Ep. 42 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing Bert's want for a British hype man. Tom then plays a clip of LeeAnn finding out about Bert's barehanded wiping for him, before discussing that their friends, including Joe Rogan and Joey Diaz, are moving. The bears brainstorm where they would like to move. Bert also talks about his best parlor tricks and gambling with Daniel Tosh. They then look at an article on the best rappers over 40 which leads them into discussing the Cam'Ron and Faizon Love beef. They wrap the show up with a three-way call between the bears, Russell Peters, and Faizon Love to discuss the beef.

  • Bert speaks like he has just done his first big line of great coke

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  • 01:28:00 Anyone gonna acknowledge the mugshot in the background from when Fazon straight BODIED a little valet airport dude? LOL

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  • Title of Bert's next special, "Wiping your ass bare handed"

    dallas beckerdallas becker16 օր առաջ
  • Holy shit Bert is insane. He's spent some time thinking about the Key West scenario.

    CarlCarl18 օր առաջ
  • Does anyone else think joe Rogans stand up isn’t that good?

    Funny StuffFunny Stuff27 օր առաջ
  • i like how he say millions but its just 817,000 people

    sebastian segurasebastian segura29 օր առաջ
  • Brent’s British accent makes me want to gag

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  • in-n-out burger n a cocktail

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  • God Bert is the smartest dumb dude I know. Fucking love the bears

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  • Paused at 53:20 on accident.

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  • Bert’s British accent is absolutely amazing

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  • I bursted out laughing hearing Bert's producer laugh at Bert bringing up the story. Lmao

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  • I don't know Lyle or how he sounds, but that British accent was Bert's best impression yet.

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  • My balls are soooooo stuffed right now

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  • Burnt answering a call from Cam'ron was the most embarrassed I've ever been for somebody. Like a star-struck 12 year old girl. Who gives a f&ck about Cam'ron???

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  • Anyone ever said bro get woke to me that would have been the end of his life

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  • I wonder how many people actually pick up on Segura's subliminal messages and meanings behind some of the looks he gives and shit he says. Whether it's here, YMH, guest on other podcasts, etc. Hes always low-key taking digs at ppl. Soooooo hilarious if u truly get his character.

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  • This podcast has the potential for greatness but its squandered on a raving egomaniac spewing his absurd rants and his insufferable high pitched cackling...to be brief

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  • G'day everyone,Mommy has a psotive love message for the community, and she wants you all to share it.Forget where the bodies are buried, let's protect the next victim!!I love you all,Piss next to me, hug me, learn to love one another 💓 Try it out, guysStay coolTomTina Segura Sun 13/09/2020 11:28 PM Thanks for this, Michael. It’s brilliant and sadly true!!! Best, Christina P. Sent from Your Mom's House drive.google.com/file/d/11yEdLQ4nbnxy9bRZMKJ6Hf5GUINInZvi/view?usp=sharing

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  • Berts British hype man is just a British Donald Trump 😂

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  • I had to do 100 push-ups when I tested for my black belt in Taekwondo. It’s not easy but it’s very possible

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  • Tom is so clearly the cool one.

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  • You guys pronounce vulnerable and privacy incorrectly. Just Google pronunciation plus those words. You're overthinking it, had me second guess tho lol.

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  • Bert "ah-hundred percent" Kreischer

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  • Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaank

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  • Who was laughing in the background

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  • Tell Burnt to get that Hops hat off his head, and keep our town out his mouth

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  • They need to do a challenge were they survive on an island for a week. Or try real hard drugs, just to see what happens.

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  • I get these two guys mixed up so this video is very confusing for me

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  • 1:17:29 😁😄😅😂🤣

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  • fuck... I really wanted to hear toms thoughts on MFDOOOOOOOOM!

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  • bert is a proper legend, he's as thick as two short planks but he is funny as fcuk

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  • I love that Bert basically says to Tom where you lead I will follow.

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  • Bert fat

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  • 5:16 He wouldnt be Lyle Chipperson would he???

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  • I took a big sip of coffee as Bert said "I'll be hammering perimenopausel bitches on the reg"... need a new computer now. Thanks Bert I have officially learned my lesson to drink nothing while listening to this podcast hahaha

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  • "Im done with health" Wait-

    Autumn GrableAutumn GrableԱմիս առաջ
  • Lol MAN burnt is a POS anytime Lee Ann is brought up

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  • When Bert laughs it makes my day. Seeing a grown man who sounds like a little girl Laughing is pure comedy.

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  • I really like this Lyle character

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  • I'll be your British sidekick Bert..

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  • This is my official new favorite podcast. These guys together are golden.

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  • These 2 just scrolled passed MF DOOM that's an L

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  • Speed is the first thing you lose. Power stays around longer though lol

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  • Bert is literally my favorite person to listen to, he makes me feel like I’m not a POS

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  • Every time Burt says “this is the thing”, he’s about to rationalize his shitty habits

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  • I would love to see Tosh on YMH. To bad he doesn't do any sort of show...

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  • Donut Boy thinks he's eloquent.

