird Crimestat

    David McManusDavid McManusԱմիս առաջ
  • “I don’t like pizza” “How’d you get that body?” Snaaaaaap.

    ZiggyZiggyԱմիս առաջ
  • I can't tell if Bert is serious about being mad about the ginger

    some beachsome beachԱմիս առաջ
  • Heard a lady say "nightmere" during the republican national convention....couldn't take anything serious after she said it...thanks Bert

    Theodore DusenburyTheodore DusenburyԱմիս առաջ
  • Since when did we want to hear Berts uneducated commentary on politics 🤣

    Jason LeFevreJason LeFevreԱմիս առաջ
  • Aye I love you guys

    Ben HarwellBen HarwellԱմիս առաջ
  • the intricate rituals of bert's masculinity are endlessly fascinating

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  • Bert fat

    David ThilenDavid ThilenԱմիս առաջ
  • That bleep was Dave Rubin surely

    Holly QHolly QԱմիս առաջ
  • Bern chrusyhcker is Steve-O's long lost half mickey mantle brother

    K GK GԱմիս առաջ
  • Just thought I'd watch an old episode....Bert, what a sad, irresponsible and annoying man. Joking about self harm? Arrogance when his intellectual capacity is limited at best. Why Tom is friends with him is a weird one, maybe it's just curiosity and settlement at this idiots stream of consciousness.

    Cee BeeCee BeeԱմիս առաջ
  • Gotta listen to Wayne Brady’s 5 fingers of death freestyle on sway in the morning

    cncdan 13cncdan 132 ամիս առաջ
  • Bert can't spell shit

    pcolmegnapcolmegna2 ամիս առաջ
  • Yeah but like when it comes to comedians or actors and stuff like that I don’t really care about their stances on political stuff. At the same time that’s not going to really stop me from enjoying someone’s content if I enjoy it in general.

    Damian MarshallDamian Marshall2 ամիս առաջ
  • So wait Burnt didn't know who Drake was but he knows who 69 is? 🤦🏻‍♂️

    Travis BirdsongTravis Birdsong2 ամիս առաջ
  • Nadav is definitely NOT Jamie😓

    Planet Jigobot TVPlanet Jigobot TV2 ամիս առաջ
  • How the actual fuck does Brent know sixnine and not Travis Scott and Drake

    Jaden NguyenJaden Nguyen2 ամիս առաջ
  • I'm a rapper and I find Bert's freestyle offensive lmao It was sooooo bad it hurts

    TranzlucentTranzlucent2 ամիս առաջ
  • I’ve been watching all the two bears one cave in order and Bert has mentioned eating ice-cream at least two other times. I may or may not have done it specifically to prove this and forgot halfway through, but I’m fucking certain he has spoken about eating ice-cream

    Frank TavárezFrank Tavárez2 ամիս առաջ
  • Nadav is sooo israeli. "ur making extra work for me" takes me back to the motherland hahaha.

    Dylan WorsoffDylan Worsoff2 ամիս առաջ
  • Bert “69 is a rapper for racist white kids” Also Bert “he has banger hits”

    Michael ButcherMichael Butcher2 ամիս առաջ
  • I'm 22, 6'3" and 160, all I eat is Pizza and Lucky Charms Ice Cream.

    Ty PollardTy Pollard2 ամիս առաջ
  • Tom is definitely helping bert ruin his career😂😂😂 he sets him up to trash someone and he falls for it everytime then tom just looks into the camera like "Got Em" 😂😂😂

    Aaron AlexanderAaron Alexander2 ամիս առաջ
    • office vibes

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  • I started watching this podcast and first episodes I liked cause I liked berts previous comedy but man the more I watch him on here the more I see the self center asshole he is! I honestly beleave hed sell his own kid for clout SMH

    Aaron AlexanderAaron Alexander2 ամիս առաջ
  • Brett has diarrhea of the mouth and brain, while Nadav has hand constipation

    MANimalMANimal2 ամիս առաջ
  • man bert and tom politics are retarded

    Arnold's secret love childArnold's secret love child2 ամիս առաջ
  • I wonder how many times it took Bert to read that whole advertisement in the beginning? Good job buddy 🧑‍🤝‍🧑

    goon snukegoon snuke2 ամիս առաջ
  • Very disheartening to hear Bert and Tom's opinions on media coverage. Everyery story that is put out now is for views, money, and paints whatever group opposite to them as an evil enemy, with no regard to the truth. I agree that it is exhausting and has lead me to stop trying to be politically up to date pretty much completely. As a random 20yr old p.o.s I never expected that these 40 some yr old bastards are having the same experience.

