Ep. 28 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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On this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss Bert's sobriety, the period of time in which people became attractive, and what the two of them are going to do after the quarantine is over. The two of them talk to Ryan Sickler, Dr. Drew Pinsky, and Joey Diaz on the phone. Tom also shares Norman Summerton's poutine video with Bert. What do YOU like on YOUR poutine? Let us know in the comment section below!
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  • Bert legit has a problem. Like seriously

    Nick ValdezNick ValdezՕր առաջ
  • It’s fine t be sober, but it’s also fine to not be sober. Obviously if substances destroy your life you have an issue, but not everyone has substance issues.

    Kody FerronKody FerronՕր առաջ
  • Bert: I’m very healthy Also Bert 8:27

    Disoriented & Tired Ex MachinaDisoriented & Tired Ex Machina7 օր առաջ
  • I don’t necessarily disagree with Bert about the on/off drinking, but I’m 24 and only drink on weekends.

    Johnathan CarterJohnathan Carter16 օր առաջ
  • the fact that i live in the same city as norm kinda scares me.

    deavon dungeondeavon dungeon16 օր առաջ
  • Dear god I got a Smoothie King ad in the middle of the Norm poutine part.

    Deni PallasDeni Pallas18 օր առաջ
  • I’m rewatching this podcast, Bert is such a sad person like he does great and all but man, I’ve never seen so much denial about an addiction

    VariousValueVariousValue20 օր առաջ
  • The mental gymnastics that Bert goes through to back up his sober theories is baffling. He literally gets dumber every podcast.

    zacharydonnachie1zacharydonnachie128 օր առաջ
  • All I can say to the person that posted " your body is used to alchohol, give it more alchohol! " on Brent's Twitter is nice! That made me fall off the couch!

    BirdOfHermes83 D.BirdOfHermes83 D.28 օր առաջ
  • Of course sober people got upset! THEY'RE SOBER!!!!

    BirdOfHermes83 D.BirdOfHermes83 D.28 օր առաջ
  • I cant drink nyquil or zzzquil because I get restless arms where they just shake uncontrollably.

    Max VotoMax Voto29 օր առաջ
  • 29:20 Bert wiping his mouth with his catch rag....

    conor obrienconor obrienԱմիս առաջ
  • was really hoping uncle joe would link them some coke

    Jarrah DahlenburgJarrah DahlenburgԱմիս առաջ
  • Bert is definitely the dude that would have a stolen valor or impersonating a law enforcement officer charge if he never met Leanne or became famous

    Ryan23251Ryan23251Ամիս առաջ
  • Funny enough Marylin Monroe was my distant cousin

    tylertjdtylertjdԱմիս առաջ
  • Joey Diaz isn't the opposite of Dr Drew, he's a doctah too.

    Mr. CadillacMr. CadillacԱմիս առաջ
  • Why the fuck did I go find that video

    ShaneTweezyShaneTweezyԱմիս առաջ
  • Bert fat

    David ThilenDavid ThilenԱմիս առաջ
  • Cocaine, try it out lol

    Matt LombardiMatt LombardiԱմիս առաջ
  • I can't tell you how badly I want to know what questionable impression Berndt did of a black person, at the 36:17 cut.

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  • I can't believe anyone follows Bert. Dude is completely unaware of almost all things at all times it seems. He's not funny solo either. His idiocy needs to be called out for it to be funny.

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  • It's funny to see Bert shit on people with supposed low IQs but he's autistic

    goon snukegoon snukeԱմիս առաջ
  • Lmfao, you can tell Bart didn't grow up around black people. "You code talk, you can't help it." 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I've never code talked in my life. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  • i love when they call Dr. Drew. he’s the beat.

    maryjane umaryjane u2 ամիս առաջ
  • I love how Nadav googling things wrong is becoming a thing. It just fits the show so well.

    Juan TravoltaJuan Travolta2 ամիս առաջ
  • I just watched norm make it and...….. I almost yakkkeedd

    Jonathan VJonathan V2 ամիս առաջ
  • I loved Burt in the Goonies. I hope he does the truffle shuffle.

