Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 549

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Are you following proto and wearing masks in your car while you drive alone with the windows up? We find out how Mommy Tommy celebrated his quarantine birthday, and oh boy.... has 10mg Tom joined us on the podcast!? Many people paid tribute to Tom’s birthday, plus we hear the voice of an old friend. We discover a brand new cool guy and also discuss more possible virus cures.
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  • Why are the no-guest episodes so much better?

    CrankubusCrankubus10 օր առաջ
  • Josh is maybe the master at taking something horrible and making it insurmountably worse.

    RileyRiley22 օր առաջ
  • Check out The Struggle by scroobious Pip!

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  • “In a few months when this is all over”

    Jonathan SuarezJonathan Suarez2 ամիս առաջ
  • Johnny Depp made a cool guy video

    BlindSpotBlindSpot2 ամիս առաջ
  • sounds like Tom just has IBS

    LpJunior537LpJunior5373 ամիս առաջ
  • I was listening to this walking home from the hospital after a suicidal episode and had to sit down on the curb cuz I was laughing so hard.

    Angie MartinAngie Martin3 ամիս առաջ
  • Its actually possible to walk a mountain lion. My uncle had one as a pet when I was growing up and he would walk Troubles around the bar with just a simple rope leash. He used to eat a case of catfood a week plus all the rabbits and squirrels I could shoot as a kiddo. East Tx was a fun place to grow up :)

    jason fryjason fry3 ամիս առաջ
  • Their David take did not age well

    ImyouthcollectiveImyouthcollective3 ամիս առաջ
  • Someone please animate the plane going down scrum part lmfao

    Michael NicolelloMichael Nicolello4 ամիս առաջ
  • anyone knows the name of this white ginger dude who think he is black?

    Вася КуролесовВася Куролесов4 ամիս առաջ
  • dumping syndrome explained: protein and fat are hard to digest so your body compensates by becoming more acidic. carnivorous animals have very acidic stomachs. Sugar is very very easy to digest so if your diet consisted mostly of simple sugars and other carbohydrates your body would be accustomed to this and have easy digestion. But if your are overweight and eat lots of fatty and protein rich foods with fewer carbs then when you do eat easy to digest simple sugars. You will have diarrhea. Very simple. Protein and fat are more complicated structures molecularity so they take more work for your body to break down. One last thing, primates are human beings closest living relative and their diet most carbohydrates consisting of simple sugars in fruits. So people who think being vegetarian makes you weak... try comparing yourself to a gorilla :)

    Pepega PapayaPepega Papaya4 ամիս առաջ
  • 10mg Tom meets 100,000Kg Johnny

    N8 DoubleYouN8 DoubleYou5 ամիս առաջ
  • I feel like Christina just chooses to be annoyed by things that 90 percent of all normal humans do just so she can be annoyed and pretend to be better than people. I swear she says the dumbest shit sometimes

    Alpha monkeyAlpha monkey5 ամիս առաջ
  • Has Tom had his gallbladder removed? Since I've had mine out I get gassy/diarrhea when I eat greasy meat.

    tnkittytnkitty5 ամիս առաջ
  • What is the 10 mg toms taking? THC edibles?

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  • Omg I just love you two, my son kept talking about you guys and I had to check it out and now I'm hooked.

    Rhonda WhitakerRhonda Whitaker5 ամիս առաջ
  • Have B-Real on the show!

    Cameron KingCameron King5 ամիս առաջ
  • Wow, the Mommies sound like straight-up Tik Toks at the beginning. Is Rogan’s dumbass trumperism rubbing off? Don’t listen to Tom and Christina on this, absolutely wear a facemask when you leave to walk your dog. Don’t be an asshole.

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  • This track at the end is awesome!!

    Josh KirkJosh Kirk5 ամիս առաջ
  • I think it’s about time to actually change the theme song I think everyone is tired of it even Tom and christina

    Dakota Price-WilliamsDakota Price-Williams5 ամիս առաջ
  • They have the word "shady" in their name, people! Ha ha. And they replace them if you lose the goddamn things? This isn't rocket science - they're buying sunglasses at like, 85 cents per unit and selling them for $20.00+. All profit.

