Ep. 32 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

1 Հնս % Yթ.-ին
704 385 Դիտումներ

On this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss the viral "Karen in Central Park" video, Jimmy Fallon's blackface controversy, the best Superbowl teams, and if they would take on Jason Bateman as a lover. The bears also take calls from Ari Shaffir and Whitney Cummings to have them weigh in on these topics.

  • Legion of Boom

    Nick the SK8ERNick the SK8ER15 օր առաջ
  • battle of the little bighorn is montana burt. 100 miles from my house.

    Calvin DiretteCalvin Dirette15 օր առաջ
  • Tom tries to make Bert gay. 40:24

    SellsSells27 օր առաջ
  • The stabbin cabin comic that bought the house for the girl he doesn't wanna live with has got to be Russell Peters 😆

    JCWJCW29 օր առաջ
  • LOL 😆 hearing potter in the background laughing is the shit...lol

    Franklin EnnoFranklin EnnoԱմիս առաջ
  • 1:06:15

    toxictoxicԱմիս առաջ
  • 50:05 "You're totally setting me up for a raping". Lmao.

    kawaiiafangirlkawaiiafangirlԱմիս առաջ
  • Wow youtube subtitles are racist at 40:02 it just dropped the n word when they said nothing that sounded like it.

    Ridgley SkidmoreRidgley SkidmoreԱմիս առաջ
  • Tom is trying to Green Eggs & Ham Bert into admitting he might be a little gay.

    Ty PTy PԱմիս առաջ
  • Bert fat

    David ThilenDavid ThilenԱմիս առաջ
  • Cherokee Indians as well. That's real. It's called being "on the roll" where I'm from. In Cherokee NC as long as you live on "the res" every Cherokee Indian gets a big sum of money every year. Its both Good, and bad due to drug addiction and the poor economy except for the casinos. Not much else there. That Ray Lewis defense was amazing, but me and some of my family have met Warrick Dunn at training camp in flowery branch Ga and he's a super humble guy, and of course he's one hell of a RB. I live in North Georgia and will Always be a Falcons fan 😊. It was awesome to see #28 randomly come up haha.

    TonkaTruckk636TonkaTruckk636Ամիս առաջ
  • Tom is low key bi

    Hope ValdezHope ValdezԱմիս առաջ
  • 2020 haha

  • 33:18 Bert "Just think of all the Netflix you could watches."

    Chris LeBelMusicChris LeBelMusicԱմիս առաջ
  • Uh 100%

    Galloway8652Galloway86522 ամիս առաջ
  • I think that Rez land mostly has their own police. I'm going off of my experience in ND. Only the FBI can come in for like murders and big stuff. If you're white and you fuck up they typically just let you go because they don't want to wait the 2-3 hours for the Sheriff.

    Moon 8RagerMoon 8Rager2 ամիս առաջ
  • Overall the Steelers have had the greatest defenses of all time. Without a doubt. Other teams may have had one season better but constantly the Steelers have the best

    cncdan 13cncdan 132 ամիս առաջ
  • 85 Bears btw

    Tony GTony G2 ամիս առաջ
  • Does Bert know what an incel is?

    Daniel KintighDaniel Kintigh2 ամիս առաջ
  • Oh and Give Honey ALL ur browser data and history LMFAO yeah right. So sick of seeing these shitty scams dressed up by dumb ass comics

    Jace ChrismanJace Chrisman2 ամիս առաջ
  • Tom- "cause you'll start taking the story in your own direction?" 10:07 I laughed so hard and Bert didn't even notice

    SushiCatSushiCat2 ամիս առաջ
  • Anybody else wish Whitney would’ve just answered the question instead of assuming they meant themselves and NEVER letting it go?

    EJ CommonsEJ Commons2 ամիս առաջ
  • Bert you're fine. You're not attracted to dudes, that's fine. I'm gay, I don't want to hook up with a woman. Bert don't over think it

    zergintrestzergintrest2 ամիս առաջ
  • I laugh at hearing the guy laughing in the background as much as you guys. 😂😂 🇨🇦🤗

    Angela SamellsAngela Samells2 ամիս առաջ
  • Is anyone going to further address Bert essentially came out as Bi during this podcast?

    Colin HughesColin Hughes2 ամիս առաջ
  • Nadav is like an average ball player compared to Young Jamie's Michael Jordan level search skills

    Guitar JamGuitar Jam2 ամիս առաջ
  • 12:54

    Nave BushesNave Bushes2 ամիս առաջ
  • I definitely think that Bert needs to quit lying to himself

    jay C_wayjay C_way2 ամիս առաջ
  • can you add a 360 cam so we can sit with you.

