Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 572 w/ Chris Distefano

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DON'T BE STINGY! Tom Segura and Christina P start off this episode of YMH by discussing their recent trip to Austin, Texas, before watching their opening clip of a cool guy's big booty breakdown. They then review a cool guy application submitted by a mommy lawyer, as well as other listener emails. We find out the mommy army has gotten to the Conspiracy Cool Guy and got him to read some YMH references. Also, Jean and Jean learn they've played his videos before, and revisit a classic song of his. They also watch new Fedsmoker, Dan Pena, and Horrible or Hilarious videos.!
Chris Distefano is a stand-up comedian and host of the History Hyenas podcast. He joins the main mommies to share stories about his father, discuss getting over his hypersexuality, and give himself many nicknames. He watches the Conspiracy Cool Guy's Donald Trump Song, some of Dan Pena's classics, and of course Christina's TikTok curations.

  • I like listening to podcast but for whatever reason I can not get into this one :/ I feel like there’s a lot awkward silence and not enough intriguing conversations , the guest is super funny anywhere so obviously it gets better when he comes in but when i watched the last podcast with another comedian you could tell he was bored , and just letting them have their weak conversation

    Yung XasanovaInTheCutYung XasanovaInTheCut3 ժամ առաջ
  • Getting harder to watch every time

    Margo SkinnerMargo Skinner5 ժամ առաջ
  • That application form is fucking incredible

    JambaxJambax6 ժամ առաջ
  • Chrissy baby killing it

    Laine DaunceyLaine Dauncey8 ժամ առաջ
  • This dude is brilliant.

    Bee CeeBee Cee14 ժամ առաջ
  • A hammer?

    Eduardo CaballeroEduardo Caballero14 ժամ առաջ
  • If there were more woman like Christina in the world there would be a lot more happily married men

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  • The "big ass" guy at the start kinda looks like bert...

    Mr.NastyTimeMr.NastyTime21 ժամ առաջ
  • Chrissy pillow jizz

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  • I want to meet Chris's father and it's not even pride month

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  • i like these people

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  • Tom's eyes when Chrissy is talking about Ted Bundy. Crazy eyes..

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  • I am so glad i clicked this, Chris is hilarious

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  • First Attila the Hun and now Christina “Some Hungo” Pazsitzky.

    Lachlan BruceLachlan Bruce2 օր առաջ
  • Can someone please check out my new track and let me know what they think, need some feedback lol

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  • 50:00

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  • I'm glad people don't come to rich out of touch comedians for politics. No one cares what you think 😂😂😂

    Aiden ArkhamAiden Arkham2 օր առաջ
  • I'm a guy in Miami who does import and export o.o, not a hitman tho I actually do import and export lol

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  • I feel like the ladder vid is from the states just based on the date format.

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  • Trump 2020

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  • They've never mowed a lawn before.... It's too hot and too heavy to push so everyone in L.A pays people to do it for them. I'm from Australia where 80 year old ladies mow they're lawns.

    Kreed SutherlandKreed Sutherland2 օր առաջ
  • That guy talks a lot about ass. He shouldn't make videos while so high on Perks.

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  • " Make no Mistake " - Chrissy Sandra D is Funny as Fuck - 😂 " it just is what it is Cuz "

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  • This whole thing reminds me of a better podcaster and his wife ,although it sucks

    Matthias YagminasMatthias Yagminas3 օր առաջ
    • So this guy Chris deferred is definitely gay

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  • I'll buy a quip when it syncs with my wear in bluetooth vibrating buttplug. Reward me properly

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  • Chris is fascinating...Vagina thumbs

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  • Tom with the "...long time coming..." No fucking WAY he didn't think that one through

    Leonardo LemosLeonardo Lemos3 օր առաջ
  • That song at the end is Fuego 😂

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  • ‪‬ Ep 1 Big week for Greggy as he has a bunch of hooker sex, smokes weed for the first time in a while, wins at the casino, eats a bunch of Chinese food and steak, and tries swearing off booze

    Greggy ButtcheeksGreggy Buttcheeks3 օր առաջ
  • How come nobody has commented on "profuciously"?