    Lord MontyLord Monty5 ամիս առաջ
  • Dose anyone have a link to they buy with the face mask not following prodo

    Tree man 99Tree man 995 ամիս առաջ
  • Josh Potter is so fucking creepy! I love it 🥰!

    BrettBrett5 ամիս առաջ
  • The life expectancy was in the 40's because it was an average, it accounted for quite a lot of infant/toddler deaths from disease. It's a stupid statistic, most people who were already adults went on to live until at least 60

    Zach BarberZach Barber5 ամիս առաջ
  • I bought the membership but it’s still censored

    Vincent RoybalVincent Roybal5 ամիս առաջ
  • Josh P: I dont care how many die so i can get on stage, and i dont know what says about me. Probaly something dark but makes me really want to hear that material.

    Jared SchusterJared Schuster5 ամիս առաջ
  • I shit like Ellis until I had C Diff.... thanks Army medics.

    Raymond ElliottRaymond Elliott5 ամիս առաջ
  • Why the fuck does every celebrity say "open up a dialogue" when they make a social media account? Do they all have the same PR guy?

    CarnageHavocCarnageHavoc5 ամիս առաջ
  • How the fuck do get high off 10mg like really? That's not enough to get anyone high.

    White WolfWhite Wolf5 ամիս առաջ
  • amber heard has sucked the soul out of Johnny. god damn!!!

    TheFrank1221TheFrank12215 ամիս առաջ
  • Nadov is so hot , he looks great in a tie

    JD WallaceJD Wallace5 ամիս առաջ
  • The maskless tictoced avenger has a Velcro wallet and probably matching shoes...

    skajohncarterskajohncarter5 ամիս առաջ
  • Holyshit! High'n tight is the jam! I wish I could share this with my friends/family, but they aren't mommies. Probably think I went from weird to bat shit crazy

    Jeremy CookJeremy Cook5 ամիս առաջ
  • 10 mg Tommy is the best!

    Tim ToddTim Todd5 ամիս առաջ
  • You know Tommy talks shit about Christine to Potter.

    Tim ToddTim Todd5 ամիս առաջ
  • 27:27 Tom discovers empathy lol

    Tim ToddTim Todd5 ամիս առաջ
  • As a sever/bartender, let me get a and gimmie make me wish I had a cloraphorm rag, good call Momma!!

    logeydoglogeydog5 ամիս առաջ
  • Anyone remember when people used to comment in the old studio saying the laughing in the background was annoying and unprofessional? They knew nothing!

    Faeryn GullyFaeryn Gully5 ամիս առաջ
  • I just want the song to download (fan music at the end)... I don't know why I like it so much

    diabloman802000diabloman8020005 ամիս առաջ
    • diabloman802000 that song is so good. I feel you

      Missy ElliotMissy Elliot5 ամիս առաջ
  • 1:18 Enny is gonna get so many glasses

    J NanoJ Nano5 ամիս առաջ
  • after Johnny Depp did a movie called The 9th Gate, bought a castle in france. its one of my favorits

    mike smike s5 ամիս առաջ
  • protein firms up your poop. fiber loosens it.

    mike smike s5 ամիս առաջ
  • whats up with youtubes ad algorithm? 16 mins in and i've had 4 ad breaks. lost count around 25 mins cause i was walkiin around but maybe 10. i thought this was a repeat cause that dumbass waitin for the chick sounds real familiar. only way i knew it was new was the pelt under the dogs head. now i have to go find the story behind that. (been out of the loop for a while.)

    mike smike s5 ամիս առաջ
  • yes that would ruin it for me too

    Brian Whin-YatesBrian Whin-Yates5 ամիս առաջ
  • Tom have you considered Celiac disease? Because I have alot of those symptoms your describing and that was the case for me.

    Brian Whin-YatesBrian Whin-Yates5 ամիս առաջ
  • Wow. Im blown away by 10ml Tom. Before this episode I had no doubt that Christiana is the personality champ, now that i have met 10ml Tom... I don't know anymore guys.