  • If a person is not in studio, they aren't worth talking to. Holding a phone up to a microphone sounds shit! Like taking through a closed window...

    SXULDV8SXULDV82 ամիս առաջ
  • Just get Whitney on as a guest already!

    Mitch SwartoutMitch Swartout2 ամիս առաջ
  • I love Bert.. Like i love this man.. I love Tom, too. But I also hate Bert and I dont hate Tom... Its weird.

    Wretched SlippageWretched Slippage3 ամիս առաջ
  • at that time they talked about nick cannon calling out racism... turns out nick cannon was just satisfying his own racist cravings haha

    Robin LundqvistRobin Lundqvist3 ամիս առաջ
  • OMG i have the same problem with reading as bert!! Am i gonna be okay??

    Veronica InglebyVeronica Ingleby3 ամիս առաջ
  • I love Bert to death, but is it just me or does Bert look like a fat Paul Rudd.

    Recethebrave117Recethebrave1173 ամիս առաջ
  • Bert "Casinos are a good trade- off for genocide" Kreischer

    kyle mkyle m3 ամիս առաջ
  • berts crush on whitney makes me uncomfortable

    Danielle MoynihanDanielle Moynihan3 ամիս առաջ
  • TOM JACKS BERT OFF!! for charity or something

    Who YouWho You3 ամիս առաջ
  • Tom - you realize Bert looks more trimmed than you? Bert isn’t the fat guy anymore .... 👀

    Morten BergMorten Berg3 ամիս առաջ
  • I love how Bert thinks he was the number one party animal in the nation when in reality some “journalist” was supposed to write an article about something at florida state, somehow met Bert’s dumbass and thought “i could write an article about what a drunk this guy is and say he’s the biggest party animal”. For some reason there was nothing going on, and they needed to fill some space, and it somehow got printed. He acts like there was some type of american idol like competition that he won as the biggest party animal. He ran into someone who wrote articles and they wrote one about him because he is ridiculous.

    malkinmalonemalkinmalone3 ամիս առաջ
  • I know they have to read ad copy to pay for the show which is featherin’. Their ad gets interrupted by a AMworlds ad. I was watching an ad inside of an ad. Just thought it was a pretty meta

    jeremy blattjeremy blatt3 ամիս առաջ
  • 6 pm right after dinner! Have fun Bert! No Kool-aid in prison!

    BirdOfHermes83 D.BirdOfHermes83 D.3 ամիս առաջ
  • 1:11:30 Russel Peters is my guess lol

    JCWJCW3 ամիս առաջ
  • hold on what?

    Jake.Jake.3 ամիս առաջ
  • I love how so many people are quick to call Bert racist. I don’t really see it that way though. My fiancée is the same way as bert. I will literally be wearing khakis and a button down shirt getting ready to go out with her and she says, “don’t black people normally wear hoodies when trying to be comfortable?”. I laughed so hard because much of my family does do that but I’ve always felt more comfortable when I’m dressed a little bit more than casual. I understood what she was asking from her experience with my family but it just did not come out right. Bert is the exact same way. It’s this kind of confused puppy dog thing where he is curious or trying to explain but the words just won’t come right so he has to go for it and hopefully get it right.

    Fata consiliumFata consilium3 ամիս առաջ
  • 20:41 the face you make when someone is lying straight to your face

    odu2014odu20143 ամիս առաջ
  • So strange that Tom is actually the gross one in the fucking Bert is the try to keep cone cleaner because he takes pool showers but you know like shit grosses him out first

    Dillon MannDillon Mann3 ամիս առաջ
  • What would be the drinking game involved around the Nadav's shity internet searches

    Dillon MannDillon Mann3 ամիս առաջ
  • Hey could you have your audio guy Roloff below a hundred hurts cuz you can hear every time you guys touch the table or in the microphone it's pretty annoying love you guys keep doing it woohoo Burt go time can't wait to have you guys back at center stage in Atlanta this is killing me to not doing sound sucks well just not working sucks

    Dillon MannDillon Mann3 ամիս առաջ
  • Wtf is Bert talking about "get some incel to find it for us" You can even tell Tom looked confused when Bert said that. First of all, if anyone is an incel, it's Bert, he only had intercourse with only a couple of women in his life and the guy is almost 60. Bert's bitterness comes out in these podcasts, knowing he is an incel himself who had only been with a handful of girls at best and all of which were average looking at best as well. Bert is the incel. Yeah, get the ugly looking people to do your bidding for you. No wonder one of those interns in the back hates this insecure tool

    Rick Sanchez Jr.Rick Sanchez Jr.3 ամիս առաջ
  • Tom trolling the shit out of Bert 😂😂😂 “even if he was crazy tall??”