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  • Whats the link to the cool guy trump song?

    Thirty40RTYThirty40RTY4 օր առաջ
  • At 16:23 that dude didn't shit anything. It is his left fist, he punches his pants to make it look like a dump

    Drew PrinceDrew Prince4 օր առաջ
  • Story at the end was a crazy story and the best I've heard in a long time

    TortillaBillTortillaBill4 օր առաջ
  • I'm actually from the black country, an area in England North west of Birmingham, and I've had a beer with people who actually talk like that. 😂🤣

    Thomas AstonThomas Aston4 օր առաջ
  • San Francisco Sixty Niners actually has a nice ring to it

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  • Chris telling the story about his dad yelling “show ya bush!” was the funniest thing I’ve heard this year.

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  • That Ted Bundy story gave me the chills

    Hamed AlharbiHamed Alharbi4 օր առաջ
  • Tim and Chrystan are moving to TX what?!?

    Hannah KingHannah King5 օր առաջ
  • you guys crack me the f... up! 🤣❤️

    Tommi KobayashiTommi Kobayashi5 օր առաջ
  • I have a lazy right eye and many other requirements for the test, but I ain't racist because my first cousin is black. It couldve been so much worse guys

    Brandon NogaBrandon Noga5 օր առաջ
  • Pause at 1:52:53 and see how absolutely fucking r worded nadav is at googling

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  • Dudes saying give me a pretzel

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  • I know he’s been thinking about it but if Tom gets a sports podcast going I think it would be a massive success. Jus look whats happened for McAfee.

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  • Bro why does he come in 1 hour in ? Like wtf

    Shonny BoyyShonny Boyy5 օր առաջ
  • mommy and jeans you should put your sponners links in the bio thing for the vid ^_- just would get more people there and easier for the fans

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  • Muslim shaman lmfaooool

    Mr. Hotdog Shirt GuyMr. Hotdog Shirt Guy5 օր առաջ

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  • this dude at 11:00 has no cheekbones. I am throwing up!

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  • I love Chrissy, but we need to count every time he says “like” in this episode.

    William AbateWilliam Abate5 օր առաջ
    • It's a lot, but there's much worse episodes. Neither of them used to say it at all, it's gradually got like more and more like to the like point it's unlistenable. They both seem oblivious to it , which is funny as it's a podcast often mocking the ridiculous ways people speak.

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  • I fucking love Chris. First found/saw him when i was working for CBS and we were testing new tv shows and his pilot was one of the ones we tested. I loved it, but it didn’t get on the air cus cbs and their audience are trash. Later, i saw him at the cellar and he was wickedly funny. love the podcast

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  • Somebody fix Chrissys mic

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  • Ladder Vid: I'm gonna day OoooooOoooo Italy

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  • Unbelievable pod. Full speed straight out of the gate and stays there

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  • Chrissy chaos!

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  • He’s officially the funniest dude on the planet

    Pound 4 PoundPound 4 Pound6 օր առաջ
  • @1:03 is. I am an asshole on a bicycle. If you SPEED up to get to your granny turn, takes me a bit of space to stop. I watch for turn signals, because I really don't want to inconvenience the driver, I'll go around if I see it before you're 3 feet i. Front of me and slam the breaks. You may want to hit me, but I don't want to die/go to the hospital. Please help us out and hang back for 3 seconds or rush up, signal flashing to let us know.

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  • 900,000 views??? Holy shit. I think the only guest who could possibly surpass it would be Timmy Dillon.

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  • So Im wondering if anyone has made a playlist of all the fan songs. Cause I love them and I’m trying to the “our pussies stank” song and I can’t remember the episode.

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  • I’m guessing Ontario, Oregon. The most perfect setting for a two and a half hour drill sesh from Fed Smoker.

    Brendan MurphyBrendan Murphy6 օր առաջ
  • What if you like to have a pool of blood below you when you trim your balls?! 🤨🤨🤨🤨

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  • I love how cool guys state their opinions so matter of factly as if that's what we're all thinking. Its golden

    Dyron BeanDyron Bean6 օր առաջ
  • He looks like the eagle from the muppets, or an eastern island statue

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  • 1:00:45

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  • Versache Kolache absolutely killed it !