    Rubayat HassanRubayat Hassan5 ամիս առաջ
  • The Big Lenny Show

    jason lowejason lowe5 ամիս առաջ
  • you just have lactose intolerance Tom

    DBurgurDBurgur5 ամիս առաջ
  • I just watched a random horror movie from last year called Countdown, and out of nowhere, Tom motherfuckin' Segura lol

    vahnn0vahnn05 ամիս առաջ
  • What a great song at the end. I rewinded it a few times. High 'n Tight instant classic song

    Raul RamirezRaul Ramirez5 ամիս առաջ
  • Omg... she ruined it for you Tommy?? Are you gonna make a scene?? ...for christ sake take the fucking joke and get on with the topic. Recently I started seeing why Burr mentioned that there's something psychotic behind those eyes. 😉😄😄

    DJ KaTeRDJ KaTeR5 ամիս առաջ
  • Can Tina complain some more? Need more complaining from her. Thanks.

    JakeJake5 ամիս առաջ
  • Gotta get LEE SAYAT on the pod !

    Lil HyphyLil Hyphy5 ամիս առաջ
  • Let me get uhhhhh new barista, hold the attitude

    Keith MengKeith Meng5 ամիս առաջ
  • BTW, if you haven't seen Christina's Netflix Special...go watch it now. 10/10

    Chris PenningtonChris Pennington5 ամիս առաջ
    • @Needs More Cowbell Except it's not. One of the few women comedians I've watched who actually has real subject matter not involving their vagina

      Chris PenningtonChris Pennington5 ամիս առաջ
    • I'll sum it up for yall... "Im a Woman over forty waaaaaah!" "Myyyy Vagina!"

      Needs More CowbellNeeds More Cowbell5 ամիս առաջ

    Alexander HAlexander H5 ամիս առաջ
  • It's been several weeks.we need this intense laugh

    Dawny kzDawny kz5 ամիս առաջ
  • hope u will follow proto and report on the 64 year old who accidental ejected himself from a fighter Jean's cant get any tighter.still waiting.plz mommy

    Dawny kzDawny kz5 ամիս առաջ
  • Jean-Luc

    Jean-Luc ThajusmeJean-Luc Thajusme5 ամիս առաջ
  • Dam it! Iam a " let me get a" guy

    AK 4oAK 4o5 ամիս առաջ
  • 10 shouldn't be allowed out of the house without being high...

    Serash CambellSerash Cambell5 ամիս առաջ
  • Christina claiming she's Slavic but doesn't know that a pair number of roses is for funerals...

    woochynawoochyna5 ամիս առաջ
    • That's because she's now stealing Slavic valour and doesn't know proto for the region

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  • You two are so funny - great episode

    Tony the tigerTony the tiger5 ամիս առաջ
  • Yo, like this comment if you think that the Jeans should stop using disposable plastic cups from Starbucks! Let's all encourage each other to take care of the planet.

    Michael FavretMichael Favret5 ամիս առաջ
  • 30:42 Marilu Henner

    David John ShaferDavid John Shafer5 ամիս առաջ
  • Ask Dr. Drew but I bet it's better to not put it on and remove it mulitple times compared to just drive with it on.

    Alexander CanellaAlexander Canella5 ամիս առաջ
  • eidetic memory?? 30:00

    Cici SunderlinCici Sunderlin5 ամիս առաջ
  • Watch Tom sloowly morph into Rogan

    Trey BennettTrey Bennett5 ամիս առաջ
  • where can i find that video bert assembled for tom im tryna see something

    Elbanjo MonstrosoElbanjo Monstroso5 ամիս առաջ
  • Lol!!! Warped Celebs!!!! So on the effing money.

    1818 WISH1818 WISH5 ամիս առաջ
  • Certain felons can vote

    Pride 365Pride 3655 ամիս առաջ
  • that intro is always too long

    KegKeg5 ամիս առաջ
  • Pretty cool how this has turned into The Kardashians.....