    Accaillia CarterAccaillia Carter2 ամիս առաջ
  • 10:25

    Nave BushesNave Bushes2 ամիս առաջ
  • It's FUNNY that Nadav snapped at Bert. But he needs to get back in his fucking box and show respect to the talent.

    Tom BaileyTom Bailey2 ամիս առաջ
    • He respects Tom plenty.

      Danny Boy JangoDanny Boy Jango2 ամիս առաջ
  • I love this podcast!!!!!!

    Jess CherninJess Chernin2 ամիս առաջ
  • guys wtf. politics? no one gives a shit. be funny, you're good at that.

    Taylor BartayTaylor Bartay2 ամիս առաջ
  • Tekashi 69 is the f---ing worst if you actually listen to hip hop. Bert's trippin!

    elkriceelkrice2 ամիս առաջ
  • Btw the j in javelina is pronounced as an “h”

    Jack MoutouxJack Moutoux2 ամիս առաջ
  • 4 donuts back to back to back to back to back is 20 donuts

    Dim TarseyDim Tarsey2 ամիս առաջ
  • Is it just me or is Tom slowly becoming Bert's new dad?

    Chris PenningtonChris Pennington2 ամիս առաջ
  • Please, hire me to do your searches. I can't handle the fact he doesn't realize in the URL it still says "Nightmare".......It pains me to watch him search for things.

    Josh HopkinsJosh Hopkins2 ամիս առաջ
  • Your theme music sounds very similar to the "Real time with Bill Maher" theme.

    Ray KynionRay Kynion3 ամիս առաջ
  • "Nightmeer" -- Give Bert some props, son. The fact he vaguely knows the word makes him a leading, genius-level Florida Man.

    Tracy CarverTracy Carver3 ամիս առաջ
  • I used to think that Bert was just playing the fool for the sake of comedy. Now.....

    Paul KolbPaul Kolb3 ամիս առաջ
  • I cant tell if bert is being serious or not about the state dictating what you can and cant wear? like seriously? god bless the 2nd amendment. Tyranny at its finest.

    Ronaldo LelisRonaldo Lelis3 ամիս առաջ
  • The producers laughing in the back is great lol

    Edison MedicineEdison Medicine3 ամիս առաջ
  • I have zero respect for Bert as a man

    Roland BishopRoland Bishop3 ամիս առաջ
  • Bert is so god damn stupid, he’s insufferable

    Roland BishopRoland Bishop3 ամիս առաջ
  • night mere? wtf Bert!?

    PP Glider Brigmatius MostCold 9 Iron Abdon'tPP Glider Brigmatius MostCold 9 Iron Abdon't3 ամիս առաջ
  • Any 5th grader could do a better job than Nadav

    Leigh RamsayLeigh Ramsay3 ամիս առաջ
  • Bert is tik-tokked

    Brock WattersonBrock Watterson3 ամիս առաջ
    • Why be friends with him if you can't use him - Unironic Bert Takes

      Brock WattersonBrock Watterson3 ամիս առաջ
  • are you wearing a shirt you dont know the reasoning behind? no. there's no real problem here for people that aren't fuckheads.

    Josh AbelsJosh Abels3 ամիս առաջ
  • I feel like this is definitely a bit that Tom and Native are in on. Seems like maybe Tom might have been messaging Nadav right before it went down? I could be wrong. But IF it is a bit, Bert definitely isn't in on it. And tbh since the show has started, I have grown to like Bert less and less. He just seems so insecure that he has to make himself look and feel bigger than everyone else. Even Tom, sometimes. And you can tell Tom really gets a kick out of it.