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  • I feel like Bert may be entering early onset dementia.

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  • I love how they think Joe Rogan is the first comic to move out of LA when dan Cummins moved to Idaho a decade ago for the very same reasons.

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  • I can’t wait to listen to “two coyotes one desert” with a nice smelling skinny host that definitely doesn’t fuck dogs

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  • I used to love watching Bert struggle through conversations. But then my wife pointed out to me that it's probably something called wet brain. it's an alcoholic thing that happens after years of ethanol abuse. And now I just kind of feel sorry for him. I mean it's still funny, but now I feel bad about thinking that it's funny.

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  • I love LeeAnn. Keep Studio Jeans in Los Angeles!

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  • Bert is a huge dummy

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  • That whole living in Aspen situation was mind boggling. He didn't stop to breath for at leave five minutes. He just spoke. Like a guy that's done a shit load of coke.

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  • I'll be your british hype man but I'm from yorkshire and dont sound nothing like how you think british folk sound.

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  • Lmfao, you guys are great.

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  • "Crescending by age" lmao burt needs to stop acting like he knows words

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  • 55:38

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  • bertcast podcast numbers evapoating big time!! barely breaking 10k. only when he pairs w/ tom segura and bill burr do the numbers show up psssst they r not there for bert !!!

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  • How does Brett not realise that as soon as he says he has someone's phone number, Tim will peer preasure him to ring it?

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  • what kind of animal doesnt take a single sip of that iced coffee

    Brandon KahillBrandon Kahill2 ամիս առաջ
  • I'm Portland... but I own a % of a thriving Biz in Key west....Soon bitches, soon!

    Mine AllmineMine Allmine2 ամիս առաջ
  • I give it less than 5 years till the BOYS leave LA also... as they should! LA is now dead... the only life left are vampires

    Mine AllmineMine Allmine2 ամիս առաջ
  • Proving that the mainstream media will NEVER let real people on their shows... And why I will never watch that garbage

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  • That Cam’ron bit 🤣🤣 We’re all a bit of Bert

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  • Never go to Portland, it's hell on earth.

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  • Black Accents 😂😂😂

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  • The boys practicing the phone call beforehand made me all giggly like a little school girl. I feel like I’m in middle school again LOL

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  • Bert is really great at marketing himself and his personality but as a comedian he is rather meh

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  • bert is so fat in this dude lose some weight fr

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  • jomboymedia

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  • I can’t listen anymore unless Lyle is there to defend Bert

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  • New Video Series: Send Bert to London to talk to people in his "English" accent and see how long it takes him to get beaten up.

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  • Brents impression of a British accent should be classed as a hate crime.

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  • you know and peas haha

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  • When celebrities are out of work going on 6 months, they start looking at states with lower taxes. CA taxes are ludicrous. I sure wouldn't live there, and I work from home, I can live anywhere.

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  • Bert keep doing the Lyle accent, its gold!

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  • Bert I didn't know you had replaced Ron with Tom as your bus driver thrown you under a few on this episode hahahaha (I also laugh at my own jokes)

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  • .....Just a thought: Burt is Tom's Karl Pilkington , with Tom being the Ricky Gervais.....

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  • lol SO FAKE!! but is it funny, charming fake? or is it funny and excusable because they are great comedians and comedic writers? and they are putting on a show? or is it gross fake (like that king and the sting leak--and (fractal) was that ALSO indeed gross? or funny charming, doing a show, etc..)

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  • Leann tore him a brand new asshole

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  • 2 Bears 1 Cave aka which celebrity can we annoy?

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  • If you want a small big town think Fort Collins (plus it’s close to Wyoming) or Breckinridge would be good spots.

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  • Just scroll past MF DOOM..................come on

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  • Posh British or angry Scottish to defend you?

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  • Bert wtf come to Arkansas 😑 my bad *Brett

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  • At this point does any one believe bert.

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  • Beta Bears tho..

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  • Bert in key west would be a macho version of McConaughey in Beach Bum

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  • Wtf nadav where’s 43

    Geoff ChippersonGeoff Chipperson2 ամիս առաջ
  • I live 20 minutes from Chapelle. He doesn’t run shit in Ohio. Nobody even knows he’s here 90% of the time.

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  • What a horrible "British" accent

    Dave RyanDave Ryan2 ամիս առաջ
  • Every week is the same. Bert talks about a million things he should "totally do," with zero intention of doing any of them. I Have no idea how anyone can find Bert funny or entertaining. He's a beating.

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    • Samesame

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  • Hurry up with new podcast it’s Monday u ficks

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  • subbed at 41:10 after hearing Bert getting schooled...some real shit right there.

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  • Bert needs to befriend Paul Anderson if he wants a tough British accent wing man lol

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  • UNC kicked that field goal bc their fans bet the spread the other way. That was a W for them.

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  • Rocking the Hillsboro Hops hat lolol. Basically a giant nug of weed as the mascot.

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  • Joe is also (from what I understand) a part owner of Onnit which is based out of Austin... So there are other reasons for him to choose Austin as a place to move

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