    JT DavisJT Davis2 ամիս առաջ
  • Bert is the entire reason why Nadav's Google searches suck

    David LeeDavid Lee2 ամիս առաջ
  • oh man lol the way tom enjoys watching people suffering while watching fucked up porn is just out of this world hilarious

    Dunn TwayDunn Tway2 ամիս առաջ
  • Everything was the male standard that women had to live up to. In the past it’s been so that they could find a good husband that could take care of them because they couldn’t get a job of their own. It’s why the statement, “Beauty is power.” Became so popular.

    meburpzillameburpzilla2 ամիս առաջ
  • Bert looks like a fat Magnum P.I.😂

    SlokickSlokick2 ամիս առաջ
  • This is your national anthem you don’t want to hear it, i fucking died 🤣🤣🤣

    connor payneconnor payne2 ամիս առաջ
  • Tom is only friends with burnt Chrysler because he makes Tom seem like a genius

    goon snukegoon snuke2 ամիս առաջ
  • Bert lying to yourself about drinking and not counting it is funny but seriously rethink that part on how you feel about bro. Fact is fact it doesn't change. You put alcohol in your system and you feel fine doesn't mean you are sober 😂 when you acknowledge this you will be funnier in my opinion 👍

    DelagatorDelagator2 ամիս առաջ
  • I LOVE this pod cast but there is one consistent problem with it...... The sound of one of them snorting back the snot in there nose from time to time... I think it’s Tom but not 100% sure. Other than that this is my favourite pod cast for sure.

    Mr SpackoMr Spacko2 ամիս առաջ
  • Berts a shitty person always talking down to nadav now I’m happy he was slipped ecstasy 😂

    miguel garciamiguel garcia2 ամիս առաջ
  • hhhhmmm, it really sounds like someone is trying really hard to justify his severe alchoholism problem

    Jared UrbainJared Urbain2 ամիս առաջ
  • Joey Diaz with the amazing 2 minute phone call man .. i cried

    Dream Team Junk RemovalDream Team Junk Removal2 ամիս առաջ
  • What Bert keept calling "The male standard" was set by fashion mags ran by women and gay men.

    Chris WaltersChris Walters2 ամիս առաջ
  • I'm curious....does Bert realize that his kids one day gonna watch these shows? -Have you tried cocaine.??? Its aweeeesome Can we do some on the show?

    Alexander KarpenkoAlexander Karpenko3 ամիս առաջ
  • Berts AA for people who dont want to be sober but still say they are

    Ronaldo LelisRonaldo Lelis3 ամիս առաջ
  • Bert: Give me 1900's Man Me: Ooh yay, my favorite superhero!

    Christian ChavezChristian Chavez3 ամիս առաջ
  • Watching this on July 21, their Corona talk is really cute. (And I am well aware that when someone reads this comment in 6 months, it will be cute in the same way)

    Bjørn SjøgrenBjørn Sjøgren3 ամիս առաջ
  • This was the funniest episode I have seen thus far....I have been binge watching this podcast for a week and can’t stop watching. But when Tom showed Bert the video of “Norm” making the Poutine fries....I had to pause to catch my breath and stop my sides from hurting!!!! I love you guys keep doing more of this!!! BTW quarantine suck balls!!

    Timothy OsborneTimothy Osborne3 ամիս առաջ
  • @codpast got to be proud of Bert!

    Almir MenkovicAlmir Menkovic3 ամիս առաջ
  • sickler sounds like kevin smith

    neilcmlneilcml3 ամիս առաջ
  • Why is Berts side boob so racist?

    Who YouWho You3 ամիս առաջ
  • 27:03

    Louis MendezLouis Mendez3 ամիս առաջ
  • "you know what's the opposite of drew?... Joey Diaz." that call had me in hysterics.

    Hunter BadyHunter Bady3 ամիս առաջ
  • You need a better search guy. Someone who is listening and staying ahead of you asking for a search. Bert says how long does booze stay in your system. Before he even had to ask for the search he should be already on Google typing away.

