Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 562

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It's just Jean and Jean for this episode of YMH. Tom Segura and Christina P kick this episode off by watching a clip of some road rage in Australia. They switch gears to talk about their recent experience signing up for tennis lessons, which leads to Christina reminiscing about watching her dad play tennis. They also discuss their new favorite reality show on Netflix, "Indian Matchmaking," being prejudice toward certain dog breeds, and why BBC flagged our last episode. They call YMH All-Star Norm Summerton's tattoo artist, Derrick, for an update on Norm. They also call Top Dog to ask him some pressing questions. The Main Mommies then watch a new video from the Mousepad Cool Guy, an interesting take on dating, a guy walking a doll, a bear on a video chat, and a video of Fedsmoker's nemesis confronting Conald. They wrap up by watching a batch of Christina's TikTok curations.

  • 38:20 Me and my girlfriend can't find an apartment or a place to rent at all anywhere because we have a pitbull, and she's very sweet, never bitten anyone and absolutely loves people, but we're not going to get rid of a family member of ours just so we can find a place to live. Its bullshit

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  • 1:13:48

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    • 30:10

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  • 1:13:40 Ed Asner Genesis 👍

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  • Is toms dad a power-top dog?

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  • Nadav's Google searches literally RUINS the podcast, how he still has a job here must be through sheer sympathy.

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  • I don't know what genitals I even want anymore.

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  • 1:09:33 this has gotta be some kinda horrific trolling, right?

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  • Hey kudos to Christina for those perfectly rolled R's on minute 36:47 She really nailed it! 🔥

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  • this is the best ep of ymh I’ve beeeeeen cryin

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  • I had to go back and watch this to get that Ed Asmer dose.

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  • aquarium anaconda happymusic

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  • What if on a date a woman is a hermephrodite?

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  • 5:40 good save tom

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  • They do not understand how the Indian caste system operates. It is a way in which certain members of Indian society are subjugated according to patriarchal lineage. People cannot get jobs, live in certain areas, enter governmental offices, or worship at certain temples based on their ancestry. To speak of this as merely "cultural" is similar to telling a slave that their choice is cultural. Also, arranged marriages aren't some quirky dating service type arrangement. They are determined by parents at birth and disobeying them often risks ostracism.

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  • i dislike preachy people

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  • 🎵Santa Clause is cumming to town 🎶 lol

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  • Scooter dude is totally dead, didn't yall hear the vertabre snap and see that huge arterial blood spray? Plus like Christina said any hospital outside the US is basically just a glorified morgue.

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  • I feel like Tom is trying to create a whole new generation of incels with his terrible dating/relationship advice.

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  • Being named Mark and listening to this podcast is..... Very troubling....

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  • Most of the people on this show should have been in the front lines of the delayed WW3.

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    • Why?

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  • getting the Picard would be a funny punishment

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  • No matter if it’s with headphones or just through the phone speaker it’s like he’s speaking right into my ear over the shoulder it’s awful I hate it

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  • Omg my dad and his buddies would do this with volleyball 🏐 they'd get drunk and for hours also play...eventually my little sis and I brought toys to pass the time

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  • Hey all! I made a remix for Ed Asner with an accompanying video: @

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  • Man this is my second episode of this podcast and Tom and his dad's dynamic and back and forth has me in tears rn

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  • I can't believe they pulled up a clip from the Nintendo shitcube guy

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  • 6:00 A solid minute of Christina P being cute.

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  • Great episode! Laughed a lot. Had to cover my screen at work when old man jerkoff video came on lol!

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  • 🦝🚨

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  • Yeah the flask is definitely old school and discreet

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  • Being in the medical field; I don’t think he would die.

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  • 2:04:00 i'm so sick of these type of people lol

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  • You guys are gonna have to start live streaming on p hub lmao 😂

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  • What does the trans woman sound like John Mulaney?

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  • “Far From The Norm”

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  • I’ve always pictured Top Dog in mind looking like Treat Williams.

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  • Thanks to Joe Rogan, I found yourself & Christina, Bill Burr, Anthony Jeselnik, and of course Joey “D. on 8-12-20 there is a story about “PAC-Man” and a Pittsburg Jersey. Thanks for the all the humor, wish Christina had more specials.

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  • Cant believe theres no ads on this video Low and loose, AMworlds. Low and loose

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  • I bought tickets to the live show but I can't figure out how to access the show. Where is the access code?

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  • You can tell Enny is getting infected by the YMH. Any sane human says "dump out the rest of that bleach mixture."

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  • Did this podcast get taken off spotify?