    Jeff SalzmanJeff Salzman5 ամիս առաջ
  • Love seeing them react to Nuka Zeus😂

    Alec FillipitchAlec Fillipitch5 ամիս առաջ
  • Gypsy's bro!

    Matthew BessonMatthew Besson5 ամիս առաջ
  • I’m only 11 years old why am I watching this.

    Dylan PowersDylan Powers5 ամիս առաջ

    ЧрчЧрч5 ամիս առաջ
  • Did she not just do Toms bit from one of his specials? Talking about how she thinks she’s down it all and could die now??? Feel like she was and he was giving her a look like Really

    Dustin WadholmDustin Wadholm5 ամիս առաջ
  • Put nadove face on that white black dude that has black power on his arm!🙏🤭😂🤣😁

    yaboi layshayyaboi layshay5 ամիս առաջ
  • depp use 50000 dollars on wine a month, and talks about making your own instrument 😂

    D AmbitionD Ambition5 ամիս առաջ
  • This is one of the best episodes I have seen!

    Aaron SmithAaron Smith5 ամիս առաջ
  • You haven't done nearly anything compared to what there is to do, Christina

    Sean SmithSean Smith5 ամիս առաջ
  • Sugar without a doubt causes the sticky icky runny browns 100%

    Gonzo ProvocateurGonzo Provocateur5 ամիս առաջ
  • Don't give even number of flowers to a Russian unless it's for a funeral. Russians are very superstitious. I was married to one for five years. I don't recommend it

    Trent Williams, JrTrent Williams, Jr5 ամիս առաջ
  • Garth did it

    Clint BurgamyClint Burgamy5 ամիս առաջ
  • They got so paid at 14:58. Best AD I ever did see.

    David MarsicoDavid Marsico5 ամիս առաջ
  • not trying to be a chomo here but life expectancy calculations take into account child mortality... so that lowers the age a bunch, but if you made it through infancy you lived a pretty long life

    WillWill5 ամիս առաջ
  • I had the worst mushroom trip of my life last night & y'all got me through it so thanks for being my virtual parents xoxox

    Keira BarnesKeira Barnes5 ամիս առաջ
  • Yeah, my vids are not a bit, that's just who I am 😁

    Nuka ZeusNuka Zeus5 ամիս առաջ
  • You say people can't have big cats in America, I think we've all learned differently this year.

    Murry JacksonMurry Jackson5 ամիս առաջ
  • Eidetic memory isn't a considered disorder it's a natural ability.

    Aggie AlperovichAggie Alperovich5 ամիս առաջ
    • Aggie Alperovich hey I pay the thing but get no badge and can’t find the uncensored version, help? Please

      Sweet Tart Tartin assSweet Tart Tartin ass5 ամիս առաջ
  • Damn, Bert got Tommy to blush from the birthday present

    kevin guevarakevin guevara5 ամիս առաջ
  • I wonder what makes them think we want to hear about their kid, are all parents like that? Teach your kid how to wipe his own ass, it's not algebra. Poor kid.

    NulJernNulJern5 ամիս առաջ
  • I just started dinner as they were talking about sugar causing diarrhea lol I love it

    ZachZach5 ամիս առաջ
  • Re: your comments at 1hr18min... You're more likely to get a grenade thrown in your studio... Exploiting mouth-breathers may pay your mortgage, but you make a living based on them and other people's insight to record it. Skipped forward after you two talked about bowl movements for 10 minutes, only to hear your subtle views on genocide. F*ck you both. LA trash.

    SCuM[B]aGSCuM[B]aG5 ամիս առաջ
  • You should watch the video of that guy with the puma giving it a bath. It growls at him the whole time.

    Linda DilbeckLinda Dilbeck5 ամիս առաջ
  • I have a felony for selling something stolen to a pawn shop I got $50 and a felony however I can still vote and do pretty much everything this happened in 2011 I was 18 does still effect my life but never met someone who one thought that was felony worthy and 2 has had a issue with it. People are pretty cool if you don't hurt anyone like I literally only hurt myself in this case lol

    Aaron KAaron K5 ամիս առաջ