    TT3 ամիս առաջ
  • It would be the best job to work for these two. I'd be cracking up the whole time but at least I'd love my job.

    DimeDime3 ամիս առաջ
  • Bert simping over whitney haaaaard

    HolySawyerHolySawyer3 ամիս առաջ
  • Custers last stand and the battle of little big horn are in MONTANA buddy boy

    Grewe BearGrewe Bear3 ամիս առաջ
  • Did Tom ever elbow that guy in his face?

    Patrick Eric Lee PimentalPatrick Eric Lee Pimental3 ամիս առաջ
  • Bert should totally star in the Homer Simpsons Biopic....cant picture a better actor.

    Davíð SigurðssonDavíð Sigurðsson4 ամիս առաջ
  • 31:20 you guys should be loosing weight to sell this fitness tracker lol sales would go crazyy

    Carter GlassCarter Glass4 ամիս առաջ
  • Nadav’s laugh makes it all just right

    luis russoluis russo4 ամիս առաջ
  • Let’s do a 2 Bears Red Cave 1 Man 1 Cave...HOLD ON @ 54:00

    Ian Ryan TrivoliIan Ryan Trivoli4 ամիս առաջ
  • Twitter people are all karens

    Nightflight to erotic cityNightflight to erotic city4 ամիս առաջ
  • Anyone seen the movie White Chicks ??????????

    mrcyrilfiggismrcyrilfiggis4 ամիս առաջ
  • Empire of the sun . Great movie . Christian Bale as a kid I think . You should watch that Burt ,fuck reading lol

    mrcyrilfiggismrcyrilfiggis4 ամիս առաջ
  • Tom gay bating Burt it the pinnacle of human achievement

    Nate BurnsNate Burns4 ամիս առաջ
  • Im sure some guy in college tricked bert into sex...

    Jay ThompsonJay Thompson4 ամիս առաջ
  • 24:00 I totally agree with Bert here. People on Instagram and Twitter won't shut the fuck up about this Black Lives Matter shit. Like they post it all over their social media, without actually going and doing the work. I'm thinking "Do you actually wanna make a change, or do you want attention? Like 'Oh I'm a good person, look at me!'" It's fucking stupid. Of course, I care about racism and think it's a bad thing and want it to be stopped, but I'm not going on my social media and shoving it down people's throats 24/7. It's like shut up and actually do the work, and vote. it's why I don't repost about it like these celebrities are cause they really just want recognition. (this is my second time putting my thoughts together about what Bert said here. lol For some reason when I was editing and clicked saved, it deleted it.)

    TheRealJacob98TheRealJacob984 ամիս առաջ
  • tom and bert around whitney is like when your friend all the sudden funny around your crush and the friend is tom

    VeteranGalaxy9VeteranGalaxy94 ամիս առաջ
    • if imma be honest i was so high while writing this and i know im high because it was hard to figure out if i should use high or stoned and now im all existential about everything even about this what im writing i just read this like 3 times to see if it made sense and now i have to do it again god dammit

      VeteranGalaxy9VeteranGalaxy94 ամիս առաջ
  • also i just wanna bitch abt sum else, do they gotta throw ads in the middle of the podcast like youtube doesn’t do it already. you think they’re ad is like it has to b in the middle and u can’t just compile it into one segment for optimum youtube podcast viewer experience. like we watch the ads y’all fr pick semi good products we will listen to them u don’t gotta makes us skip every 20 min cmon. u think we listen to every expressvpn ad, we like the ones u make funny w new products. i feel like y’all can do it better y’all jus copying what y’all saw on someone else. y’all smart be diff

    Valentin MartinezValentin Martinez4 ամիս առաջ
    • all this is cuz i care i wanna see y’all flourish but still stay underground

      Valentin MartinezValentin Martinez4 ամիս առաջ
  • bert’s insecurities and his tru ways rlly showed in this. i respect his authenticity tho it’s very bold. plz keep it real even if u “smell like dog shit” ;)

    Valentin MartinezValentin Martinez4 ամիս առաջ
    • he’s a weirdo but u got to love him he’s predictable in a good way, tom gets it.

      Valentin MartinezValentin Martinez4 ամիս առաջ
  • Thank you for not murdering Bert. The looks 😂

    Sarah WeissSarah Weiss4 ամիս առաջ
  • 2 bears Redman 1 cave

    NosferdankuNosferdanku4 ամիս առաջ
  • Tom: Does nothing Bert: No! Stop! Hold on one Second! Stop! Wait! Hold on!

    David SandoDavid Sando4 ամիս առաջ
  • Bert - "I could never imagine myself doing anything gay!" 5 min later - "I like to fantasize about gay stuff like making out with famous dudes!" 5 min later - "Oh, I could never imagine myself doing anything gay!" Bert, seriously, when Joe talks about his married closeted friend, you know he's talking about you right? 100%!