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  • They have to watch 12 Corazones , best mexican matchmaking show.

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  • Top Dawgs love for asians gets me everytime

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  • 1:49:11 What is up with FedSmoker's elbow? Did the government install bionic arms?

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  • Yeah, get the possible suspect in connold's murder on the phone.

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  • Norm needs to name his book "Pig Tales"

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  • So nobody's gunna say how photoshopped tina is on that on location live podcast poster?

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  • I’m in my truck listing to the podcast tryna catch up n in all honestly that “Google song” is dope

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  • Lmao squirrel guy looks like Bob hope

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  • "You better believe I'm coming up in may"

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  • Who knew Oscar Kokoshka was so into mouse pads

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  • Norm's book should be called "PIG TALES"

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  • Ed Asner bit is the funniest vid I’ve seen in a long time. 🤣😂

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  • All I know is that there better be a “come on, Mark don’t be stingy!” Shirt

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  • The trans zim zer made me have an existential crisis

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  • How do i find the doll walker? Must find haha

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  • I need a link to the trans persons video

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  • Lbgtqiabcdef claim to be soooooo open minded but are quick to demonize anyone being 100 percent honest about what they're not attracted to.

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  • Riley Dennis was a meme on youtube a few years ago, before it became forbidden to troll transfolks. It's nice to see Tom and Christina have discovered her.

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  • Ten Milligram Tom is way worser than Flask Tim

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  • Close your eyes. That is John Mulaney talking about dating trans people

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  • Can we watch the Live Show after Aug 14 at a discount?

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  • I’ve been here since stinky refrigerator farts and lets get social.... nadav is an angel. Fight me.

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  • Anyone have a timestamp on Nadav is Gambling?

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  • The Nadav Googling song should be played at least once per episode. It’s so good and catchy!

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  • My father was a violent drunk crazy cop....Top Dog is the dad to have

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  • Where is YMH on Spotify?

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    • Agreed I cant find it anywhere

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  • WHEn did Nadawhve get back

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  • I've started watching some year ago and I enjoy it. The outrageous people and actions they show are quite therapeutic to me in some way. Great job Tom and Christina!

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  • Tom's dad is awesome. Hey buddy. Such a sweet man. I'm getting emotional. Lol

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  • 😂😂😂 GS YourMom'sHousePodcast

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  • where can i find the tiktok of the guy speaking korean to his dad? that's hillarious

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  • One of the best ending songs

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  • Why arent yall and dr. Drew AD on spotify anymore

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    • They tryna get a contract.

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  • I’d go for a doll walk with Ted Cruz.

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  • This episode Ed Asner litterally ruined my breakfast.

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  • Top dog 2020

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  • Goddamn it....wasn't looking at the screen, have earbuds in........peed my pants at 26:14!

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  • if you can't watch the "live show" live, but still buy a ticket, can you watch the show later?

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  • On some real shit, you guys should consider uploading your podcasts to Pornhub. I don’t know if that’s allowed or possible but it would allow you to play the clips you want to do that fans could see it!

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  • Is it just me or does that non binary trans lesbian homosexual look and sound like john Mulany doing a character??

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    • Dead on.

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  • “...he’s not *just* British” 😅

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  • Your guys conversation about dating a trans person is literally the plot of It's Always Sunny season 1.

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  • You guys should put links to the clips in the description

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  • Looks like the collapse of civilization is doing wonders for YMH! Hell yeah.

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  • You couldn't write a character better than Top Dog

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  • Please get All Gas No Brakes on the show!

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  • Tom ( to the camera guy) " click on that left picture,....... no... your other left." Chillingly without anger 🤣🤣🤣 - I will not type the above mentioned jew name

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  • Can anybody guide me on this one? If I purchase a pass to the live show do I just watch it on AMworlds or what? Do I watch it on their website? How do I stream it. Thank you to whoever helps out this R word.

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  • Don't be stingy mark

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  • How is Nedav so bad at the internet?! lol

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  • You guys should stop being assholes and post these more often

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  • Christina needs to give those glasses back to that 1970's Mafia accountant

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  • ‘I don’t like it!’ 😂😂😂 If you pull up the top 10 Most Wanted on the FBI list, you’d find 8 of them here before they committed any crimes.

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  • Bruh cut the soundtrack transitions shorter I can’t take it anymorw

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  • The old lady didn t bust your balls fo your mask because you happened to be the guy that would let her skip the line!

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  • OMG I think I like this podcast

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  • this is 2020, yep

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  • Yo Tom’s Dads story couldn’t have been staged better that was hilarious 😂😂😂

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  • Where can I find this song?

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