    DimeDime3 ամիս առաջ
  • Tom: You know who the opposite of Dr Drew is? Everyone: Joey Diaz

    Joe FarrenJoe Farren3 ամիս առաջ
  • I pretty much quit drinking regularly at 21. Wasnt fun anymore after it was legal

    Kristie CKristie C4 ամիս առաջ
  • Tom showing bert terrible shit and laughing the whole time is the best haha

    Kenneth RiddellKenneth Riddell4 ամիս առաջ
  • Bert clearly does not know what Sober/Sobriety means. He is spitting in the face of people who are actually serious about being sober. He probably views being drunk as having a drink, hes so clouded by his idiocricy

    Jason ShowalterJason Showalter4 ամիս առաջ
  • Been a month and doesn't really matter but, 11:27 the male standard of beauty effecting women during the 50's. It was all about the cookie cutter life. Problem is they are looking at these women with 2020 standard of beauty. I wonder what they would have thought about women in the 20's.

    becca23 wallbecca23 wall4 ամիս առաջ
  • As somebody who went through AA and all of that I love when Bert talks about his sobriety, that shit cracks me the fuck up

    Brian NelsonBrian Nelson4 ամիս առաջ
  • Bert, your description of sobriety comes with a disclaimer against the use of heavy machinery.

    t_st_s4 ամիս առաջ
  • Who did Tom try to say was attractive? Couldn’t hear over Bert twice.

    Derek WalkerDerek Walker4 ամիս առաջ
  • This podcast gives me so much joy. These fuckbags have such a way of making me smile. Tom just staring at camera while Bert publicly shames himself is so fucking funny. God I love this shit.

    MacisshweetMacisshweet4 ամիս առաջ
  • BEEN HAVING PANIC ATTACKS ALL DAY , took a couple temazipam and a joint and this is the best thing since "The Dude"

    Gert The RudeGert The Rude4 ամիս առաջ
  • SKIP ADS - 1:34

    Steve RegishSteve Regish4 ամիս առաջ
  • That hard cut @36:18 about it LOL

    MehMeh4 ամիս առաջ
  • Anybody remember the “things will get better”movement in 2011?

    Cameron BrianCameron Brian4 ամիս առաջ
  • That Buffalo Trace though....

    SefMfMcWeavisSefMfMcWeavis4 ամիս առաջ
  • 7:30 look at these dogs hahahha

    Chad Bro ChillChad Bro Chill4 ամիս առաջ
  • 23:17 I've never seen someone so surprised about something they said literally half a second ago

    BenBen4 ամիս առաջ
  • 1 hour for ever 1 alcoholic drink, except American beer cause the percentage is lower but 1 hour would be the standard this is also going off of average body weight which you aren't, I am also no skinny mini at 200lbs so nbd, so with you it would stay in your system longer however take more to effect you mentally. You're not an alcoholic, alcoholics cannot control their drinking even one day, but most of all alcohol on a regular basis negatively effects their lives. Then you get to dependent where you have physical withdrawals from it. The average adult does not hit REM during sleep. And though you could mature youve definitely not got a problem. But if you did that you'd also be out of a job soo... priorities right? Oh and yall popped my podcase cherry. Literally have not been able to finish any except this one. Actually this is the second episode I've watched!

    Karissa LaneKarissa Lane4 ամիս առաջ
  • Okay.. Amy Schumer is hotter than the models in the 50s.... let's not get crazy lol

    S ArmstrongS Armstrong4 ամիս առաջ
  • “I THINK he’d like to see a little data on that 😉”

    Laura ELaura E4 ամիս առաջ
  • Only 9 minutes in and it’s already the most misogynist podcast I’ve ever heard. I love these guys.

    kaos dayskaos days4 ամիս առաջ
  • Is noone going to mention Tom's immediate anti mask reaction? Wtf was that?