    SlainHopeSlainHope4 ամիս առաջ
    • V vvibb

      Trey LarsonTrey Larson4 ամիս առաջ
    • Did V birthday I i hv v gf v Huff by vh hv HughJV hv

      Trey LarsonTrey Larson4 ամիս առաջ
  • The word cocktail is eech... and the fact that bert is all about bougie wine.. is EECH.

    DANNYRDANNYR4 ամիս առաջ
  • Check out the Tom green podcast

    Happy FamilyHappy Family4 ամիս առաջ
  • The phone call with Whitney was hilarious!! Please do that more often.

    Rob HoltzRob Holtz4 ամիս առաջ
  • oh my god i am getting so drunk from bert touching his nose and im only at 25:19 in LOL ... much love from hamilton ontario canada

    michael edwardmichael edward4 ամիս առաջ
  • I feel like im watching Wanyes World on these podcasts, its nothing but Ads

    Taco TacotingtonTaco Tacotington4 ամիս առաջ
  • tomss jason bateman is insane

    Billys ChannelBillys Channel4 ամիս առաջ
  • Tommy is a god damn savage baiter this ep

    The Love From Up AboveThe Love From Up Above4 ամիս առաջ
  • People have been blaming coyotes forever for dragging dogs away at night. Knowing now how fond bart is of dogs, I’m seriously considering there may be no coyotes at all in California.

    Bridger ArnoldBridger Arnold4 ամիս առաջ
  • Bring lube his my friend

    Enrique GarciaEnrique Garcia4 ամիս առաջ
  • Bert thinking that people go to prison for DUI is perfect

    Paden BangPaden Bang4 ամիս առաջ
  • Yes Bert, because you think selfishly, everyone else's actions always reflect the same motive. Lol

    MegadethTillDethMegadethTillDeth4 ամիս առաջ
  • Did someone warn Tom the outsider sucks after ep2-3? Tell him to watch "Dark" on netflix

    Dekker SladeDekker Slade4 ամիս առաջ
  • SKIP ADS - 2:54

    Steve RegishSteve Regish4 ամիս առաջ
  • You know the worlds really fucked when someone says they feel bad not being able to see themselves as bisexual like wtf is wrong with people

    kamdaddypurpkamdaddypurp4 ամիս առաջ
  • Hearing Bert call himself Albert broke my brain.

    Katianna RoseKatianna Rose4 ամիս առաջ
  • Can you guys just rename the podcast "I won't say his name, but....."

    M JM J4 ամիս առաջ
  • When an ad read gets interupted by a AMworlds ad, which you skip just to resume the ad read.

    MarlowWhereMarlowWhere4 ամիս առաջ
  • Custards last stand...

    MarlowWhereMarlowWhere4 ամիս առաջ
  • "Woop is the best fitness tracker I've used" Fitbit: *Exists*

    EirikEirik4 ամիս առաջ
  • 1:03:36 is definitely what the third Bert hashtag was

    Kyle McCollumKyle McCollum4 ամիս առաջ
  • Whitney is the best! Her burns on Burnt was the best!!!

    Matt PMatt P4 ամիս առաջ
  • How do you say so many wrong things about John Lynch in like 20 seconds lol. Wrong teams, wrong jobs, multiple times, just fucking zero accurate statements on the man lol

    Dustin LesterDustin Lester4 ամիս առաջ
  • Burt has become so woke its disgusting. He literally cant say he will not let a dude blow him, because he doesn't want to sound insensitive...on burtcast a few weeks ago he said.."I understand I'm the problem, I'm an affluent white" .. what a fuck tard. I spent 12 years in the Army as a Scout, fought a War, now I drive a truck 60-70 a week. To hear a guy that cleans himself in the pool rather than take a shower apologize for being white is disgusting. I want my white privilege check.

    Flatbed2timesFlatbed2times4 ամիս առաջ
  • so this is the episode where the name "2 bears" takes on new meaning

    Ruby RainbowRuby Rainbow4 ամիս առաջ

    BigWaveBigWave4 ամիս առաջ
  • Bart Kashmir is extra thicc and racist in this one

    Evan IbersonEvan Iberson4 ամիս առաջ
  • Bert sounds like he's not counting this day on his sobriety calendar

    BigWaveBigWave4 ամիս առաջ
  • oh that happened to me but way way way more better, guys guys listen. To. This, okay, so... blah blah blah and then snorts nose like a teen girl thinking about a hunk idol, Who would say this. a. Joe, b Tom. C.bill, d. Bert.

    SeaPotatoSeaPotato4 ամիս առաջ