    Kiana WilliamsKiana Williams3 ամիս առաջ
  • Kurt Daimler seems like a lot of fun to be around. Just gotta have enough kool-aid and snacks to keep him satisfied.

    Tyler SmithTyler Smith3 ամիս առաջ
  • okay but at the same time I actually feel so bad he’s like genuinely so uneducated

    Caleb CooperCaleb Cooper3 ամիս առաջ
  • Lmao "Your friend."

    Rex BannerRex Banner3 ամիս առաջ
  • An alcoholic says that men who have ice cream are not in control of their life. Really proud of Nadav for sticking up for himself!!!!

    Teclo25Teclo253 ամիս առաջ
  • And this is why these people are comedians and not politicians lmao

    Cyrus ColestockCyrus Colestock3 ամիս առաջ
  • bart should never talk rap again

    Connor aka MugConnor aka Mug3 ամիս առաջ
  • When Bert twiddled his fingers at 17:34 it made me realize he's the real life version of Homer Simpson LMAO

    I'm boofing itI'm boofing it3 ամիս առաջ
  • bert encouraging tom to cut himself is hilarious

    Jacob CorleyJacob Corley3 ամիս առաջ
  • burt sux

    JamsterJamster3 ամիս առաջ
  • 55:00 :o lmao

    Oli DouzeOli Douze3 ամիս առաջ
  • Does everyone hate Bert or does everyone hate Bert?

    Paul Salibe Jr.Paul Salibe Jr.3 ամիս առաջ
  • Who's here because of Hot Ones?

    Jacob LaneJacob Lane3 ամիս առաջ
  • I dont know if im a minor part of the audience, but I wish they left politics out of the podcast. We hear it all enough and for me I just want a laugh and a break.

    Hunter JacksonHunter Jackson3 ամիս առաջ
  • Wasn't Ron the og lifestyle comedian?

    Hunter JacksonHunter Jackson3 ամիս առաջ
  • Bert hasn’t gotten punched in the face by another man in awhile and it’s starting to show.

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  • 1:00:30 hang in there Nadav 😂

    Eric BaccellieriEric Baccellieri3 ամիս առաջ
  • Wildin out! Lmao 😂

    _Obscure_ One__Obscure_ One_3 ամիս առաջ
  • Man I didn't want to think it was true but Bert does seem to have bit the 'Nightmere' thing from William. Even worse is I know he knows who William is. And he keeps trying to bring up this freestyle at the end like they do on Williams podcast. If it wasn't for the video Bert has uploaded called My dads VR nightmare (spelled correctly) I wouldn't have thought much but him saying he spells it nightmere in this vid and seeing a vid from a year ago where he spells it right has me questioning.

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  • Bert is ripping off William. also the machine story is a lie.

    weezhumweezhum3 ամիս առաջ
  • I understand now why everyone hates on bert.

    Matthew RichardsMatthew Richards3 ամիս առաջ
  • CHRISTIANIA KØBENHAVN!!!!

    wheelieganwheeliegan3 ամիս առաջ
  • I hate Bert more and more as these go on. Wtf is wrong with him?

    Ryan DealRyan Deal3 ամիս առաջ
  • Tammy Segura!

    BirdOfHermes83 D.BirdOfHermes83 D.3 ամիս առաջ
  • For someone with a heavily moderate drinking problem, Bert like to judge others on their diet.

    Dumpster DaveDumpster Dave3 ամիս առաջ
  • Bert is ridiculously annoying in this episode! WTF happened?!

    Austin RodriguezAustin Rodriguez3 ամիս առաջ
  • Nightmeer hahahahahaah

    Alexander KarpenkoAlexander Karpenko3 ամիս առաջ
  • Creative product placement Kool-Aid aid Krispy Kreme, hope they’re paying you both well to make the show an infomercial.

    David BellemareDavid Bellemare3 ամիս առաջ
  • Always thought Bert was annoying and not funny. This is where I officially can't listen to or watch anything he's in anymore. Good job, Nadav.

    David HimlieDavid Himlie3 ամիս առաջ
  • This podcast is like 75% Bert talking about random bullshit and 25% Tom going "what is happening right now" lol.

    BrokenGod Ent.BrokenGod Ent.3 ամիս առաջ
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