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  • only Eastcoasters get or hardcore NYC tourists get "to many black and white cookies" or Seinfeld fans

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  • Shes looking more and more like Roseanne

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  • Pass

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  • 2:27:25 Black Country is west of Birmingham in the uk. It was coal mining hot spot back in the day and has specific accent.

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  • This guy talks too much

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  • 1:11:50 Y’ welc

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  • Bert is the worst person to listen to he drives me nuts by how stupid he it

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  • 7:40 looks like bald skinny Bert

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  • Distefano is gonna be Joey Diaz's Successor when he's 60. Remember this comment. I promise.

    Pablo HoneyPablo Honey7 օր առաջ
  • Am I the only one who noticed the balls on Tammy??

    JD DominguezJD Dominguez7 օր առաջ
  • You guys are really trashing a guy for making fun of a girls ass? You guys literally make fun of handicapped people who are " just living their life. "

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  • Joey's sister ????????

    Miky ॐMiky ॐ7 օր առաջ
  • "It must be cultural where people mow their own lawn".... actually you just grew up rich with cheap immigrant labor everywhere. In the Midwest the money isn't flowing, and most of the immigrants get paid a decent wage.

    Highball SatanHighball Satan7 օր առաջ
  • Texas is like Florida. Move to New Orleans!

    Gunnar PoeGunnar Poe7 օր առաջ
  • bighit

    Dennis MooreDennis Moore7 օր առաջ
  • Bro I been watching black biggot since his popeyes chicken sandwich vid years ago

    DeAndre ChiolaDeAndre Chiola7 օր առաջ
  • paradise

    Stephany PorrasStephany Porras7 օր առաջ
  • If you think Chrissy is gonna stay on the trail you "got another thing coming"!!!!

    Gilbert JohnsonGilbert Johnson7 օր առաջ
  • That song at the end is FIRE though! 🔥🔥🔥🔥

    Moxy CrazeMoxy Craze7 օր առաջ
  • Bro... I’m a meth head and I promise that is not correct. #iloveyoulongtimebutnotsuperwell

    Nunya BizNunya Biz7 օր առաջ
  • Beyerdynamics are the best headphones ever for music production

    ROY BATTY 1312ROY BATTY 13127 օր առաջ
  • Hey native where we at

    JD Snickers BarJD Snickers Bar7 օր առաջ
  • Love him saw him on the the crab feast and honeydew

    mary dancymary dancy7 օր առաջ
  • tom and Christine please please just listen to this . We want to come on your show we are your biggest fans!

    William J LewisWilliam J Lewis7 օր առաջ
  • Tequila and “ esquirt “ is a really ass thing. Don’t play with that.

    Spencer HarrisonSpencer Harrison7 օր առաջ
  • You just know funny when you hear it. This dude’s funny as fuck.

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  • Tammy seguras balls are hanging pretty low and in the back

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  • Holy shit I think I have the same sexuality as Chris

    Garrett LackoGarrett Lacko7 օր առաջ
  • Christina looks like she is 65

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  • One Chris leaves, another one joins!

  • 2:23:40 Yo, This dude is not 15. This guy is definitively 20+

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  • Am I the only one who noticed Toms balls

    Evan MullinEvan Mullin8 օր առաջ
  • Lanky arm TikTok dude looks and sounds like a modern day Buffalo Bill.

    Jeremy RingJeremy Ring8 օր առաջ
  • HR lady walked in my office so I paused the pod... Looked down and it was paused on a giant retro tampon box. HAHA

    Robert LankfordRobert Lankford8 օր առաջ
  • When he’s talking about the date with Ted Bundy. So my father was a psychopath and I’ve met a few of them, but see, that feeling of being afraid of that person turns me on. And there’s a lot of shit I had to work through in therapy in regards to that. But that feeling of terror and like that person is looking through you; my brain goes, that’s sexy.

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    • Well then..

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