    GolddnnGolddnn4 ամիս առաջ
  • Dont let the comments bother you we love you guys, I would love to be at your personal AA meeting 😂😂

    Christian FernandezChristian Fernandez4 ամիս առաջ
  • Bert calm down have a drink

    Juwan LyonsJuwan Lyons4 ամիս առաջ
  • I love this podcast. But a little too judgmental. Ease up guys lol many woman have body issues because of this kind of stuff.

    Wes KnoxWes Knox4 ամիս առաջ
  • Some of the things that makes Tom laugh are legit unsettling.

    Stephen JenkinsStephen Jenkins4 ամիս առաջ
  • I love Joey Diaz 😂😂😂

    Genie GGenie G5 ամիս առաջ
  • Burnt looks like Chunk where's the truffle shuffle

    B CB C5 ամիս առաջ
  • Lmao some of these comments are hilarious. Like, you guys are helping him by commenting. 1: you watched the video. 2: you commented which puts it higher on suggestions list and more people will see the video, which means that he gets more money from the video. 3: misspelling his name isn't clever 😒

    Ricechrispy0527Ricechrispy05275 ամիս առաջ
  • this brent guy sucks, he never shuts up

    braden4presidentbraden4president5 ամիս առաջ
  • The poutine guy is the real life mr slave from South Park

    nick picconenick piccone5 ամիս առաջ
  • i thought you don't wear nike no more

    Luke CelonaLuke Celona5 ամիս առաջ
  • Bro that laughter at 38:15 😂😂😂

    George CharleboisGeorge Charlebois5 ամիս առաջ
  • Bert’s AA program should be discounted to all FSU alum

    meagan mmeagan m5 ամիս առաջ
  • LOL their standards of beauty are a bit too high for those old timey photos. 🤣

    Tomdawg89Tomdawg895 ամիս առաջ
  • Roughly 103:30 "He went to therapy, his wife got upset...Joe Rogan had to hug him..." 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    snickle1980snickle19805 ամիս առաջ
  • I...Do that with everyone. Even asians...It's not intentional. 😑

    snickle1980snickle19805 ամիս առաջ
  • "He didn't even wipe" 🤣🤣🤣

    vicmor899vicmor8995 ամիս առաջ
  • Ihe defends himself just like an alcoholic would

    Giovani GonzalezGiovani Gonzalez5 ամիս առաջ
  • Why didn't people shave their pubes until like 100 years ago?

    Tyler ConleyTyler Conley5 ամիս առաջ
  • The laughing in the background totally makes this podcast. Whenever Bert says something, all I hear is someone smacking their knees laughing

    Dunder Mifflin Paper LLCDunder Mifflin Paper LLC5 ամիս առաջ
  • I feel like you guys are constantly trying to set up Dr. Drew....I love it. 🥰

    David MDavid M5 ամիս առաջ
  • Bert is a drunk identifying as sober

    It's SickIt's Sick5 ամիս առաջ
  • Berts brain is full tiktokd

    Nanner SliceNanner Slice5 ամիս առաջ
  • Sucks that I literally can not enjoy the show because of how fucking ridiculously annoying he makes his laugh.

    Ryan MurphyRyan Murphy5 ամիս առաջ
  • I just started listening to your podcasts, you guys kill me, with out you two electrical work would be shitty, thank you guys!!!

    Alexis MendezAlexis Mendez5 ամիս առաջ
  • Segura is a sociopath.

    J SmithJ Smith5 ամիս առաջ
  • Bert's high-pitch wheeze of a laugh makes my skin crawl

    Billy JackBilly Jack5 ամիս առաջ
  • Why do they do the ‘Bert old party guy’ bit for so long? It’s not too interesting. We all know a bunch of people who drink too much, many of us don’t want to be reminded of that aspect of humanity. Just talk about other shit. If you’re gonna get sober, get sober, if not STOP making it a bit.

    Brian BoyleBrian Boyle5 ամիս առաջ
  • Buffalo trace is solid.

    seansean5 ամիս առաջ
  • Those ppl in rehab for opiates should get on and off days too

    feelredfeelred5 ամիս առաջ
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